just sent out night action results, typing the dp3 start post rn
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    GENERIC DP3 START POST
Lynched last DP:
RatMan - You are a Jester JOAT! You have three abilities, and win when you are lynched. Those abilities are:
Rewarded Vigilante: Each night, you get to kill someone of your choice. If you successfully kill your target, you will be rewarded. For this game, you will be rewarded with a 1x votebuyer ability.
(Votebuyers can purchase another player’s vote at any point during the day phase)
Commuter: Each night, you may choose to leave town. You cannot be targeted by any night actions that night.
Car Thief: Each night, you may target another player. If that player is attempting to commute, you commute instead, leaving them Vulnerable. A Vulnerable player cannot use any passive abilities to protect themself. You may also steal a car thief’s car, if they successfully steal a commuter’s car that night.
You may not use multiple abilities in one night, so choose wisely!
Died in the Night:
Wylted's7thAccount - You are a Jester JOAT! You have three abilities, and win when you are lynched. Those abilities are:
Rewarded Vigilante: Each night, you get to kill someone of your choice. If you successfully kill your target, you will be rewarded. For this game, you will be rewarded with a 1x votebuyer ability.
(Votebuyers can purchase another player’s vote at any point during the day phase)
Commuter: Each night, you may choose to leave town. You cannot be targeted by any night actions that night.
Car Thief: Each night, you may target another player. If that player is attempting to commute, you commute instead, leaving them Vulnerable. A Vulnerable player cannot use any passive abilities to protect themself. You may also steal a car thief’s car, if they successfully steal a commuter’s car that night.
You may not use multiple abilities in one night, so choose wisely!
Alive Players:
1. Austin the NM (nerd master)
2. Burger.King
3. Barney the purple dinosaur
4. JoeBobBillyJoelJimButchEdBubbaJon
With 4 players alive, it takes 3 votes to lynch. The DP ends on Sunday at noon (EST).
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@Best.Korea
            
          
          
            
@AustinL0926
            
          
          
            
@JoeBob
            
          
      Ok, we're all Jester JOAT's aren't we? I mean, except me, I'm obviously the lone vanilla mafia player
    Wait, they are both Jester?
    Oh now I get it, its bunch of Jesters vs scum lol
    
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@Best.Korea
            
          
      Wait, they are both Jester?
always have been
    
Ok let’s face it. We are all jester.
    
  Except me of course
    Ok. If you wanna admit it or not, BK is right. We must find the one scum.
    
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@JoeBob
            
          
      I am scum.
    
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@Barney
            
          
      Here is the key to defeating mafia as I am allowed one message post death. Lynch a jester so they are forced to lose
    Lynch me
Vtl JoeBob
    Unvote VTL JoeBob
    
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@Barney
            
          
          
            
@AustinL0926
            
          
      Lynch me 
    Let's end the suffering.
VTL Joebob
    VNTL
    
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@Barney
            
          
      What’s VNTL
    
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@JoeBob
            
          
      Not to lynch. So pacific for a day phase.
    *Pacifist 
    Wylted's brain sees the fact I'm lynched and thinks jester lynch will end game.
😆😆😆
I am so good I got voted over 4 other jesters.
    Vote Count
Joebob (3/4) Joebob, BestKorea, Austin
VTNL (1/4) Barney
    
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@Mharman
            
          
      How do you feel about the haunting? Can we expect more of it, and if it's a problem, who you gonna call?
    
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@Best.Korea
            
          
          
            
@AustinL0926
            
          
          
            
@JoeBob
            
          
      Assuming there is one scum among us, lynching anyone only fives a 1/4 chance of victory. Whereas, if we wait for night we have a shot.
While someone will inevitably take this game too seriously, and/or be ignorant to the Prisoner's Dilemma we're in, I propose the following:
- We all VNTL
- A night we each murder the person above us on the living players list.
- The person at the top o the list, kills the person at the bottom.\
Said list is as follows:
1. Austin the NM (nerd master)
2. Burger.King
3. Barney the purple dinosaur
4. JoeBobBillyJoelJimButchEdBubbaJon 
lol ok, unvote
    
unvote
VTNL
    
  VTNL
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@Barney
            
          
      Ghostbusters, but only if it’s the non-2016 movie team… if I gotta ghost problem, I’m not hoping for DEI hires trying to get the job done
    ANNOUNCEMENT
Speaking of haunting, the first of two special events this DP will start tomorrow morning.
    
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@Mharman
            
          
      oh no
     
       
       
       
       
       
       
      