Instigator / Pro
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1501
rating
11
debates
27.27%
won
Topic
#3650
RAP BATTLE (rationalmadman)
Status
Finished
The debate is finished. The distribution of the voting points and the winner are presented below.
Winner & statistics
Better arguments
0
3
Better sources
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2
Better legibility
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1
Better conduct
0
1
After 1 vote and with 7 points ahead, the winner is...
RationalMadman
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Parameters
- Publication date
- Last updated date
- Type
- Standard
- Number of rounds
- 3
- Time for argument
- Three days
- Max argument characters
- 10,000
- Voting period
- One month
- Point system
- Multiple criterions
- Voting system
- Open
Contender / Con
7
1702
rating
567
debates
68.17%
won
Description
im calling out the irrationalsadman because he chatted a lot of smackaroo in the forums (said i was egotistical punk). thus, i have to destroy him. i don't think he'll accept but, if he does, be prepared, for those of you younglings, you'll have to turn 18 to really appreciate how badly he has been violated (in a verbal sense im not a criminal)
THIS IS A roAST BATTLE.!!
Round 1
Pro
#1
You call yourself the “sexiest beast” yet all everyone sees is a whiny little bitch
Who sobs at every loss, you’re softer than candy floss
Especially when you face a boss whos gonna put you on the cross
But not to redeem, no you’ve gone too far for that
Imma make you scream, louder than when i made your mum cream
Imma lay you flat on a mat and take your hat
Because all that you ever say is just bare cap
There, I said it, are you gonna cry? Fly away and hide and die?
Don’t worry, we are all relaxed, cuz we know you’ll be back
Your last departure took us a moment to unpack
You were gone for ten days, it was probably a phrase
Where you found your life purpose was in rapid decay
Had to come back to give your ego a slap
Bet you saw your final medal and got a WAP
Because everyone here knows you’ve got no balls
You’re a whore for attention who sprawls and bawls
Demanding war like come on you oddball, your ratings already dropping quicker than rainfall
A note to voters, if you vote for the goat, RM’s gonna come for your throat
Maybe he’ll block you or demand war against you
Cute really, like when a little fortniter emotes,
You know you have really shaken his little row boat
So what should you do? I’ll give you a clue.
Look at RM like you would a shrew in a zoo
Because I’ve unscrewed and subdued this little kid with no iq
You say I’m egotistical, well just look at you
Con
#2
Beat/instrumental to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Kh6JgOiwc
bold is to help you see internal rhyming one line to next.
We know you veni but coming doesn't tell us where you're from, milky teeth feelin' loose,
You're acting a boy, man, lost in many ways and like your Tamil father did more than once, I'll leave you missin' a tooth,
Beat you harder than Kannadan, Telugu and Malayalam parenting mixed in a soup,
You can choose to take the red pill of the blood, sweat and tears or sit there spittin' mistruths,
I'm going easy on you, Yeti, don't make me insult Sikhism and give you a trim to let that itty bitty thing wiggling within the bush loose,
I know, I'm pathetic, I rhymed loose with loose, I will lose but the boos in the crowd are worth dishing out this abuse,
'Cause the boos don't phase me, you're hearin' ghosts, you're confused,
I can die a thousand times in the rating and bounce back from the dead, Agent Smith no excuse.
So what? You think they're gonna care that I whine like a bitch?
What's it gonna matter, you're gnat, you make me mind you, I squish,
You suck up to me like a beta does an alpha but I'm fine with it, Vic, (pronounced 'vich')
I'm a G and I'm used to the lack of spine in a snitch,
I'm a timeless commodity, I'm rice, oil and fish,
Keep digging for dirt on me, when you're tired and sorry; go climb in the ditch,
You're the type they lobotomise; psychotic lunatic,
I'm the type of madman Tate envies; I'm not high on his dick,
You don't get the first rule of redpill; don't find an idol BE IT
My name in your topic's the reason you have a chance to become something here, so thank me, you prick,
Or I'll show you something rarer than a Tamil Sikh and believe me your pants will more then welcome the shit.
Round 2
Pro
#3
Saying my teeth are loose that's funny, at least they don't fall as free as your rating
Even when baiting noobs, you cannot seem to get winnings
Sniping trolls into debate is something I simply cannot relate
Credit where due, its true too phew at the boos you will be hear
when you stumble your lines and fumble your opines
But other than that, your first verse is all cap, filled with your clunky gee
It's all obsolesce, your family probably has some retarded gene
Say your Agent Smith probably because you're an NPC
Don't put your name next to G, your "rap" sounds like a call from a banshee
Call me "egoistic" yet your rap is just me, me, me,
"I'm a G, I'm a commodity", please somebody pass him a violin
You envy the top G, what colour is your Bugatti?
Say I'm digging dirt from ditch, but I'm only smashing a little bitch
who chocked on the blue pill, like a little grubby witch.
No wonder you diss Andrew, he would play you didgeridoo
Your name is in the title of this game because you were chosen
Destined for failure, I know I'm making your eyes blur, soon you'll be back as a beggar
Hands clasped as you whisper your praises whilst I scrape you like a fender
You bender, I'll send her to the blender like the juror and executor.
Con
#4
Beat/Instrumental to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOUSuXDkVNQ
This time we use sources and show you how reference,
Whole first verse from didn't rhyme, but i'll forgive it, i'm benevolent,
Tell us all a story 'bout a bugatti you wish to buy and never rent,
I'll throw a pity party and give you the only invitation the devil sent,
Let me explain that metaphor, I'll kill you, wipe the evidence,
Let your family thank me 'cause they put the hit out and I'm reverent,
Once we get over the semintentality, we celebrate that your less than 2-month lifespan here did ever end.
You say I'm all ego, where's you come up with that crap?
I'm the one to walk the walk and you're the one to fumble rap,
I hear you spit and it's a mumble, as you tumble in a trap,
I'm the one to fuck your girl in the bugatti that you dream of while ya' fap,
You're the one to fire blanks and promise that you'll deliver her your sap,
By the time you ease the dribble out she's literally had a nap,
I don't take much pleasure in the measures I take here breaking your back,
No homo right? I'll low blow like you're pussy and I'm cat,
You make me seem funnier and cuter as I shit on you... 'no scat'... ;)
Round 3
Pro
#5
(Bold to help irrationalsadman, who possess a low cognitive ability and cannot compute my Eminem level rhymes)
You know the bozo has no ammo, standing there like a scarecrow whilst I unload my automatic crossbow
Say I didn't rhyme, that's a crime, your mind must be begrimed with slime
Say I rent my Bugatti, I think you meant I went and dented it because who really cares about a cent?
Say you'll kill me, but I'm the original g, here and I will be for a minute
A minute? That's longer than your visit away
I have milk that lasts longer than your leave away
I'm here to stay to slay my pray whilst you pray for the day I may go away
You say I'm tumbling in a trap yet you seem to be struggling in this match
You bumble and fumble even the most simple of rhymes
How will you get by, don't lie, I know you're asking why you tied yourself into this tussle
Say I forfeit, but please know your limit, look at your own record and see how many times you've quit
Say I respect you, I do, I feel bad for you to loose to me who's on my debut
Had a good run in rap but you know its that time to cut your cap
Your time has come, like a used condom
I've exposed you as a bum, left you numb and dumb, almost as dead as the leaves in autumn
Con
#6
Under PM doxxing rules I left out what Vici sent me and the timings. I leave this screenshot to show you all something amusing:
^ 8 messages in a row.
:)
Just watch. Just appreciate.
Ask if that earns a temporary block or not.
==
Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaxHLcKr_EE
You cannot be the original, you came so much later,
Original G? Punk, you're a simp of me turned hater,
Putting my name in your debate, so attention's paid, sure,
Try challenging anyone else here to a rap battle, they'll ditch you and play safer,
I'm as G as it gets here, both on and off paper,
You're that young punk anakin, I'm full blown Vader,
You're trying to be me, adamant, arrogant, slayer,
But every time you're calling out the champs, you're being dunked by a winner, like tryna give my girlfriend a nice dinner while I'm with yours as I gape her,
You don't understand it, I'm in the upper echelons here, that Andrew Tate type you're gay for,
I don't give a shit, Vici if you don't see me as greater,
I'm the cam in your TV, you don't perceive 'til later,
I'm the one you mistook for prey, come eat my anus, stick your tongue in and taste more,
Now let me eat up a pussy that's got that salty, bitter flavour,
I may not be head mod in this jungle but I'm that chimp you go ape for,
I'll pillage your tribe as those by my side call me saviour,
My flow's like water, bars so hot it's turned vapour,
My raps turn even your mother into a twerking booty shaker,
I'm the table in the living room, you're the spare room's wallpaper.
Criterion
Pro
Tie
Con
Points
Better arguments
3 point(s)
Better sources
2 point(s)
Better legibility
1 point(s)
Better conduct
1 point(s)
Reason:
R1
Vici has better rhymes here. Going after RM's comment history was smart, but nothing too groundbreaking here. This could be a matter of style, but it seems to me that Vici's insults have more punch since they're straightforward. RM might be more outside-the-box but it seems that Vici gets across a clear message easier. There was one exception, though: "My name in your topic's the reason you have a chance to become something here." It would have been better if the rest of the verse built off of this though.
R2
Vici continues with his strategy of simple but straightforward. His rhyme scheme wasn't as good in the beginning, but he has some nice responses. RM attacks his rhyme scheme which is smart but he also has way more syllables per rhyme making his job easier (and his internal rhymes are meh). That said, this second verse is definitely cleaner than his first. RM has more punch here.
R3
Vici's got some good internal rhymes. I'm not sure if they're consistently structured, but RM set the standard here so this definitely plays well for Vici. RM doesn't show what the messages are, but 8 does seem excessive. That said, he blocked me for voting against him so maybe he's just trigger-happy. A lot of generic insults from both sides, and I was inclined to give this one to Vici at first just on account of the rhyme scheme. But RM has a more consistent rhyme scheme and more descriptive insults (even if they are nasty and kind of generic).
2/3 with fairly even margins. Win goes to RM, though Vici definitely held his own.
why can't I vote
I SERIOUSLY BEAT THE IRRATIONAL SADMAN PLEASE
PLEASE SOMEONE VOTE
hello where are the voters??????? I destroyed him please read it!!!
It isnt racist, I know what south asian parents do but it was an exaggeration they beat the teeth out of ones mouth.
You do nit know what racism is if you call ethnic observations racist.
I am very surprised that the irrationalsadman is winning this. His racist insults didn't even make sense.
I believe rap battles would be better if used the “winner select” vote style because normal style voting just doesn’t work. I went into this feeling outraged that Vici didn’t get a single point until realizing it doesn’t even matter here.
In case you are confused at my Round 1 closer, barely any Sikhs are Tamil and barely any Tamils are Sikh (it's not about a minority situation in population, it's genuine minority).
Tamils are majority Hindu, with some Muslim tamils and some Christians Tamils on the side. Pro's native language on profile is Tamil and religion is Sikh.
Thanks for your vote, I agree that my Round 2 was my best but we disagree on Round 1 quite a lot, that said thanks.
Rap's done vote as you please.
Prefer if you give 7 points to who you think wins, regardless as this is meant to be a winner selection debate but whatever.
Rap's done vote as you please.
I wouldnt be surprised if you voted against me despite me clearly outrapping him.
It is what it is.
IrrationalSadman tried his best, okay.
good game irrationalsadman! You have truly been manhandled! I cannot wait for voters to expose you
'you're gnat'
meant to be 'you're a gnat' in my Round 1.
i can debate any topic. just name the site and i'll be there to serve you justice.
How do you plan to chop me? Don't say rap, because I won't even accept the challenge knowing I am not a rapper(not that I want to be one anyways).
it was kanye's idea not me, i was down to write a poem for you.
you are next on the chopping block, unintelligent_bum
Buddy, you want it like this?
This hostile?
Hahaha, I will show you. Voters favouring whoever they want, I will show you.
nothing personal, i have said somewhere i love you, but you know how it is.
Yeah, you go calling the most experienced person on this entire site a punk and an irrational sadman.
absolute destruction. simply unstoppable. me and kanye got together and wrote this one up
LETS GO you punk