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It would suck if a god from a different group come down and did their  " second coming "  dance before your god did.  

Like the 2nd second cumer. 

A inferior god if you will. 

Who'd win in a fight?  Your god or the average christian god. 

You cant be agnostic and know god at the same time can you ?

Having a NON BOOK MAKING GOD must get boring after a while. 

Perhaps your god wasn't able to do its book book. 

The only knowledge and or message  a non book book god has for you is.

Funny you metioned rainbows i was thinking about god creating a rainbow. 

Keeping in mind he only had 6 days.  

Double rainbows on the other hand could of ONLY been created by a real genuine  God . 

You thoughts  on how the moon come about. 

Did god create the moon?

I will except.  ( Yes  god made the moon ) 

Only if you say he made it by letting a astriod go at a perfectly specific time thus causing a collisions, thus killing / wipping out majority of his animks thus giving as a moon. 

I find that hard to believe.  

Gods dino line range of animals was hes most Prolific bunch. 

I bet  God can still remember that brand knew straight of the factory T -REX  smell. 

He wouldn't of wanted to kill em alll the way he did.   

Anddddd , Gods a drowner. 

Insta flood. 

When god made that meteorite he let it go .33 of a second to  long .   

He should of known  that a few billion years  of .33 second  to long adds up. 

I think The second coming will happen  Two maybe Three days tops after my death, 

So I will just miss out witnessing it.  

Bummer for ne. 

Oh and jane . 

If you are doing what i think you are doing now. 

DO NOT BOTHER. 

Ive a full circle of salt  round me. 

There is three id say main girls on this sight. 

And what  is the word for a group of witches again ? 

A gaggle. 

Well you guys are  religious  but not with one of these ( WRITE A BOOK ) God's 

Witch.

Wich is a very interesting in itself. 

It is almost like you want to be religious  in a " normal religious group " but they are all somewhat negative to women. 

The highest level a Christian women can reach is (   HEAD AFTERNOON SUPPER PREPARER  ) 

I get it. I do. 

' Stands there with arms open ' 

 Hug jane ?

Come on , bring it in. 

Shhhhhh shhhhhhh.

Its going to be all good. 

Jane ?

Its all going to be ok hey. 

God day sir. 

I know you are not a Christian.  

Why you are part witch.  Pagen if you will . 

It is all,    Dream catches,   healing crystals . And star signs for you. 

You collect rain water at certain times of the year. 

You are a big fan of Halloween. 

You have a frigging black cat. 

Your fave movie is The Craft. 

With a slight mental prob.

But thats cool. 

Erecting statutes these days must take alot of planning . 

So one has to think it is getting much more elusive  to be memorized so to speak , in status form. 

If this removal of the sketchy statutes  people continues.  And the much looked into knew statutes slow down.    in like 100 or 200 years time.   Only the true absolute  finest of people will be statue ated. 

You know what i mean.  

Statues / monuments  will be realllll credible and of much more importance  .

More ( visited  ) can i say.  

And maybe worshipped.   

In 100 years time they will have a evil villian,  statue  non-memorial  park.  

A place for all these toppled statues to rest. 

Soooooooooooooooo.   STATUES ARE BECOME BETTER PEOPLE. 

First thoughts on toppling confederate statutes is .   

LOOKOUT.  

You wouldn't want a statue falling on you. 

Second thoughts. 

Picture  a loud angry mob very carfully  removing  statutes  wraping them in bubble wrap and puttihg them in creates.  

Third thought. 

STATUTES  LIVES MATTER. 

One Adam.

One Eve.

Blood type A 

Blood type B 

And the novelty flavors 

Blood type AB

Blood type O

Picture god holding  on to a couple of containers of blood waiting for the next two people to give em to. 

Ahhhhhh the Novelty of it. 

The Jehovah witness Christian are a funny bunch. 

As are the Mormon Christians . 

I think that the op poster.  BigPimpDad. 

May have knowledge into how jesus entered that locked room.  

A quick Odds update.  As of (  7th of October 2021. ) 

The returning of Jesus *

Within one year      (  $5001 to 1  ) 

Within the next 5 years      (  $501 to 1 ) 

Within a decade.       (  $201  to  1  ) 

* payable upon jesus return. 

And remember.  

Please gamble responsibly. 

So we can see from this that the chances of Jesus turning up soon are slim if best. 

Good game. 

Good game. 

Jesus is dead,  get over it.

No one says they think jesus will return in the year 3177. 

It is ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSS going to  happen in your lifetime but. 

Brace yourself. 

Here it comes. 

Wait for it.  

Imagine telling a seven , eight  or ten year old girl that Jesus is coming soon to turn allllll nonbelievers to ash.

GOD has really left you guys in the lurch as to when this is going to happen. 

I picture you guys living day to day like this. 

Any day now. 

Wait for it. 

Hold.

Here it comes. 

Hold.

HOLD. 

Here we go. 

Get ready .

Wait for it 

And . 

Real soon now . 

Hold. 

Here it comes. 

Brace yourself. 

WAIT FOR IT.  

 

There is only ONE group of people that talk like this.

Jehovah witnesseseseses.

What religious group do you belong to pal ?

The Sun is a God.    

Andddd I can prove the Sun is in fact real . 

Unfortunately  the Sun never got guys to write shlt down for him. 

Thats the sign of a week god right there.

I mean , every god gets a group of guys to right shlt down .  ( its common sense  )

I sometimes practice  my one question that i have if i met one of these god things.   

I'd just keep repeating.  

 What religious group should i be in ? 

God , God. 

Which group do i join.

It has to be the only thing you need to know from god.  

It's not like one would just join any old religious group if god didn't tell him. 

Once the god thing that I'm happy with tells me what group to be in,  i am one of them. 

Insta join. 

BECAUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.  Believing in god has something to do with being in a religious group. 

I'm sure of it. 

I will get to the bottom of it. 

Etrnl .

Why is this?.

You've  caught one haven't ya ?.

You have. 

I want say nothing. 

I'd like to cut him. 

I mean. 

Just Keep him ummmm, awake  till i get there. 

You know what i mean. 

I like thinking about god Placing his creations on the board.  

He makes something and then puts it down.

So he made a star, keep in mind that this is the singular  BIGGEST thing he as ever made. 

Your thinking he is going to place them like he did mountains and stuff. 

But no. 

He holds this thing above his head and just lets it go. 

 Have it " floating " around the sky at a billion miles an hour. 

Picture him holding a asteroids for 5.34 seconds then just letting go so it doesn't run into stuff. 

 

Picture god making asteroids /  meteorites.  

Then making dinosaurs.  

Two things that did not get along. 

Picture god making animals that ummmmmm go extinct.      

PICTURE GOD MAKING PUFFINS and possessing  the ability to NOT watch  them alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll day long. 

That is god like. 

I wouldn't think You would create just one thing.   A Universe. 

You can picture god looking at a " blank space " and thinking. 

Ummmmmm. 

One has to think if god created this entire  universe right here  , i wonder what hs created over there ?

When it comes to creating things. One has to think. I mean , try to picture  of god creating  round worms and beetles. 

28,000 different species of round worms. 

Take 6 seconds to picture it 

And a 5

And 4 

And 3

And a 2.

And one. 

Can you pic it ? 

Lets try picturing God making a star. 

Once we can part fathom this . We can picture god looking at that star and thinkin . 

I might make another 3 or so billion of these little beauties.   

No but.

If you possess the ability to be able to believe a god thing made alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll this. 

Please note .

This mighty thing also wants you to know that.   ( BOYS ARE NOT ALLOWES TO KISS BOYS  )

Well he doesn't like it. 

Perhaps we should look into reopen project.  ( PROVE A GOD DOES  NOT EXIST  REAL )  

As i believe the theists aint even looking for him anymor.  

It feels like a group of theists back in the day held a fun christian carnival weekend.  and  a part this wild and wacky weeken they announce the (   WINNING   NAME / THE " TITLE ) "  FOR THEM PEOPLES THAT DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD.  COMP.

It is looking like

( THE GODY MC GOD FACES.)   Will be what the name that describes.   (

A person and or persons  and "others"  that doesn't bdlive in any god  " WHAT SO EVER "  any of our many GREAT gods 

It feels like. 

Because of you guys. 

I'm a  Atgerist., 

Is that it? 

A algewrsit.  

Archaeologists. 

THE ATHEIST. 

YOU THEISTS  START A GAME. 

NEXT THING YOU KNOW IM THOWN IN THE OPPOSING  SIDD  PLAYING AGAINST YOU LOT. 

 

BUT YOUVE NO TIME CLOCK. 

THE Gane is there for you guys  to win.    

Open goal.m

All you guys have to do is.

Get one of these god things of yours .

WE WILL RUN A FES TESTS AND SHIT, 

Run a few numbers  , AND GO FROM THERE. 

Just show us a God . 

Just one . 

Show us a God.

Just kidding.

This first 5000 years of trying to prove a good  exist has been FLAT OUT . 

GOD SPEED  if you will. 

TAKE YOUR TIME. 

Were are cool. 

There is no RUSH. 

None whatsoever.   

Andddd

PLAY.

IT MUST BE HARD ON A CHRISTIANS. 

When they ask their computer.  

' computer ' how many denominations of Christians are there.  

And up pops the    ( BIG ASS ) NUMBER.  It has a ( 3 ) at the front.  

We allllllll know how many different types of  "Christians  " there are.   

 Out of respect i will not state it. 

But OUCH. 

OUCH. 

What may be the best explanation for this ?

I picture a lump of 4x4. 

If you dont sand it down it ummmmmmm .  

I am going to say it.    IT SPLINTERS. ....

Yess i droped the  ( S bomb ) 

 SPLINTERS?

Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

It comes in real fuking handy

when you can use the word christian like this. 

World Religions in numbers  . 

There is approximately 

 2 billion Christians .

1.8 billion Muslims. 

Thus, The Christians are the biggest group. Have been for agessssss. 

We wouldn't  want. 

1.2 billion sunni or shyit whoever6  Muslims. 

600,000 catholics. 

425, 000 Orthodox or whatever they are 

300,000 the other Muslims 

A bunch of BLOKES start a game called., 

A god thing DOES EXIST.     

These guys form a group called . The god does existesis. 

And then all of a sudden,  BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM  another group forms. 

Now these guys have a belief  in. 

Yes you guessed it, 

There is a man god in the sky that exits.    

Wtf you say, that TWO  " religious groups "    ALARM BELLS START RINGING. 

No actuality  they don't. 

Moving on

Two groups ,  They are  EXACTLY THE SAME but just different. 

So we have two groups of  lets call then . ( Theists ) 

And then ANOTHER GROUP COMES TOGETHR . 

Fuk. 

Another group of people that believe in a god. 

ONE HUNDRED THEIST GROUPS LATER. 

Up pops Johnny  and his like NO.

No i don't  believe  in a God thing.   (   a sentence  never used before ) 

 

(   Johny gets a group up and running  ) 

HELL NO. 

Try if you will.  Picturing   a group of PEOPLE  " Forming "    a group of people  that DO NOT. BELIEVE  IN THE GOD THING THAT YOU LOT ARE ON ABOUT. 

  ( DO NOTTERS  believe in a godderers. )     

The Atheists.  

This group of people that have neved grouped before . 

Never been witnessed. 

Picture it. 

The atheist have to be the worst bloody " GANG GROUP "  

THEY DON'T DO WEEKLY MEETINGS 

THEY'VE NO  CLUBHOUSE. 

Abso BLOODY hopeless week group. 

Atheists  have no  CODE. 

And get this.

There biggest flaur  ( floor )  by far. 

The Atheist   °¤•°¤•°¤ •  {   DO NOT   }  °▪•▪°▪•▪°•▪°

Thats DO NOT.    SING SONGS TOGETHER.

Atheists have next to none skills when it comes a good old GROUP SING SONG SING ALONG.  

Im still trying to find the  healthy ( recommend number of group songs to be sung a year. ) 

Ive gone to far now hey? 

Ok, I'll stop 

Wankers. 

Good game

Good game.

  

And the rules for the game of . ( we believe a god thing exists )  is.   

Please  Take your time in prep of this what i can only asume as .   ( "Evidence gathering period ")  feel free to grab another few thousand years to prove God exist.  

NOT 

A

PROBLEM.  

Who DOESN'T determine what is good.?

If one can not explain nowhere near precisely what is GOOD and what is NOT. 

May i suggest we simply (  FILL IN THE GAPS. ) 

GOD determines what is good.

Just.

Just.

GOD.

He determines what is good and what is not. 

End of fucken story.

FULL STOP 

 

Im just going to   

PASS.

But the question.

Who determines what is " good "?   Should not be difficult to answer. 

Once this  is answered it goes back to the question. ( WHAT IS GOOD ? ) 

And now this can be asnwered with or by, the people  or the " thing "  that determines what is good. 

And this all boils back to. 

Ya MUM. 

Your mother is The be all and end all. 

She is God like.

Id say. 

Your mother is more important than God.   

I know. Crazy right. 

    

( Oh maybe not if you were traumatized as a kid. ) 

Certificates

50 years of age and has never thrown a single rock at cars. 

30 years of age and has never light a fire.

25 years of age and has never drove a motor vehicle whilst intoxicated. 

Keeping in mind that It is only illegal if you get caught. 

People need to be rewarded more for not doing bad things maybe. 

Like if you make it to the age of 50 and have not raped a single women wellllll, 

YOU GET A TROPHY. 

Or like a certificate that declares . John Smith has never forced himself apon a female. 

75 years old and never killed a single person.   Certificate.  

 

Is NOT eating kids a good thing ?.

Or is eating kids a bad thing ?

Am i good for never hitting a female?

What is good You ask.   Lots of stuff that i can't really rattle off. 

Good to goodist.  

Is that a word?

And bad to badist.

You know what i mean hey?  

There would have to be a line hey?   Good things ranging to bad things. 

And Somtimes in certain situations some bad things turning good.and good turning bad. 

Who determines this.   

It is a good question and you want to answer it real quick with  ( i do ) 

I determine if something is good or bad. 

And as soon as you think this , it turns to the opposite. 

Everyone but i determines good or bad. 

Thennnnnnnnn if the act was committed by you toooooooo, did it involve me. 

And this is if the opposite of good is bad,  not evil.  I'm not sure what evil is. 

Sorry for my spelling in advance trade. 

To sum it up.

Well i can't. 

Theory.

sorry. 

I'm dislexic as and spell at a grade 5 level.

When i see theroy it looks spot on.    

But its a good word. 

And yes. You guessed It. 

The words for  you today is.  

( The Roy ) 

Not theory  

( The Roy ) 

Use it in conversation  with Three people in the next 24hrs

Use it once incorrectly. 

 

Good luck.

Good day. 

Sometimes my arms bend backwards. 

The meaning of the word ( theroy ) thats used in science is brilliant. 

 

There is no.  " Finding middle ground " with such highly active theistic presumptuous glands. 

 

Example. 

Age of the earth.  

One says 4.5 billion. 

The other 10,000

So Turning on my  " Finding middle ground calculator 8800s " . With  theistic bias turned up to a favorable  wopping  (  75 %   ) 

Loading, 8,1

.....

...

..

..

Could we both agree that the Earth is  ( One million )  years old. ?

Could discussion move on and around this?

The Atheist should have no trouble with this.

The theist on the other hand does not have this luxury.  They are dancing a fine enough line as it is with this  ( BLACK CLOUD OF UNCERTAINTY  ) That already looms over head. 

That being ..............    DO I HAVE THE REQUIRED 101 GOLD COINS TO ENTER INTO HEAVEN. 

Will mere entertaining a middle ground   piss god off. 

DO I ?

Dont i ?

An example of this pure mind numbing   "pre sumpt "  is. 

Every person on this site in a religious group, is " in fact " in the CORRECT religious group. 

Ask em. 

So

(  THEISTS ARE FREAKISHLY AND ABSOLUTE BRILLIANT AT PICKING ummmm  (  THE CORRECT  RELIGIOUS GROUP  )  aka ( pre sumpt ) 

Because it can't be. 

(  being in the " correct " religious  group may very well feel much along the lines of being in a " incorrect " religious group. 

Lets say there is one thousand different religious groups to choose from.  

Its sooooooo ( pre sumpt ) to think you are going to nail your group selection straight of the bat. 

Toats pre sumpy...

Well it's only commen sense that god doesn't exist.  

Buttttttttttttttttttttt.

It would be presumptuous and rude to fire out with a ( God does not exist. ) 

So, Dunno. 

PASS.

I wish there was like a middle answer. 

Something along the lines of.

A .  (  God exist ) 

B.  (  Dunno ) ____  or  B .  (  stuffs me  ) 

C.  (  God doesn't exist )

As a half blood atheist.  I feel toats fine with.  ( I don't know )   being the answer.

Wence this question with a middle ground  is put to a theist. 

BAMMMMMMMMMM   

Their ▪°•▪°•▪°•  presumptuous  ▪°•▪°•▪°•  KICKS IN. 

presumptuous ism kicks in

Pre sumtuous izum kicks in. 

Its always ( GOD EXISTS ) full stop. 

Them pre sump basartds.

 

Sooooo

Christians  can't do good as Christians.

Is very different to.

A Christian can't do good as ( a  Christian  )

When you say Christians.

You mean like ummmmm.

Orthodox .

And

catholics,

Eastie

Westie

seventh day adventist christians 

Jehovah witness christian

Jewish christian ?

Mormon christian.

Why there has to be close to ONE HUNDRED  different types of these Christians. 

Ha

HeHe.  

So With ONE HUNDRED diffrent types of Christians 

Hehe

It needs to be looked at on a case to case. 

And With 100.

Thats ONE HUNDRED different types of Christians 

Ha.

Ha.

There very well may be a ummmmmm,  good for mind  so to speak christian denomination. 

No?

Yeah probably not. 

If you took ALLLLLLLLLL the " positives " from alllllllll the ( HUNDRED lol )  christian groups .

Christians with a  ( s ) on the end.  

Christians as a whole 

Can do good as Christians.  

Thus.

Christians cant do good as Christians. 

But

But.

No.

Look Im confused now. 

Im going to need some more time.

PASS..

 

It's Either  (  God exists )

Orrrrrrrr 

(  God does not exist )

It has to be one of these.

 

We are sooooooooooooooo lucky that gods get guys to do a book for them to leave for us.

So lucky.