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Imagine a bloke with these " special powers " if you will.
Water to wine.
Instant bucket 'o fish.
Healing.
And many many more.
You wouldn't kill a bloke with these " powers " would you ?
One wouldn't think so.
You would simply remove their voice box and have them in a cell / dungeon type setting making him do the water into wine thing over and over again.
Alll day long .
15 hrs of water to wine
4 hours of empty bucket into full bucket of fish .
And 3 hours of healing people
And if he does this well . 2 hours rest.
Water to wine.
Instant bucket 'o fish.
Healing.
And many many more.
You wouldn't kill a bloke with these " powers " would you ?
One wouldn't think so.
You would simply remove their voice box and have them in a cell / dungeon type setting making him do the water into wine thing over and over again.
Alll day long .
15 hrs of water to wine
4 hours of empty bucket into full bucket of fish .
And 3 hours of healing people
And if he does this well . 2 hours rest.
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I Remember when the great Ethang5 answered this.
He quote.
( They did not have amputees back then. )
So.
End of story
Ha.
Ha.
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Im going to flat out lie to god when i die.
Id be like.
Of course i believed in you god.
And like.
No god.
Me and the neighbor boy never played headjobs.
Pork ?
Nope..
crackling does not count. Obviously.
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A qui Ive got this nice thick winter blanket.
I highly doubt any of these gods can see under a " thick woolen blanket "
They couldn't could they?
Could he?
No way..
Surly not.
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Actually.
Now picture god looking down on you sleeping with a bloke that dresses and looks like a woman.
And god giving a second glance.
Surely some people have gotten away with homosexual relations.
Orrrrrrrrr
Can god pick em like that.?
Also on the highly doubt list is .
GOD SEES ALL..
I call bluff..
How can he see Alan and jeff making sweet love if at the same time Robin and mark, and steph and Sarah are going at it.
So a few questions arise.
Q1.
Does God like, catch a glimpse of you in the act ?
Or
Does he just know you when man on man action is happening and with whom.
" A sex sense " ha ha ha.
Q2.
Aluminum foil., Armadillo helmet.
Is there any protection. ?
Is there like a glitch and god can't witness people's doings in like the number 8 isle in any supermarket .
Or if you walk backwards up a flight of stairs. ?
One thing is for certain.
If and when people engage in homosexual relations.
God writes your name down under a column ( man on man ) or ( woman on women ) homosexual gay sex.
God can't and won't stop you if you wish to partake in this same sex sex .
Its just.
Well
Ya don't go to heaven if you've done the same sex sex thing.
But this is only commen sense. We allllllllll know this.
It's as common sense as . Not going to heaven if you've eaten to much pork. Again , straight common sense.
Common frigging sense.
FULL STOP
Oh
I said god writes ya name down. I meant god gets guys to write this down gor him.
Unlessssssssssss.
He can remember alllll and every person that has done the gay sex thing.
God gay dar.
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@zedvictor4
A polite multilingual caring happy straightforward god.
It's strange that no happy go lucky good god raised to the top.
No but.
There is never something that is straight out normal followed by somthing normal hey?
No patches of clarity.
Its just straight out freaky shlt followed by difficult to understand freaky shlt.
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@zedvictor4
Nice post. Man.
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@Tradesecret
Nice post.
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@Yassine
I use to love my mother's breastmilk.
I've since done changed me mind.
Did i just say that out loud ?
No but yassine. Dont tell the other guys but. I am starting to " warm " to Muslim ummm , ways maybe.
For the past like year.
Now it don't mean i like you guys , i will never be a Muslim,
Its . Well.
You guys are cloes to even with the christians .
Thats a even pack of nonsense.
And don't think i haven't noticed a lull , a calm patch if you will. in some of the straight out ruthlessness acted out by " you guys " lately.
You Muslims may be a good bunch one day.
Thats MAY BE.
Ive said to much now.
Im feelijg a little apologists ish.
Don't tell the other guys thst , I GET IT.
I get it.
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@Yassine
Aaaaaaaaaand im back to non religious.
I was a little scared but i pushed on.
Being a Muslim for a hour felt EXACTLY like normal.
I might try it again one day soon. Maybe for llike a whole day.
I just tried being a Chinese person then but it didnt work.
Its been a good game.
Have nice day yassine..
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@Yassine
I should become a Muslim first you say.
That's a Fair call.
And it just so happens yassine that. ( I TOO LIKE TO LIVE LIFE DANGEROUSLY )
I accept.
Ok . Becoming a Muslim.
Becoming a Muslim. How does one become a Muslim ?
O thats right, its much the same as becoming a Christian.
So lets try this.
And BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAMMMMM .
Insta Muslim .
Well I'll be.
Thats easy . Ya just have to say . " I'm a Muslim "
EXACTLY like the christians.
I am literary changing to and fro christian to Muslim by mealy thinking about saying.
I'm a Muslim.
Or I'm a Christian.
Yassine.?
So i said in my head ( I AM NOW A MUSLIM )
This makes me officially a Muslim correct. ?
I know i don't have to but.
To make it beyond questionable that i am now a Muslim.
i will say it out loud ok,
Ok did.
yassine give me 15 mins to try this out for a bit and i will get back to you.
What a trip.
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........PRAYER RECEIVED. ....
WTF
No way.
That prayer was 140 yards off and it still registered.
That works with my argument that you can be facing the total opposite direction to mecca and still have your prayed received / heard.
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Not meaning to boast or nothing. bbbbbbbbbbbbbut.
I use to be pretty darn good at casting and directing prayers back in the days.
So.
I challenge yassine to a " prayer off "
Who has better aim?
Three prayers at mecca each.
Normal rules.
So the Middle of the front door being bullseye.
I have my first prayer lined up so i will " throw first "
ANDDDDD. SENT.
MISSED.
( 142 yards to the left ) NO WAY I MISSED BY THAT MUCH.
Oh wow. That was way off.
That was probably one of my most poorly directed prayers ive ever prayed.
Alright yassine.
You are up.
GOOD LUCK.
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Actually.
The wind factor.
To have it a guess , an average prayer couldn't weigh anymore then 2 maybe 2.5 grams ,
wind may be a big factor.
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One couldn't use any wording and or basic reasoning to say.
Or to think that.
a prayer prayed in the totally opposite direction of mecca woukd simply not " work " a waste of a prayer if you will.
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Also
I would debate yassine on.
Rocking back and forth whilst chanting holy books appears as .
looks like . " Fucking psycho"
And or silly.
Yassine can argue that . Rocking back and forth whilst chanting / is in fact , totally normal.
And is not at all one bit silly looking or psychotic.
Then we vote.
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I would debate yassine about ill directed prayer. ..
I say a prayer / or praise prayed at 180 ° ( OFF ) mecca does exactly the same as prayer directly directed at mecca .
No difference.
Picture a prayer to allah narrowly missing mecca .
Like just missing.
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@oromagi
I got ya IQ at 176.
Anyway.....
What old mate is trying to say is.
Your smart but.
Its just.
Well.
Your a Dumb Dumb. For thinking straightforward
He wants you to. The frozen song . ( Let it go )
He thinks you should think more , Off with the feairies if you will.
Also magi.
99 debates . I don't like 99.
Hurry up Do one more or something.
Thanks.
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For....
You can sell your soul.
Against. ......
I've sold mine twice.
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@FLRW
Mmmmmmm
Real fuckin cute like.
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Anddďdddddddddddddddd Porn hub.
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I'll get to the bottom of it.
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Oh did i say hermaphrodites.
My bad ..
I meant intersex. Its 2022. Hermaphrodite = Intersex.
Now im thining about a intersex midgets / dwarfs.
Would they be a dwarf intersex.
Is there dwarf hermaphrodites?
Back to google.
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@zedvictor4
Hey what A Homosexual hermaphrodite.
Could there be such a thing ?
Are there heterosexual hermaphrodite and homosexual hermaphrodites.
This messes with nat v nert
Hang on.
Thrre cant be a hermaphrodite homosexual.
This doesn't seem to be fair.
Look I'm gonna Google ( hermaphrodites )
Back soon.
Actually ( Incognito Google search ) ( hermaphrodites ) i don't really need that in my search history.
Or do i.?
So many questions.
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Just when you thought NOAH'S work resume couldn't get any more impressive.
His not gathering one male and one female of every animal.
His gathering one non homosexual male and one non homosexual female of every animal. Breeding pairs if you will.
I mean.
A Homosexual zebra has to look alot like a non homosexual zebra doesn't it?
He wouldn't waste his time catching gay parots.
Picture a non gay male snail.
Noah is the dude.
A jack of all trades if you will.
The right man for the job.
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What would the non " do-a-book " gods think about this ???????
Correct.
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Real gods get a bunch of guys to write shlt down for em.
FULL STOP
Good game.
Good game.
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AGAIN.
So So Lucky the ummmm " important gods " did a little book book to like leave behind for us.
Theists seem to take this for granted.
I'd be still blown away by this fact if i was religious. Is it not amazing ?
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I love picturing God creating planets , stars , animals and getting truly in ore, and then at the pinical of my oreness ness.
I go oh .
Oh And also this ummmm " thing " does not want boys kissing boys.
It brings me back down like that.
So Now i picture god with opinions.
And thats boring.
Does God have opinions?
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I just cant get my head around believing in a god thing having something to do with being in a religious group.
WHAT COME FIRST.
Believing in a god thing
Orrrrrr
Joining / being in a religious group.
Imagine these two events happening in like the same year.
Picture believing in a God thing then realizing that it is one of the gods that did a book. ( What a relief )
NO ONE. belives in gods that didnt do a book book.
NO ONE. BELIEVES that the koran is the one holy book and Christianity is the correct religious ummmmm " group "
If i was christian i would sit here talking about how AWSOME god is doing a book for us.
The bible is proof god exists.
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NO ONE ever talks about how great there god was to do a book for all of us.
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I have a sneaky feeling that religious people dont mind the idea that others will spend eternity in hell.
They will say they tried.
The JW where good at trying to get their point across.
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Everyone is correct hear in the religious forum.
Abortion is crazy to weigh up hey.
And death penalty.
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Yellow pants
Blue shirt
Red hat
With the shovel.
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@zedvictor4
I'm aussie.
I will PM you a pic of the baby lord jesus.
I bet you have a gnome named 'Gnome'
Pronounced ( Ga - nome )
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Oh the foresight.
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@zedvictor4
HeHe
I was going to go into that .
Shippung fees and sorts.
But the " dimensions* " of christ, was happening at the time.
( * ) word announced with a echo.
Dimensions.
Mentions.
Mentions.
I had my first Hot cross bun today
And i am trying to word a post topic about.
Jesus christ being crucified for us now being able to eat ( Hot cross buns )
But i write
I delete
Write. Delete
When i think what it is that the good lord jesus truly , actual has given us .
Its boils down to ( hot cross buns )
I then ask .
Would hot cross buns exist if jesus didn't ?
The answer being.
NO
What i am trying to say is.
It seems feasible that Gods begotten son was sacrificed for "atleast" hot cross buns.
Alot more so then sins.
As Ive never felt the coming and going of these things they call "sins"
Sooooo.
A big. THANKYOU. to the jesus
A truly great sacrifice.
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@GnosticChristianBishop
I only have one left to play.
' places last card on the counter '
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The post topic.
Does your ideology contain a clause that says you should raise hell against evil religions ?
I'm having trouble with the question.
Please Refrase.
Could you perhaps deliver it simpler.
For example.
Do you think that you should ( "speak out" ) loudly against certain religious groups that ya don't like. ?
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The post topic.
Does your ideology contain a clause that says you should raise hell against evil religions ?
I'm having trouble with the question.
Please Refrase.
Could you perhaps deliver it simpler.
For example.
Do you think that you should ( "speak out" ) loudly against certain religious groups that ya don't like. ?
Does that work ?
Word it like the opposite of how scripture would have it.
Thankyou.
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Oh .
Ok i got it now . Cheers man.
I thought it was pronounced like thoes little potato things.
Whats that word ?
Gnocchi s or something like that hey RM?
So gnostic is pronounced Nostic.
Thanks RM.
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Does stealing the little lord jesus from a nativity scene count as raising hell ?
While I'm on the subject.
Is anyone interested in purchasing a baby lord jesus.
Used.
Fair condition. ( he has a damaged steal bracket embedded in his back ) he has to lay down or you see it.
$ 35 us.
If anyone is interested.
The Dimensions of BabyJesus
1 kg.
48 cm long .
30 wide.
25 thick.
You'd be doing real well if you can pick up one in this condition for $35.
Anyway.
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Gnostic christian i mean.
Gnostic.
Say it with me.
Gnostic
Oh and What a horrible sounding word Gnostic is.
When i catch a glimpse of the word its ( garden gnome ) straight away.
Then i look back over it because I'm sure garden gnomes have nothing to do with religious matters.
Then i pronounce the word
Ga nostic.
Or more ggggggg nostick
Ga
I just hate it.
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You being a agnostic christian , i can tell you exactly what your ideologies are.
That sounds terrible.
As a atheist* , i possess the idea of the ability to have my ummmmm ideology selector set to alternate mode.
So my bloody ideology did infact have a clause to raise hell.
This idealolgy was attained on march the 23rd last year.
The idealolgy lasted 53mins and never really put them three things together again.
One being Raising hell.
Two being raising hell on religious groups.
And three. Having Judgment on what i describe as a evil religion.
We non believers don't consider these " bad groups " EVIL RELIGIONS.
We dont do / use the word ( evil ) to describe stuff.
Look It's a hard question.
Im going to use one of my three remaining passes.
So. ( PASS )
Good game but.
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Animal suffering isn't more important then GOD ?
If God wants it done a certain way then so be it. He made em.
We've been killing, and killing and eating animals for some ( six to seven thousand years* ) now.
* years may drastically vary
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Id have great arguments against slitting animals throats if it wasn't for the brilliant foresight of Gods
That being. Getting a bunch of guys to write shlt down for him and make a book from it so he can like" leave it behind " for us.
Its in the book
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Very well played Gods.
Very well played.
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I feel i would find it hard to kill a pig.
From 200 plus yards with a sniper rifle may be a diffrent story.
Maybe thats the most humane way.
Sniper style. But It aint feasible.
Killing a animal is very manly hey ?
It is not as manly as chopping down a tree But it's close.
But.
We are talking about kosher and halal.
Now I know this has never happened before, but imagihe if you will.
Imagine if something was labeled as halal or kosher but it wasn't done 100 % correctly
Thus it wasn't really halal or kosher.
What could the ummmm. reprocutions be ?
The reprocutions would range from .
NOTHING.
to
ALOT hey? hehe.
Good game.
Good game.
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We are still allowed to Torture seafood.
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I've hid bacon bits in my Jewish bosses lunch a few times.
The first time i did it. I went and checked on him straight after lunch to make sure he wasn't melting.
It appeared to do nothing to him.
Kosher , shmosher.
I wanted to make ( PIGGY POWDER 2000.)
ONE teaspoon contains at least 1000 different pigs.
One teaspoon of piggy powder and you aint going to jew " heaven "
Remember.
When you die. You will meet a bloke with a list.
And on fhat List, at number 214 . Total Consumption of pig meat.
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I've boiled free will down to ( TWINS )
A women can give birth to twins. not meaning the she has no choice to it.
Its just.
( TWINS )
Its because twins exists thus making everything is BORING OLD everything is as it seems.
Basic.
EVERYTHING boils down to ( TWINS ) and or ( ARCHITECTURE )
life is all about one of these things.
Also i have noticed.
There is No , NONE what so ever things thats explained " easy " followed by another two more more straight forward things so to speak.
But that dont mean shit,
And now i don't know where I'm going to go from hear .
UNFORTUNATELY.
I'm not allowed to think about to think about ( free will )
PASS
Good game.
Good game.
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Genesis 1 : 16 , then god made two great lights.
And the numerous other scriptures about the moon.
God seem to think that the moon light up .
He thought the moon had it's own light.
Well it eludes.
There are some 80 versus about the moon.
King James.
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God got Mary pregnant = jesus.
I feel i should also use the word ( begotten ) somewhere, but god got mary pregnant,. Thus the bay bay jesus.
Unlessssssssssss
Jesus is god and or god is jesus.
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