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just sent out night action results, typing the dp3 start post rn
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just wait a sec plz
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GENERIC DP3 START POST

Lynched last DP:
RatMan - You are a Jester JOAT! You have three abilities, and win when you are lynched. Those abilities are:

Rewarded Vigilante: Each night, you get to kill someone of your choice. If you successfully kill your target, you will be rewarded. For this game, you will be rewarded with a 1x votebuyer ability.

(Votebuyers can purchase another player’s vote at any point during the day phase)

Commuter: Each night, you may choose to leave town. You cannot be targeted by any night actions that night.

Car Thief: Each night, you may target another player. If that player is attempting to commute, you commute instead, leaving them Vulnerable. A Vulnerable player cannot use any passive abilities to protect themself. You may also steal a car thief’s car, if they successfully steal a commuter’s car that night.

You may not use multiple abilities in one night, so choose wisely!

Died in the Night:

Wylted's7thAccount - You are a Jester JOAT! You have three abilities, and win when you are lynched. Those abilities are:

Rewarded Vigilante: Each night, you get to kill someone of your choice. If you successfully kill your target, you will be rewarded. For this game, you will be rewarded with a 1x votebuyer ability.

(Votebuyers can purchase another player’s vote at any point during the day phase)

Commuter: Each night, you may choose to leave town. You cannot be targeted by any night actions that night.

Car Thief: Each night, you may target another player. If that player is attempting to commute, you commute instead, leaving them Vulnerable. A Vulnerable player cannot use any passive abilities to protect themself. You may also steal a car thief’s car, if they successfully steal a commuter’s car that night.

You may not use multiple abilities in one night, so choose wisely!

Alive Players:

1. Austin the NM (nerd master)
2. Burger.King
3. Barney the purple dinosaur
4. JoeBobBillyJoelJimButchEdBubbaJon

With 4 players alive, it takes 3 votes to lynch. The DP ends on Sunday at noon (EST).
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Ok, we're all Jester JOAT's aren't we? I mean, except me, I'm obviously the lone vanilla mafia player
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Wait, they are both Jester?
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Oh now I get it, its bunch of Jesters vs scum lol
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@Best.Korea
Wait, they are both Jester?
always have been
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Ok let’s face it. We are all jester.

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Except me of course
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Ok. If you wanna admit it or not, BK is right. We must find the one scum.
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@JoeBob
I am scum.
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@Barney
Here is the key to defeating mafia as I am allowed one message post death. Lynch a jester so they are forced to lose
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Lynch me

Vtl JoeBob
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Unvote VTL JoeBob
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Lynch me 
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Let's end the suffering.

VTL Joebob
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VNTL
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What’s VNTL
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Not to lynch. So pacific for a day phase.
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*Pacifist 
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Wylted's brain sees the fact I'm lynched and thinks jester lynch will end game.

😆😆😆

I am so good I got voted over 4 other jesters.
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Vote Count
Joebob (3/4) Joebob, BestKorea, Austin
VTNL (1/4) Barney
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How do you feel about the haunting? Can we expect more of it, and if it's a problem, who you gonna call?
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Assuming there is one scum among us, lynching anyone only fives a 1/4 chance of victory. Whereas, if we wait for night we have a shot.

While someone will inevitably take this game too seriously, and/or be ignorant to the Prisoner's Dilemma we're in, I propose the following:
  1. We all VNTL
  2. A night we each murder the person above us on the living players list.
    1. The person at the top o the list, kills the person at the bottom.\
Said list is as follows:
1. Austin the NM (nerd master)
2. Burger.King
3. Barney the purple dinosaur
4. JoeBobBillyJoelJimButchEdBubbaJon 

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lol ok, unvote
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unvote

VTNL

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Ghostbusters, but only if it’s the non-2016 movie team… if I gotta ghost problem, I’m not hoping for DEI hires trying to get the job done
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ANNOUNCEMENT

Speaking of haunting, the first of two special events this DP will start tomorrow morning.
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oh no