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I pass potato as a night action instead of my regular night action.
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Having hot potato isnt so bad, as while it causes some troubles for you, also it lets you cause problems to other people.

So I suggest this, that everyone just keeps passing potato to RM.
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You can try
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Also, I tried passing potato to RM last night, but it just said he wasnt in town, so there is a good chance he has powers he is not telling us about.
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I told you about it.
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Unvote

VTL RM

Obvious scum is obvious.
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Vote Count
RM (2/4) - Joebob, BestKorea
Joebob (1/4) - RM
Barney (1/4) - Wylted
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SPECIAL EVENT #3

Mayor Greyparrot has announced that work has begun on the “JoeBob plan”!

The plan:

First off we start with making the guns. We will save the guillotine for last since a 50 foot high structure will surely bring attention.
For the guns we will start by making the guns. To make it discreet however we will use a strategy that was also used in WW2. We will build the guns in the doctor or hospital. A section of it in which the guns will be built there will be hazard tape and people in hazmat suits around. If the military people (the militant pacifists) come by, then common sense says to not go in there, and so as long as they are quiet, we will be good.
Once we have that done, we move onto the harder part: the guillotine. Since they never TOOK the pieces away, we will build them in parts. Once every part is complete, we put them back together and then we have a finished guillotine.
And one final safety measure. We will have 2 outposts along the way to where the military people are settled. Once person will be at each outpost and they will have their own horse. If they notice them coming, then they use the horse, and run back to town to alert them and get them to prepare. Once the military people arrive, the town people can be ready to fight back since they knew in advance. And as a little bonus, they have add towers made of stone or wood to shoot at the military people from.


The plan has succeeded!

The guillotine has been rebuilt, and all stolen guns have been replaced! There can be a lynch today, and there can be NKs in the night.

In celebration, the Mayor has announced a sharpshooting competition! Everyone, pick a number between 1 and 1,000,000! Your proximity to the actual number will represent the accuracy of your shot. You may submit this in-thread or in a PM to me.

Winner gets a bulletproof vest!

You may submit a number at any point during the DP.

The results will be announced in twilight.

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Amazing job Mr. Mayor, how do you do it?
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@Mharman
Dice rolls and chicken bones.
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So he beat me by ignoring the ASAP feature. Okay.
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Apparently someone attempted to visit me during the night, but my gun got confiscated so I just scared them off with a water hose. Anyone wanna fess up?
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@AustinL0926
It was me.
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@RationalMadman
Mind explaining why?
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@AustinL0926
I am not the role I said I am.
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@AustinL0926
I am a special role that has to be lynched to activate. I can't say more. I am actually upset the DP1 lynch on me failed. Part of my role PM that I paraphrased is real. I can commute during NPs
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@AustinL0926
Vote me fast if you want me to spare you. That's my final word.
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@AustinL0926
If you don't vote me and I end up lynched I'm using my power on you.
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Vtl RM


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Whoever hammers me I'll spare you, I am a special kind of role you will find out after I'm lynched. My third power needs to be lynched to activate.
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I didn't visit you at night btw I lied to get voted.
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My third power needs to be lynched to activate.
What does that power do?

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vtl rm
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I guess we will find out.
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Mharman said I have to wait for him to confirm it first.

He said there is something called twilight where I am not yet activated.
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So he beat me by ignoring the ASAP feature. Okay.
What was your plan?

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Not for the treats, but for the fun of the reveal…

BTL RM

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STOP THE COUNT
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Err, that’d make him into a sandwich; if not too late (I wonder if he’s that role which kills whoever hammers him)

VTL RationalMadman-Man (presumably he was bitten by a radioactive RationalMadman, and now has the proportionate strength and speed of one)

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Fuck you mharman and your twilight bs