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If christ can be halv father /son half holy spirit and the other half a jesus / god.
I don't see no reason whatever to say with confidence.
YES.
Yes , christ is Prince pieces.
Correct.
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I highly doubt that this universe thing was here before i was.
It couldn't have been.
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When you die there will be a bloke with a list.
Coming in at ( # 487. Vaccines )
I am not sure if it is moral or immoral.
But one thing is for certain.
If someone was administered these vacancies with the fetal cells. They will NOT be going to heaven FULL STOP
Good game.
Good game.
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If God built the entire universe here.
I wonder what he built over there.
You wouldn't just build one thing would ya?
Start with a blank canvas box
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Forever = one million years.
Now thats a long time.
Forever is like ten time longer then an eternity.
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ETERNITY ????
Burning in hell for an ( ETERNITY )
You theists ain't the most like " straightforward " when it comes to things like ummmmm ( time allotments ) dates and measurements and shlt.
Sooooooooooooo
Using a bit of theistic math. And theistical common sense
An ( ETERNITY ) couldn't be no more then 100,000 years could it ?
Can we agree
An ETERNITY is approx. ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS .
Orrrr
An ETERNITY is a long long time?. Even back in them days.
Good game.
Good game.
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Did science have anything to do with naming a planet that is 70% covered in water Planet Earth?
Was Planet water not available?
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When God was doing his book, he would of been all like.
Adrian.
Hey Adrian
Adrian.
Hey Adrian
Write this down for me.
Adrian then stops him there , and says that he cant write.
Hey Brendan ?
Write this down for me pal.
But Brendan can't read or write neither.
Marcus, Gregory.
No go.
Then he gets to Paul
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EVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ATHEIST IS A CLOSET AGNOSTIC.
Atheist or atheism is short for. ( you theists can Take alllllllll the time you want to prove God exists )
FULL STOP
You have infinite time to prove god exists.
Please take ya time.
Take a couple more thousand years trying to prove god exists.
Seriously dont rush guy's.
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@ethang5
The sentence. ( The universe started itself ) instantly trips that mechanism in ya head.
But just when ya start to realize it is silly.
In comes the statement / sentence. ( God started himself ) from the " nothing "
Soooooooooo.
We've boiled it down to two possibilities.
( A ) The universe started itself. From the "nothing"
Orrrrr
( B ) God started it or himself. From the nuff nuff
A or B?
Both these options sound silly BUTTTTTTT.
One sounds hellerious , . How do i spell that word? Sillly.
One makes you want to think.
The other makes you laugh. And is barley worth putting it into any sort of consideration.
Something like that.
But just when ya start to realize it is silly.
In comes the statement / sentence. ( God started himself ) from the " nothing "
Soooooooooo.
We've boiled it down to two possibilities.
( A ) The universe started itself. From the "nothing"
Orrrrr
( B ) God started it or himself. From the nuff nuff
A or B?
Both these options sound silly BUTTTTTTT.
One sounds hellerious , . How do i spell that word? Sillly.
One makes you want to think.
The other makes you laugh. And is barley worth putting it into any sort of consideration.
Something like that.
A God either exists or it doesn't aint a 50 / 50.
Is it?
She Fongs5
Whats your percentage for.
God existing ( ________ )
God not existing ( ________ )
Hey do you think a atheist could answer this
God existing ( ___ 0 % ___ )
God not existing ( _____ 100 % _____ )
I'd hate to be asked this question.
Good day.
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Well first things first.
Can we get a rough approximate.
The approximate age of the universe ?
The approx age of planet earth ?
And the approx ummmmmm "age" of God ?
(A)
14 billion.
4 billion.
10,000 years
(B)
10,000
10,000
10,000
Orrrrrrrrrrr
( C )
? Dunno
?
?
Give it a guess.
A
B
Or C
Two answers seem feasible and one seems ludicrous?
What answer seems the most far fetched?
Can we eliminate one ?
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I feal for the people who were tricked into joining the wrong religious groups.
The penalty for that is burning in hell.
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See.
For the last five mins i believed in god.
I feel fine.
Im currently agnos now.
To be a Christian ya just gotta say. I'm a Christian hey guys ?
Thats how it works right
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I can change from atheist to theist to agnostic in a afternoon.
I have had this ability since i was like 10 or something.
Sooooooo for the next 5 mins i will believe in god and be one of them seventh day advent Christians.
Then boooooooommmmm.
At the Five minutes and one second mark I'm agnostic.
I'll do it hey.
I too like to live life dangerously.
I believe in god starting from
Now.
No
Now.
Good game
Good game.
NOW.
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I believe being religious.
No
I believe that people that grew up with religion stop loving their mother to quick.
Three maybe four years to soon.
It's debatable
Now back on topic.
Andddddddddd Women dont really count.
But This one comes down to what flavor Christian you are. So many groups differ on Mary mother of christ.
They either love her or don't really care about her.
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Just say it.
If The/a ultimate reality exists then god exists.
God is the ultimate reality.
Thats using Mopac mathematics.
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Eliminate religious groups in the hunt for god.
How else does one find out that we are here on earth for corn ?
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@ethang5
If you believe in god , you join a religious group.
No one in the history of living has believed in god and not been in a religious group.
The bible shouldn't have a ( USED BY ) date, but surly it needs a ( BEST BEFORE )
It is near impossible to eliminate religious groups. I can't think around em. Maybe Johnny can but .
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@ethang5
Was the bible wrote without the ummmmmm, knowing of what happens in 2266. ?
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If a person wants to find god it will take a bit to navigate around all these religious groups.
They painted God in like a billion coats .
Real real thick like.
Upon a layer, pon a layer.
Sooooooooooooooooo
Gods a man.
Grey long hair.
And lives up there.
Up in the sky.
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I have trouble with hypnotism.
I'm sure a lot of atheists do.
But this "super " bloody " natural " thing.
I aint bying it.
Now i am going to go deep.
The Christian , the Muslim, the atheist recive alllllllllllll the same.
Now deeper
This God of yours is is mine to. Everything he has done for you he has done for me. And for a Muslim.
Well it appears this way.
( Super natural looking ) . You could probably use better words.
Instead of.
Why should we assume supper natural looking things so on.
Change it to.
Why should we assume freaky shlt happens to atheists too?
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It soooooooooo appears that women played no major role in inventing gods.
To women.
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Why on earth would anyone want to have like three maybe four wives that did as you requested of them?
Yeah four.
I mean.
Who would want that?
Yuk
Soooooo gross.
' kicks dirt '
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Surely a soul couldn't ummmmmm survive being burnt to ash.
Oh but by that time ya soul would have already flown away.
Or woukd it have ?
When does ya soul leave your body ?
Can i say leave ?
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Being Cremated is ballsy.
For what may it be like being burnt to ash after you die. Its gotta hurt.
Or would it ?
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Sooooooooooooooooooo.
We can wrap it up with.
No one , not no how can know what happens when one dies.
Apart from the observable. The body decays.
FULL STOP
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To have it a guess , id sayThere would have to be close to one billion Christians in the top 100 of all time in scripture deciphering.
Imagine a Christian saying that they are " average " scripture translators.
Who could ever guess what it is that they might make their God tell them next.
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You can be a atheist and not even know you are.
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As a memeber of 5 religious groups , that spans across the three "main" holy books.
I highly doubt you will ever meet anyone as moral as I.
I'm so fukin moral.
If you need to know if a act is moral or not just PM me.
Nice.
Picture being a theist for like twenty - twenty five years , And something happens one day that makes you denounce your religion.
You'd go to bed that night feeling fine.
But then picture waking up that very first day your not religious anymore.
And not having one single moral in ya .
It would feel freaky right?
Good game.
Good game.
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Can i get the numbers on.
Religious extremists.
And
Atheistic extremists. Please.
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Imagine asking someone if they are a atheist, and they reply with. ' Ummmmmm yeah i think so. They are the ones who don't believe in god right '
Like not really caring about it. ( Because some people don't )
Its kinda like EATING CHILDREN. Picture the day or the verse that made you not want to eat kids.
No thats not right.
Picture a atheist doing something in spite of the bible.
Or.
Or.
Not having, Fight or Flight buttttttttt atheism or god.
And or.
If atheists can't do good as atheists.
Anddddddd
Catholics can't do good as catholics.
Being Agnostic must be spot on.
Butttttttttt.
The sentence then arrives
A agnostic can't do good as a agnostic.
Hang on, being agnostic may be different then being theistic orrrrr atheistic. It definitely should not be but it feels like it is.
And the time you've been a atheist needs to be taken into account.
To sum it up.
Atheists can't do good as atheists.
Correct.
Well it sounds right. Nice post.
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You can picture God watching over the humans for a couple of thousand years and watching these things called religious groups popping up.
Allllllll built on a total lie. ( he knows this. )
Then one day god tinks. Hold on a minute. I too want to be praised.
How do i get people to know i am the true God?
God thinks long and hard and comes up with.
Ill get a women pregnant thennnnnn when my sons about lke 30 years old , i will get him to go from town to town telling allllll about me.
Woot.
Woot.
Like a God.
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What we need is a.
24 / 7. FREE CALL ( ASK A BIBLICAL SCHOLAR HOTLINE. )
YEAH i said it.
A BIBLICAL SCHOLAR.
Surely one can not argue with a.
Say it with me now.
A " BIBLICAL SCHOLAR "
Them two words together trigger the ( Something isn't right here nodes ) in me thinker.
It goes bammmmmmmm.
Maybe baby.
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But what you said before.
THE BIBLE IS NOT MENT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.
CORRECT
I would of also excepted.
THE BIBLE IS MENT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.
So ummmmmm.
Very well played.
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Well I'll be.
It does take approximately 3 days for a full body resurrection.
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@Stephen
Born Baby jesus.
Teen jesus.
Adult jesus.
Then Dead jesus.
Then a GOD* . ( this is along the same lines as becoming a saint. )
Actually I'm not sure about that.
So its the death thing.
No.
No.
Its the resurrection thing.
3 days spent in resurr state must of been freaky.
( let me now find out how long a FULL BODY RESURRECTION TAKES.
GOOGLE ( the time a average adult male body takes to resurrect )
3 days to me seems a little to long. This could in fact be a lie.
Sooooooooooo Jesus could enter unlocked rooms because he was dead.
The best thing to happen to Jesus was him dying.
Wtf ?
Thats horrible.
But jesus did miracles as normal life jesus.
Actually I'm going to PASS
* according to half of you lot. Or a quarter.
Nice question man.
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Them Body of christ flavord waffers they suck on are
well i suspect are just plain old wafers.
For they would of ran out of Jesus body seasoning alongggggggggggggggggggggggg long time ago.
Im a run some test.
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Is he a. " GREAT LORD " ?
GOOD LORD.
is he a Lord?
Whats the def of " Lord " ?
Back soon.
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@zedvictor4
I do keep up with reading alllllllll the posts but. Two days haven't passed .
Oh and You are in my top 3 posters here. I haven't seen you post something that i don't agree with.
But whatever.
Anyway it's a CHALLENGE.
Word for the weekend. Sporadic.
Oh and You are in my top 3 posters here. I haven't seen you post something that i don't agree with.
But whatever.
Anyway it's a CHALLENGE.
Word for the weekend. Sporadic.
Sporadic.
Use it three times this weekend with different people. ( if they mention that you used the word sporadic
YOU FAIL.
And
Try use the word ( SPORADIC ) wrongly. Like .
His shoes looked very sporadic.
Good day.
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I feel like ummmmmm. They're a gang.
The religious lot.
Its like being lined up on the side of a road one atheist and dozens of Christians.
And someone is going to get pushed infront of a bus. ( the atheist for sure. )
Its like.
Well it's like you guys are in a gang.
Now if we keep in mind, 1.8 billion Christians NEVER seeing " eye to eye " with 1.8 billion Muslims.
The Worlds population ain't eight billion.
It's
1.8 billion Muslims PLUS 2 bill Christians PLUS a billion atheists PLUS another couple of billion miscellaneous.
Oh anddddddd, the fact that. it is only commen sense that a god thing doesn't exist. Makes religion silly.
Somtimes i think people dont really believe in a god thing and the theists are playing a BIG joke on the atheist.
One day they are all going to say.
Ha Ha You stupid atheist . You guys actually believed that we believed in a god thing.
You atheists actually believed that people belive the bible book thing was from god and shlt.
Good game.
Good game.
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After reading this.
There seems to be TWO religions.
I'm confused now.
PASS....
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You've painted GOD with a thick as coat of paint.
Ya just dipped it in, no wipes , and just smeared it on coat after coat.
That's god.
For a kid to start looking for something.
GOD is there.
He is a religious group god.
How could we ever possibly know God is corn.
We can't.
So thanks for that.
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As a atheist i believe when we die we go to a place where ummm.
A place that i am going to call " heaven "
I feel it would be good.
And as atheist i know full well that what happens when one dies. Is not a question FULL STOP
For know one, not No how could ever possibly know what happens when one dies.
Whereas the theistic lot seem to some how know. WITH BEYOND GREAT DETAIL.
What happens when one dies.
But ummmmm yeah.
Thats cool.
Good game.
Good game.
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Ok i am just going to come right out with it.
☆▪○⊙•°°°° I TALK TO GRAVES °°°°•⊙○▪☆
WTF?
No I do.
For easy over a decade now I've ummmm, "religiously" been chatting with.
I mean chatting at.
Two metal plaques on a brickwall andddddddd
Two grave head stones.
Twice per annum. Oh and right now , i am in eyesight of two urns with a dog in each .
" get the ball boy "
Who's a good boy ?
Oh Yes you are.
I keep them up to date with the happings of the peoples they know.
knew.
You know what i mean.
You talk to graves also.
You do so.
Being a lover of Experiments.
I ve attempted to ' NOT TALK AT THE PLATES ON THE WALL AND THE STONE.
FAILED.
Atleast a half a dozen times.
It feels like um, can i say silly?
It doesn't sit right NOT TALKING to graves.
And being ever so atheistic.
Is that a word?
But yeah , Being a firm non believer, i feel it may be the , again, silliest thing i do.
This becomes highly apparent approximately five minutes after leaving the cemetery.
I laugh at myself.
Although me talking to graves is not so much a religious topic yet.
I feeeeeeellllllll like .
Well I feel like.
YOU FUCKIN CHRISTIANS HAVE DONE THIS TO ME HAVEN'T YOU ?
I said ' HAVEN'T YOU ' ?
You Christians with ya danm pagan upbringings and whatever it is you do.
You pagan jews
Jewagans. Pews.
There.
I feel much better now.
with this, I am awarding ( ONE GOLD STAR ) to you guys.
( The Christians )
( ONE GOLD STAR ) because I don't mind " A Christian funeral " you get use to it.
If it had overtime curved The way of the Atheist, every funeral would be a.
Just burn me into a big pile of ash and shove me in a Coffee tin funeral.
So Very well played.
Good game.
Good game.
Do you talk at the places where peoples you know body's are after they are dead ? .
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@Fruit_Inspector
Its almost like ummmm.
GODS A " HE "
Fathom having some knowledge on ummmm knowing gods a " he "
The word ( HE ) wouldn't be the best word to use in conjunction with this god thing hey ?
Is jesus god ?
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It's um.
It's a great question.
That's nice man.
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The power of prayer.
And yet If you are not facing mecca. It's a wasted prayer.
Let's together picture a pray ummm cast at 305° whateverest.
10 ° off target
Picture it just skimming by. That's a wasted prayer right there.
What I'm trying to say is. If a prayer is powerful of sorts one would think a ( up to 100° ) off target prayer would reach its ummmmmm, attended target.
Picture that one .
The prayer getting sucked in , in like a grav pull.
Slurpppppp.
Them guys prayer a lot more thenews you guys.
The Jesus really loves it when you guys sing songs about him to him.
Loves that shlt.
Picture him pinching his nipples.
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I'm not about getting facts straight as yet.
I am searching for " THE LINK "
Link.
Believing in a God thing of sorts ,, has Something to do with being in / joining one of them religious group things they have these days
Or vice-versa.
Fathom that for a second.
And a one.
It's crazy right?
I'm betting every theist on this site.
No not theist , because that's what that means.
I'm betting every person on this site that believes in a god type thing is IN A RELIGIOUS GROUP.
《 great numbers 》
AFJ
APART FROM JANE.
That's apart from Jane.
The sheer number of people that believe in a God thing 《 AND ARE IN 》 one of them religious group things.
Is ummmm.
Well it's amazing.
Beliving in god has something to do with joining and or being in a religious group.
Imagine waking up tomorrow and you think.
Well yeah .
I reckon we are all here because a god like thing made us.
And this then turning into.
I'm going to join one of them religious group things.
Or
Or
Joining and or finding yourself in a religious group.
And this then turning into.
Well , now I'm in one of these religious groups.
I'm going to start believing in one of them God things.
Anddddddd.
Imagine if you can.
You start to ummmm, favor this creation way.
Next thing you know you start to think, creation is definitely.
Ya starting to belive more.
Then a little more.
And then POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
You come to The realization that this God thing you've been building on just so happens to be a ( NON-MAKE- A-BOOK )
Your are then like.
Well that sucks.
END OF STORY.
The Non- make a book gods are weak to say the least.
It's only common sense that if you where a god. Like a real proper god , you wouldn't just like, not leave a book.
Gods get a bunch of guys to do a book for em.
Real gods do.
It's a fact.
' kicks dirt '
Yeah.
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