Chess

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rating

565

debates

68.23%

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Description

We play chess, describing our moves in each turn. (Joke debate, have fun)

Round 1

11.29.2022 04:16AM

Pro

Nf3

11.29.2022 04:43AM

Con

We play chess, describing our moves in each turn. (Joke debate, have fun)

I see the knight, upon a magnificent steed, bestiality taboo as it is runs through the mind of the galliant warrior destined to try and fail to defend against the onslaught of attacks, pawn conversions and finally checkmates about to ensue.

I see it all, horse's member not clouding my vision.

Nf3 by white. There is but one answer.

I reach with my nimble fingers and grab my own knight's horse by its head...

"knight to F6"

I say in my head as I place it upon the board, smacking the 12-hour-per-turn-refresh-each-turn timer, sweat just easing out of my armpits and somewhere below...

The game has begun, the horses are out to play, what a night.

I shall be a mirror, I tell myself, I shall become one with the force, myself tells me back.

I do not know what that means but it is not my concern, for my opponent is thinking deeply, my opponent is thinking wisely. I must never underestimate him. After all, he has 2 bishops blessing him, this is not some cursed demon I am against, he luck may crush my skill, it's okay though, if my back is against the wall I have anal beads at hand.

Round 2

11.29.2022 01:49PM

Pro

Not reading all that.

I move my pawn to d4, one of the most visited chess squares (it's also your mom's house).

The big d pawn is now protected by my n-word, who is still on f3 (he a real one for that fr fr).

11.29.2022 05:53PM

Con

White pawns trying to use the n-word are cute, they can't pull the trigger, go figure.

Hmm, my anal beads aren't buzzing yet, let's stick to mirroring.

(pawn) d5.

I must be careful though, too much mirroring and I may catch his cringey sense of humour, better switch it up next move...

Round 3

11.30.2022 03:59AM

Pro

something came up irl and I don't have time for this anymore

i concede

shame, I thought this would be great fun but it's going to have to be cut short

11.30.2022 04:20AM

Con

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZrnZjZgOzc

Round 4

11.30.2022 04:20PM

Pro

Forfeited

11.30.2022 04:24PM

Con

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUx94-cmlx4

Listen, Mharman, you beta punk,

I couldn't give a shit 'bout black or white, you play like a zebra, you skunk,

Stink of the same foul smell your decision to ban me from your games was based on, monk,

Go meditate and run the timer down on someone who aint here to put your body in a trunk,

I'm that vicious rollercoaster, opponent omnipotent in your crush's cunt,

You thought you could be funnier than me? I'm socially retarded and still made you look awkward, you runt,

It's pathetic how you run and hide, prey vs a silverback, neither's on the hunt,

I didn't have to smell or hunt you down to go apeshit and pull a stunt,

You're pathetic, M, it's evident I'm a thick-dick alpha and my mother on that d4 square raised this son,

So enjoy the sissy cage she's got the key to, think she's easy? You're a dunce.

Round 5

11.30.2022 08:59PM

Pro

Or I am busy with stuff.

And BTW, shit like this is why I banned you. You had no reason to bring any of that up here, but ofc you want to start shit.

You're an insufferable cunt RM. That's all I'm gonna say. I'm not getting baited any further. Go be a one-man circle jerk somewhere else.

11.30.2022 10:36PM

Con

#10

lmao!!!! get a sense of humour. you wanted banter, then do it ;)

12.07.2022 06:02PM

#16

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@RationalMadman

How convenient

12.07.2022 02:25PM

#15

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@Statichead

no I paid eminem to write it for me.

12.06.2022 10:27PM

#14

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@RationalMadman

holyyyyyy sh*t what a battle here

@RM did you write that diss track?

11.30.2022 04:18AM

#13

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@ComputerNerd

doesn't matter, I was winning the trolling.

ComputerNerd

11.30.2022 04:09AM

#12

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@RationalMadman

@Mharman

If you had kept going, a London System would have followed, or perhaps a Queen's Gambit.

ComputerNerd

11.30.2022 04:08AM

#11

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@Mharman

Not very practical, you'd have to make 5 or 6 debates to finish it.

11.29.2022 07:09PM

#10

The battle of the ages

Best.Korea

11.29.2022 10:09AM

"Course you are smarter than chess."

Point proven.

Barney

11.29.2022 08:06AM

lmao!

Intelligence_06

11.29.2022 05:25AM

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@Best.Korea

Course you are smarter than chess. Chess is some pieces of wood laying around without sentience. What you are not smarter than is a chess grandmaster quite possibly.

K_Michael

11.28.2022 10:13PM

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@Best.Korea

Comparing your intelligence to an inanimate object is always a huge plus

11.28.2022 10:01PM

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@RationalMadman

It's a joke debate. Just make whatever moves you want. We're at the mercy of whatever satisfies the voters' desire for shits and gigs.

Best.Korea

11.28.2022 09:50PM

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@K_Michael

I disagree. I am smarter than chess.

K_Michael

11.28.2022 09:41PM

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@Best.Korea

"Its a stupid game. I never win."
Usually when someone is bad at a game we call them stupid, not the game.

11.28.2022 09:20PM

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@Mharman

you are not beating me in 5 moves. I am not even sure what this debate is about.

Best.Korea

11.28.2022 06:35PM

Chess? I cant play chess. Its a stupid game. I never win.

Barney

12.07.2022 06:35PM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Winner

1 point(s)

Reason:

Concession.