1) Creates Adam and Eve
2) Creates evil
3) Populates the world through incest
4) Surprised that evil exists
5) Clueless about how to deal with evil
6) Drowns the whole world except one family
7) Populates the world through incest.....again
8) Surprised that evil exists......again
9) Sends diseases, starvation, plagues, tsunamis, you name it
10) Still bewildered at the existence of evil
11) Blames the devil......that he created
12) Rapes a virgin married woman so that she can give birth to himself as his own son so we can torture and kill him/his son so that he can forgive us for being so evil
13) Says, "just joking" three days later and brings his son back to life, coz he is lonely.
14) Claims omniscience and omnipotence
15) Expects to be worshiped for his wisdom
Yup, He sure is worthy of the praise, isn't He?