#gay

So I go to my regular bar and am shooting some pool when these two transgender people ask to play with me. One is obviously a female to male transgender and one is a male to female tranny. We will call the FtM Dick and the MtF Tracy. 

Tracy starts hitting on me but I start hitting on Dick. This pisses Tracy off and Dick is pretty much annoyed and asking if I am gay because they consider themselves a male. Tracy also gets mad and calls me a faggot. I tell Tracy that I am gay for Dicks Vagina. Tracy walks offing a huff and asks dick if they are coming and dick says "no just leave I will find my own way home"

When Tracy leaves dick says

"You are not gay for my vagina you are just fucking with me"

I was fucking with them but didn't want to admit it.

"Bro I am a huge faggot for that vagina"

He says prove it. So we go to my car and start making out but it comes time for me to stick my dick in his vagina. I can't do it. I get soft I say.

"Maybe I am not gay"

He says, oh no buddy you are faggot you are just drunk and he strokes me. I recover and I finish the job and I drop dick Off at his girlfriends house. 

This was my first homosexual experience but if there are more I will keep the community updated. 

P.s. gave dude my number he informed me he took the morning after pill and then he blocked and ghosted me. 

Budlight has recently put a tranny on the side of their beer cans or some shit. https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-pop-culture/bud-light-partnership-trans-influencer-dylan-mulvaney-prompts-rightwin-rcna78295

Lots of people are boy cotting budlight because they don't want to be associated with homo stuff.

I will not be boycotting budlight. The reason being is that only a queer would drink light beers to start with.