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@Lunar108
Actually First off.
Merry Christmas mate.
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What a hoot.
This curan book sounds way crazy.
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Evidence for God.
All ya have to do is get this god thing.
Bring him on down to the lab.
We will get a bunch of scientists and " non scientists "
Run a few tests and ummmm, yeah ,
You win.
So Just bring him on in.
Bring him down.
Thats all.
If you guys could do this " Sooner " then later would be good.
Now i feel obliged to mention that.
You only have a Million gazillion more years to prove god exists .
SOOOOOO ... ( DO NOT RUSH THIS GUYS. )
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Religion is so important because that is what it "teaches "
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What is religion ?
Does believing in god has something to do with this religion?
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This is why i can not stress the point enough.
If you see a god just keep saying over and over. What group do i join?
( WHAT GROUP DO I JOIN ? )
For it is the only thing you need to know.
Once it tells you. Join that group and follow it to a T.
I mean.
Fathom joining a religious group before a god telling you.
Fathom what believing in a god thing has to do with being in a religious group.
Andddddddddd incomes Occums razors
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Thats a real good buy for back in the days.
Two kids for a weeks worth of rain.
I don't care what any of you say.
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How many kids would you spend for a good weeks worth of rain.
Who said for the cost of just ( two kids*) a weeks worth of heavy rain was way worth it
* prices of kids may vary.
Who said for the cost of just ( two kids*) a weeks worth of heavy rain was way worth it
* prices of kids may vary.
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To clarify.
Just Ya basic sacrifice
A three maybe four hundred foot high cliff.
Just Ya basic sacrifice
A three maybe four hundred foot high cliff.
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What about.
5000 kg of spuds for like, a very unattractive three year old.?
Wow .
I felt bad typing that.
Thats enough.
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1000 kg of artichokes for only two newborns. ? Not at all worth it.
5000 kg of potatoes for one mere three year old girl. )
Well.
It is sounding more reasonable.
Weigh it up..
Ok i will stop now.
Good day.
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BUT ENOUGH ABOUT KILLING KIDS.
Thats a trully sad topic
Back to this one.
And on a much more brighter / happier note.
Islam .
Yeah look i am going to .....
PASS.
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Although sacrificing kids is morally wrong .
I far greater yield will feed everyone.
Actually.
The stats of.
Year to year human sacrifice numbers / approximates
Into.
Crop yields for the corresponding years.
Picture the Bar graph on that.
There might have been a year or maybe two when sacrificing kids was truly moral.
mmmmm Fun stats.
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The greatest prediction of future behavior, is past behavior.
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@Lemming
I think.
Well i predict that a Google search in the year 3000 on
( what where people like living in the year 2000 )
The main thing that will stick out is. ( They still believed in gods back then .)
So we will be looked at as foolish.
Generalized.
Imagine A a kid in the year 4000 doing a Google search on ( what was it like living in the year 2000. )
There will be a little section that lists the Religious groups and population.
This will leave the dumbfounded.
The next search will be.
What did ( THE CHRISTIANS BELIEVE ABOUT ? )
This will be quite entertaining to the kid .
He'll think people living back then where coo coo.
He will start making searches like . Did the christians eat and or sacrifice kids in the twenty first century.
Computer says. Correct.
Christians loved sacrificing kids. And having sex with them .
This shlt will be all in the Google search response
A year 5000 Google search.
( What we're the ones they call the Christians like ? )
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@Lunar108
Ok.
Now i get it.
Lets start again.
A BIG WARM WELCOME to religious forum. Lun.
TEAM Agnostic. You say.
Ok . Go over there and grab ya jersey.
Whats that?
There is no TEAM AGNOSTIC jerseys left.
Wear one of these TEAM ATHEIST jerseys fir now.
Its the same thing around here.
Good luck
Play on.
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Id say LRon started the last semi worth one.
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@Lemming
I hear what you say lemmings .
But .
Can yoy see anothe dozen or so popping up after these ones?
Like really strong lasting ones. ?
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@Lemming
So religions have like a ( USED BY DATE ) If you will ?
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And ( lunar ) backwards is. ( R ANUL (
Or maybe i am looking to much nto it.
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What i am trying to say is.
It wreaks of Sock puppetry.
If the milk is sour . I aint the kind of pussy to drink it.
YOU R A SOCK PUPPET.
Good day Sir.
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@Lunar108
I got to the Child rapist bit.
No but For my first post i would of answered a few other posts.
Maybe a greeting of sorts.
You just went like " BIG DUMP "
Followed with a oh .
You guys should argue about it.
And And.
Im AGNOSTIC.
I can see you typing it with you middle finger raised at the computer.
And i reckon you very may well feel proud about this.
Wanker.
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@Reece101
Broken as in.
Only possessing one of the two abilities to write but not read ?
Correct.
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Picture it.
Youve just been diagnosed with Dyslexia.
Then you get handed a couple of brochures on .
LIVING A NORMAL LIFE WITH DYSLEXIA.
HA.
ha.
Youve just been diagnosed with Dyslexia.
Then you get handed a couple of brochures on .
LIVING A NORMAL LIFE WITH DYSLEXIA.
HA.
ha.
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Thats exactly why i don't eat sun-dried tomatoes.
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Oh boy, oh boy.
I feel soooooooooo dumb right now.
How embarrassing.
Please disregard all my posts on this topic.
Being DYSLEXIC means you cant read things properly, and the words and letters appear to move on viewing.
I DON'T HAVE THAT " DUMB DUMB" SHlT.
i can't eat and or drink to much dairy products.
LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
Thats what i was saying.
I thought being dyslexic meant you can't eat dairy products.
DYSLEXIC, ,,,,,, LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
My bad.
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@Reece101
Fine big fella.
Thanx for the care about me for the last few days.
Its good. Im good.
Well apart from being riddled with dyslexia.
He, He.
Riddled with dyslexia.
I think My parents gave it to me.
Well i can't help but feel they are some what responsible for it.
What i am trying to say is.
Yes.
Yes I have FULL BLOWN dyslexia.
There i said it.
This is something i must state before i can engage in any sexual act with another.
It's not easy telling a chick that you just meet that you are a ( full blown dyslexic ) FBD.
The first response this usually brings up is.
( IS IT CONTAGIOUS ? )
( CAN I CATCH IT ? ) They ask.
I flat out just say ' NO '
Then im like banging .
Yeah.
Dislexier.
Yeah.
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Oh you meant. ( Your WEAKER ) hand.
Like weak and strong.
Weaker?
It says WEAKER HAND now.
You changed it hey?
Like weak and strong.
Weaker?
It says WEAKER HAND now.
You changed it hey?
Your graham. Is terrible.
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Your post is not at all dyslexic friendly.
Ouch.
This topic is about dislexic ear. Dislexier
Actually is that a word?
Its about dislexic and you are carrying on with, Your ( wanking hand ) ?
Then you are off on another tangent talking about.playing with mice and shit.
This is a test or something isnt it ?
Look it's Fair enough if you have a dislike for dyslexics.
Ha. ( Dislike for dislexic ) that sounds cool.
What i am trying to say is.
Dyslexic mives lather solo.
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Sorry i have to ask to clarify what do you mean by "God"
I mean. He has been known to appear in the form of a flaming bush.
I'm not quite sure what thats all about. But yeah. A flaming bush.
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That's only if God is not jesus /God.
Gods a old dude. Grey long hair.
Jesus is a hippy looking bloke.
By God do you mean. jesus dad.?
To word it better.
Jesus was gods begotten son stuff.
So gods got like a kid ?
No that still doesn't sound right.
Pass.
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The bible tells us.
Ummmmmm. Incorrect.
But i read on.
Then You droped like 10 maybe 15 scriptures in a row down , so i was like.
Maybe he is right.
MAYBE just maybe , the bible does done tellls him.
Very well played.
And to answer your question.
I can only assume that God looked like a human.
I look like a human.
So God looked like me.
Oh and Gerald down the road.
He looked like a man.
Just a bloke is what i am trying to say.
Not a chick.
A dude.
And i want to say , yes.
A circumcised penis.
For this point brings up the start of my questioning.
Good game.
Good game.
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@oromagi
Three questions
Do you consider youself a violent person.?
Do you consider youself a violent person.?
Did you use to light fires.?
I can't remember the other question.
But umm yeah
Are you violent?
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@Reece101
Yeah but nothing Totally out of character ?
I don't do drug or drink so i can't be changing.
Mom says I'm fine and normal.
Also loving words opens ones love for the number system. ( 1 to 11 ) mostly.
You say letters are like a sequence of numbers . I don't know how this works.
It is the total opposite for me. Two very very diffrent things.
Thx for the concern big fella. I think I'm just going to push on.
Break
Chmake
Good day.
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@Reece101
I can't spell the word ( parent.)
Oh i got it correct that time. But i can't like spell it.
I can do garden and stuff.
I was 35 when i learned the diff between ( THEIR ) and ( THERE )
I dont know ( where and were ) or we are is it?
33 and i thought the word enormous was EGGNORMOUS
I see letters change.
I fukin love it.
Its a great day when i hear someone say. ( INEVITABLE )
I like it a lot.
Not knowing how to spell and never scoing under 175 in one of them Iq test things works for me.
You are me Reece.
Your exactly the same but only diffrent.
The word dyslexic Reece.
Do you say.
Dis
Lex
Ic.
Then you are trying to make words from dis and lex and ic.
Do you picture people in tents when you hear the word . ( intense )
Or when you hear. ( the fire was intense )
Do you pic a fire in a tent.
Tents.
In tents
In tent city.
MMMMMMMMMM fun.
Fun.
Or dumb dumb.
Not letting yourself learn how to spell feels like you can do something else with that space.
It took me 30 years to read a clock with hands.
But the thing i tried the most to learn .
And the thing to this day that i think i have put the most brain power into is.
<
>
The greater then sign.
And the lesser then.
One day i will enter a shop and they will have these > or < next to the price of something and i will know exactly what they mean.
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Better still.
Imagine joining the corrct religious group straight of the bat.
Like the first religious group you join was the one you will always be in.
Too far hey?
Theists are BRILLIANT religious group pickers. End of story.
The stats are out of this world.
We atheists wouldn't have a clue how to pick the correct one..
What i am saying is.
Theist are really good pickererers
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Imagine just winging it and mere guessing what religious group to join.
Pre god telling you to join one.
I haven't a clue what religion i am.
Pre god telling you to join one.
I haven't a clue what religion i am.
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And remember kids.
If anyone ever sees one of these God things , you are to ask it straight away. ( WHAT RELIGIOUS GROUP SHOULD I BE IN )
repeat this over and over until you get a response. For this has to be the most important factor.
Once the god thing allocates the correct religious group to join. Just do it.
Having a belief in a god type thing has something to do with being in a religious group.
If you believe in god, you join a religious group.
( common sense ) right?
Oh or it could be other way round.
If you are in a religious group , you believe in god.
WHAT COME FIRST.
( A ) being in a religious group
Orr
( B ) believing in a god thiing.
What possibly could they have to do with each other?
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@Stephen
Look the last thing we want is for them to just brush over something that is of importance.
They need to take there time.
They will get there. I'm sure of it.
I am more then happy to give em another few thousands years to find God and show us.
They will prove he exists by then .
Well they should.
Now picture the THEISTS HQ. Building where they keep all there bits and pieces they've collected over the Millenniums for proving god exists.
You are picting a desk with just shlt everywhere. Post ics
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Oh
there is .
Searching for god whilst in a religious group.
Or
Just ya basic ( searching for god )
Not one bit the same.
It's like believing the torah is the one true holly book and finding a Christian god so to speak
Soooooooooo
Picking which holy book you follow supersedes it.
Is that the word i am looking for?
Supersedes.
Wow thats awsome.
Supersedes.
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( Searching for god ) orrrrrr ( if i see him, i see him. )
Same Same.
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( Searching for god ) orrrrrrrrrr " Keeping a eye out. " exactly the same just different.
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( Searching for god ) and or ( taking drugs) may be the same thing.
Actually this needs work. But it may be the same.
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