Deb-8-a-bull

Are you 100% sure god doesn't exist. ?

What a horrible question hey?

And please dont ask the atheists what percentage they dont believe in god. 

I'd  hate to be asked that. 

Oh thats unless you have meet him. 

Therfore YOU ARE CORRECT. 

Other then that.n

I dare someone to say " i believe in god 100% "because i am rational.  

Theists know what happens to them when they die frommmm beliving in god and joining and being in a religious group and the allocated holy book that goes with said group. 

Somehow. 

I could know what happens when i die if i believed in a god. 

Yeah ,  rational. 

Theists could not be 85% sure what happens when they die.  

Maybe 75% sure 

It isn't rational to be ummmm 93.2% sure you know what happens when you die. 

Hang on. 

Its not rational to believe in god 90%

Atheists dont even know what happens when they die. ( apart from decay of the body. ) 

Theists on the other hand , know exactly what happens when we die. ( and in much detail  ) 

So rational. 

I highly doubt God would be ok with  us being on this interwebs computer machine 

No way would  he be cool with that.  

It is worst then swimming.  

This may have been a  fact if the bible come out in 2010 with the people that wrote it 

Russell    177th page   :   line  24 .   

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE COMPUTERS.    

With a" GOD OF THE TIMES "  He would make things much more straight foward. 

So yeah . 

Are you sure god is cool with uou guys being on yhe computer 

Are you guys 100% sure you can talk on phone with another person on the other side of a large body of water. 

With the new" Straightforward God , 

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE COMPUTERS .   Actually means YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE COMPUTERS.  

The first ever bible should of been on a ( doubling gonk link ) that being the name of the device they use in the year 4283.  Its unbreakable memory stick of sorts.  

He,he

The bible does not even mention the internet box.

Not a single verse.  

Its suspicious hey? 

The people that wrote it and or compiled this bible book , may not of even heard a single word from the god thing. 

Zed. 

I put to you  that . They could of totally made this shlt up. 

Crazy times man. 

Crazy times.

No but imagine if the actual  creators and dreamers of the bible books knew that there book /writings in some form is the most important book to billions of people in the year 2000.

They couldn't of dreamt it hey? 

Smart BLOKES man. Scribes whatever.    AKa  ( The BOOK MAKING sector )   in the ( RELIGIOUS GROUP BUSINESS  ) 

Ok ill stop now.

Why do Muslims always deflect the bible ?

I don't know.

Heaps of reasons i suppose. 

Picture a night out with God.

You point out a girl to him and say. ' she is alright hey God ? 

Then he goes. In a real dedp voice.  ( I DONT CARE TO MUCH FOR WOMEN. )  and he goes(  HaHaHa )  like sants

So you just shut your mouth and look down.

I find it hard to oicture god taking the same amout of " time " to catch and take note of  a bloke rooting a bloke. 

then it does  to catch and take note that Jess The super hot cheerleader chick down the road is currently showering. 

If it is somehow "viewed and referenced " at the samd time.  ( AND I MEAN EXACTLY ) The same time .  then , thats god like.

And he must have alot on his plate so dont bother him. 

Ok so now you are picturing

Picture god perving on hot women.

Of course he doesn't. 

He also loves his puffins 

Picture him rubbing and pinching his six nipples swaying side to side when you guys sing to him.

mmmmm loves it 

▪○●°•▪○●°•▪○●°•  ATTENTION  ATTENTION  ATTENTION  ▪○°•▪○⊙°•▪○⊙°•

NEW PROPHECIE JUST IN GUYS. 

It reads. 

Tis not a necessity for gatherings to gather together at zee clubhouse.

Thy songs of old are to be left in the past. gatthers no moss. 

So this mean guysl 

That God does need his peoples to meet up down the road and sing songs to him. 

He doesn't want to be rude and put it bluntly. 

He is sick of hearing the same old crappie songs ya sing to him. 

He does love you. This is true . 

Just kidding  .

He fucklng loves it when you guys get together and sing songs to him. 

Sooooo ,   carry on.

Please hold.

( Hahib)  from ( Frankfurt. Eng )  received two new prophecies,  however he was driving and had nothing to write with. 

He is not sure what the first one was.,  tho he assures us it was something positive about brothers loving-kindness for their sisters should be five fold i think he said . 

Five fold of what is uncertain but he just. Well 

He deeply apologies for this ,

he is real cut up about it hey. 

Thats right. It was um.

Brothers should care for there  sisters five folld over their  freinds.  

Or something like that. 

You know what i mean hey?

Like . Brothers and sisters should nice to each other. 

So ummmmm ' kicks dirt ' 

Yeah.  Cool

You could probably just make something up hey?

If people " fall " for this nonsense. 

They woukd probably fall for , i dont know , religious grouos with like alien overlords and stuff. Nanu nanu. 

But .

Each to there own. 

Good game.

Good game.

One can't imagine NOT updating it. 

I mean, there is money and control benifits if they do recive new prophecie.

Imagine a new prophecies that woukd be damaging to the religious group.   

I hope god does give some new silly according to us prophecies. 

Because. 

Because  they would have to print them in there hey?

They would hey. ?

They so would. 

Yeah 

Yeah. 

50 religious groups 

Yeah.

Groups assemble.    ' transformer noise '

 

But it comes down too. 

Imagine a new prophecies in 532years time. 

It's almost like God doesn't know what happens in the year 4283. 

It is almost like god tells us important thingx related to now.  Maybe a week before and a week after.  

Omniwhat

If just One single person held back just one single prophecy. 

I dont know  why they would. 

I mean , it  would only make them the truest most knowledgeable Muslim  that knows the WHOLEEEE true story. 

Fathom it. 

Now fathom two people holding back just one prophecy each.

Now fathom two people holding back just prophecy each and Jethro keeping his prophecies but changing it just a little.  And keeping the original.  

ONE HAS TO THINK. 

MAYBE GOD SHOULDN'T OF GOT A BUNCH OF GUYS TO DO A BOOK FOR HIM. 

I don't know.

WTF

Hang on a sec. 

IJUST THEN RECEIVED A NEW PROPHECIES.  

Wow that was awsome.   

I wrote it down on paper,   now what do i do with this ?

Also. 

Debbie from Glasgows prophecie she said she had recived has officially been declared as untrue.

73 others received prophecies,  but NO WAY IN THE WORLD are they ever going to tell

Sam on the other told a few blokes about his prophecies he recived. 

And if Sam didnt tell you thennnnnn. 

Well 

You wouldn't be like a " PROPER " Muslim.  

I mean , you would be still classed as a Muslim but not a very knowledgeable one .  With only half the picture. 

But thats cool 

Imagine a new prophecies that clears up any single thing that has been put before. 

One would have to consider this a FAILURE OF GOD to not put it straight first up. 

Thats a well below average type of god. 

Omni nothing. 

Or do you think god should have to keep clarifying things. 

Oh and call them "new prophecies " not ( JUST TO CLARIFY ies ) 

Imagine reciving these ummmmm, new prophecies.

How LUCKY would you be. ?

I highly doubt Rebecca will be reciving these. 

Johnny  might get a couple.

And slim got a bunch.

But (Jake) ( Lawn   GA  )  didn't get any. 

(Sarah) got one.

( Cecil )from ( Minnesota )   got five of em. 

(Mark ) ( Chapsman, Victoria ) two

( Alex S ) of  (   Saulsbary, NE )  he got one but since lost it

Fawn,  Russell C,  John R did not receive any. 

( Paul )  from ( Pinsheast ME )   got half a prophecy for some reason . 

Steve S ( Louisiana  ) none.

(Greg ) From ( Yapoon , AUS )  Nil

( Shannon ) ( Frogsmouth , NZL )  not one. 

( Paul ) from  ( Garden falls , WA )  recived  four but misplaced them. AAAAAAAAAAAND he is a Christian  we have 14 christians all up that have been given the " one could say " wrong groups text.  

Sasha from Clarksville didnt even bother writing hers down. 

And Samuel somehow wrote something totally different then what he was told .  A Chinese wispers effect.  If you will. 

I could go on. But this is just 

Good game.

Good game. 

This would be much more evident if the sun did a book butttttttttt. 

The sun currently  is and has been worshipped , praised and or thought of as a God by many a groups and individuals  for a long long long time. 

Correct? 

I can prove the sun is real.

Theistical axioms.  

Is The OT bible true ? 

Is the OT truer hen the NT ?  

What could be the most truthful  ( version ) of the bible

I bet all the theists would  go as so far to say 

The most truthful version of the bible is the KJV.

They know.

Imagine actually knowing what version is most truthful 

Why It is a " theist axiom " 

Ha.

A Theist axiom.

Sooooo. To curve this fact. 

The koran .and the others . Adopted jesus.  To make itbsound a fraction more plausible 

Like you guys saying jesus is real BUTTTTT   he is  a prophet.  

Thus adopting the other bibles before. 

Same as Christianity 

Making jesus a jew was a brilliant mega thought out move 

It is horrible if you are in  religion that come about after jewdaisim. 

Its silly.

 

All or majority of holy texts that came before any islamic / Muslim texts are totally false and fake. 

Can we agree with this ?

Actually. 

Did any non islamic holy texts of any sorts come out " before " islamic holy texts? 

You will answer . 

YES.

Thus means.  The Muslim god thence  put forth  exactly the same format style types of writings that lying and totaly made up others did before him / it.

Yes  ?

No ?

Answer being .

Yes.?

In conclusion. That is so horrible. 

How did the fake ones before think god would put a book like th8ng together?  

It reaks of silliness.

What i am trying to say is. 

If you aint the first, be it religion . Into religious group. 

But are EXACTLY like the ones before .  Ya silly.  

We are all so very very lucky that ALLLLLLLLLLLLL MAJOR GODS do these books for us,  before like leaving. 

So.  We know.

Gods come out .

And They get a bunch of guys to write stuff down for em , then they " Seem "to , go away. 

 

Its a Axiom.  

Im getting sentimental and means alot to me mixed up now.

Good game.

Good game.

A sentimental NEO GEO perhaps. ?     ( The issue with the topless afican women ) 

Do you have a bible that you think is like the most important book thing  ever?

I thought so. 

Mental.  

They would have to be one of the most common things past on but hey?

I myself have my grandmothers bible .

Its old.  

It looks cool. 

It may very well be like the best bible ever.

No it is. 

O no. 

 mmmm  ( Sentimental ) 

I can not believe i think this. 

Soooooo , for the next  two and  a half months,  i am going to try and make things ( sentimental ) 

Tality

Is it sentimentality.?  It is. 

I will start by taking a picture of this post and place it in a folder labeled.  IMPORTANT AND MEANINGFUL. 

I could almost make a . TELL US ABOUT THAT REALLY AWSOME BIBLE YOU OWN. 

Hell. 

I'd say over half of the Atheists that have a bible , have a REAL REAL SUPER SPECIAL one. 

O no. 

It Has to be over half the atheists. 

Does a downloaded koran ummmmmm,   work ? 

I'd  like to know if  Bibles you download on your computer " work " exactly like your special old paper book ones. 

Hang on.

Actually 

I bet EVERY theists has a  " SPECIAL "  sentimental old bible that means alot to them. 

Into 

I bet NO theist has a   " special " sentimental  old downloaded bible that means so so much to them .

WHY ? 

This is strange. 

It points to.  ( BEING A LITTLE  BIT  SILLY ) 

Tell me you Don't have a TOTALLY  AWSOME old koran that you think is just ace. 

You do hey?

I bet every theist on site has a special one off TOTALLY NARLY Bible that trumps all hey ?

I'm on to it. 

He would be incorrect  If he'd a wrote something like ummmm,

Horses fly.  

Actually that is a bad example. 

Something like. 

 Giraffes are good swimmers.  This is not a axiom. 

An axiom. 

A statement or proposition wich is regarded as "established " , excepted if you will. 

Lets check em together yassine.

#1. Cheese is made from milk.   Well this one is good. 

Cheese is made from milk. 

You knew that hey yassine.  ?

Actually. 

If you quickly go through them.  

Everything zed wrote looks correct.   

No google needed. 

Boy did he get lucky. 

I highly doubt he could rattle off another  penny's worth. 

I mean.   

How many axioms could a bloke possibly know.

Hey yassine 

See if he can give you ten more.  

You'll get him soon enough.   

Phhhh . I don't belive in this absence of belife thing.

I hate thinking about what a belife is. 

It's like " going with ya gut " 

I mean wtf

Is it like believing in the ( leaning tower of pisa ) ?

Or is that a given. 

Surely a belief in that differs from a belief the ummmmmm,  unanswerable.  

Wich brings us to.

A Uneducated guess.

A Educated guess.  

Be it correct or incorrect.  

Actually no. 

Man i don't know. 

PASS

Good game.

Good game.

From Abraham to L Ron.  

The " founder " ALWAYS is given some " writings " of sorts. 

SPECIAL WRITINGS.

Good old (Joseph smith )  being  my favorite nonsense. 

Picture back in the day .

Contributing to the " latest version " of the bible.  and finding youself down a decent  bit  of cash for the cost of the writing equipment. 

And the special felt that you wanted to put it on. 

Bummer. 

Picture the final sayers having versus they didn't want to put in the bible bbbbbbbbut  unfortunately god said it. 

So like they have to add it.

This too would be a bummer. 

Picture writing / adding  and or  publishing  any parts of biblical texts and not being able to feed your 5 kids proper  for a whole week because you spent a months worth of time and wages on scribbling card and scratches writing shlt down for jesus. 

Fair enough god tests peoples in the bible.   

But not in real life.   

And If you and ya mate Russell are the ones making this shlt up ,  you aint going to screw yourselves over. 

You got ya three Money making teams created from the one religion.

A   ( getting a group up and running team )    =   Pick a partner kinky sex  +        money / goods and favors.  

A  ( Book writing teams )  =   free all you can eat sex +   And  $$$$$$$$$$

And todays  (  running a " church " team  )       =   sex and cash.  

Teams formed hundreds of years after.  Thousands.   

Picture the   (  Dead sea scroll writing team ) 

Did a bloke named Matthew write all and only the Mathews ?

Paul just did the paul bits hey.

I picture a contest if you will 

Like Susana.     She Had published  ( 2 mattews  )  ( one Corinthians ) and ( a exodus )   for a grand total of   =   2 goats and a dozen chickens* 

Derek  ( 3 marks ) and ( 8 John's  ) thats more johns then   Felix .

Felix being one of the most prelific and published writers of the bible. Felix  aka  Peter , Tim ,  Samuel.   He pened  75% of Genesis himself.

There was a scribe i mean a bloke named Matt.  but all he had published was ( 2 acts ) =  for a year of seed* 

* I just made up the  (Dividends recived )  for getting said versus published under said categories. 

I am probably wwwwwwwwwway offffffffff. 

Like total  under valuation.

So like.

One verse published  under Mark ,    could get you a kick ass Donkey^

^ Top of the range.  One of the fastest.  Biggest .  

Imagine the cash that was payed to the creator of the...... .   (  Up there baldy, 40 kids and the three bears verse )  

Firstly. 

What if the repo dudes were women  ?   It would of been different hey ? 

 Did /  do they look intimidating?  

and

Is that you in your pic. ?

Speaking of gods and foods. 

FASTING. 

God loves it when  he looks down and sees a few million of his followers doing the whole .  "  DON'T EAT CERTAIN THINGS AT CERTAIN TIMES " thing. 

He would be all like 

Oh look at em. 

' They are doing the '   " dont eat for me thing " 

 Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.  he'd fuking love that shit.  

There is only one thing god loves more then when you guys dont eat for him. 

That being   

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡   PALM   SUNDAY   ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

God loves nothing more then when you guys bring palm leaves to church. 

Picture  him  catching a glimps of you lot with palm prongs. 

LOVES  IT.   Toats respect.   

Hey Do you think god has noticed  that.  Between  all these special  fun days  we have for celebrating  god /  jesus. 

it seems that it goes night and day for    (  365 TIMES.)  

God must wonder why we always wait  a specific  ( 365 days ) before we do  the exact same thing  over again.. 

I doubt he has noticed that every 1460 days  we perform these things one dark time and day time late.