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If you wanna hear some funny jokes then you in luck.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.



One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!


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