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@fauxlaw
OK thank you.
That's a point to you.
I'll get back to you.
That's a point to you.
I'll get back to you.
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Imagine becoming a ( BIB SCHOL )
You can almost imagine that very instant you go from genral reader to BIBLICAL SCHOLAR.
It's like BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
I'd say you / yourself would know the exact second you enter ummm, BIB
SCHOL
STAT
STAT
Yeah you know it.
You'd keep the passage you where reading at the exact time you enter
Into the BSSS LEVEL.
^@/#/$^#&*#
I'VE GONE TO FAR HEY?
But.
Tis religion forum. I'm allowed to throw shlt out there.
Sorry guys...
BACK TO THE TOPIC..
Contradiction, Contradiction, Contradiction.
Oh No.
I honestly now for 15 or so and am thinking about the word.
CONTRADICTION.
On the fact that the word ending has
DICK.
And
SHUN.
I've now nothing smart to add to this post soooo.
I'm using one of my three ( FREE PASSES )
I Pass.
Quick recap.
Player Deb 8 has now.
( 2 FREE PASSES )
And
( 1 DISREGARD POST , NO COMMENT LEFT. )
Good day sir .
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When I here , say or think of the words.
BIBLICAL SCHOLAR
A small electrical trigger trips my thinker thus stopping the train.
It's like a um.
Well.
It's like some kind of kill switch that triggers upon hearing a oxymoron.
Now I'm not saying the words ( BIBLICAL SCHOLAR ) is one of these moron oxy things.
I'm just saying ' I feel ' it doesn't sit right.
BIBLICAL SCHOLAR
Say it with me on the count of three ready?
One
And a Two....
And a three....
BIBLICAL SCHOLAR.
That's BIBLICAL.
Followed by the word SCHOLAR.
Once more.
Biblical..........
Scholar..........
Anyway I think you are ALLLLLLLLL very very good scripture decipher ers.
I suspect there has to be close to ummmm m,
750,000 Christians CURRENTLY in the top 100.
And remember.
No one translates these scriptures quite as well as you do.
You have a real special " quirky " way of doing so and.
And
The lot of ya are SPOT ON.
Sooòoooooòooòòo.
On the back of this.
I've decided to award ( 1 GOLD STAR STICKER ) to each Christian that I recognize on this site today.
TO THE CHRISTIANS.
Yeah real fuckin pretty like.
Good game.
Good game.
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@fauxlaw
Do you think you have been and or are in the
☆☆☆☆☆ TOP 1000 ☆☆☆☆☆
When it comes to scripture translating / deciphering. ?
☆☆☆☆☆ TOP 1000 ☆☆☆☆☆
When it comes to scripture translating / deciphering. ?
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@Castin
Hi pal.
As a non believer I was a little hesitant about eating one.
I could of easily decrossed them , but you know me castin.
I too like to live life dangerously.
Anyway I ate them over a hour ago now and I feel fine.
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Just had myself two hot cross buns.
With Triple butter.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Got me to thinking,
Jesus didn't die on the cross to forgive our sins.
He did it so we can allllllllllllll enjoy Hot cross buns.
So ummmmm yeah.
Praise the Lord.
Well that is seriously the only thing that I can see we humans have gained from that.
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@janesix
Shhhhhhh.
Correct.
This here universe thing we ummm. Let's say live in would never exist without you.
I'm sure of it.
When I was writing this post, I got to the would never exist part. And like clockwork, EACH AND EVERY TIME, for some STUPID reason a picture of twins enters me head.
And I hate it.
Soooooooo this right here Jane could be one of them times when I am incorrect.
But.
But.
Arhhh.
I'm going to need a hour to think about this now.
Good day sir.
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It's the same reason they don't have, well they don't show animal documentaries in a "creator" type style.
The zebra have been roaming these plains here in Africa for some Tuesdays 6000 years ago now.
Or
Or like.
The Sharks are very well adapted now and have been using this area as a breeding "ground" since that Tuesday some 6000 years ago.
I say Tuesday because I'm thinking that when God created the universe and all that's in it.
One would think that it would of taken God roughly ( one day ) to do allllllllllllll the animals.
Don't ya reckon?
One and a half maybe two days to make alllllllllllllllllll the stars.
Also religious people have problems with the word ( theory )
Well The meaning of it ( In science ) scientific theroy.
Butttttttttttttttttt.
The true answer to.
Why don't we see religious people debating in the science forum is.
Because it's a Web site where you don't see "people"
FULL STOP
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I practice joining multiple religious groups hastily.
So like, if I'm on my "death bed" with minutes to live an I know this some how. I will spend one minute of my five to join as many religious groups as I can.
It starts like this.
I except Jesus Christ as my saviour.
Allah akbar.
Ommmmm.
I've always believed in you Zenu.
So on and so on.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beeeeee.
You know what I mean.
Multi group joining in a minute.
A razor if you will
If I'm met by one of these gods upon my death I am just going to flat out lie.
Of course I believed in you god.
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A foreskin.
But you mentioned that.
Nice post Man.
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I appears to me that the Jesus bloke was some kind of like, gambit.
He got tricked into believing he was a son of the god thing.
As it is ALLLLLLLLLLLLL about ( Getting a Group up and running ) as its a strict F P B ( For Profit Business ),
10cents from each player.
So someone like the Peter fella was the ( O M ) Original Maker upperer.
Jesus dies and the group gathers more momentum.
Chugga chugga chugga....
Then it SPLINTERS.
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It looks good on paper.
But ya can't argue it.
Imagine speaking it to a person that gives you their reasons why he or she does not believe in God.
It would sound like this.
( ' Wellllllllllll I think God is true because...........
NUMBER ONE.
The universe being to exist.
OK now.
NUMBER TWO.
There for the universe has a cause right?
Then 15 mins later of you explaining number ones, twos to sevens and so on , you pause and say.
( ' Ok Now , PART TWO'. )
( NUMBER ONE' )
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I suspect someone or someones could make like a FALSE religious group up and benifit from it.
You know what I mean?
Someone's could make a whole lot of stuff up that they themselves don't truly at all believe in , in umm .
In hope of a gain of some sorts.
They could.
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If you believe in God , you join a religious group.
Well it appears to me that way.
The numbers must be mind boggling.
That's the number of people that "believe" in a god thing are in a religious group.
Thus begs the question.
What came first ?
1 .. (Joining a religious group ) then ( Believing in a god thing )
orrrrrrrrrrrr
2 .. ( A belief in a god thing ) then ( joining a group )
Andddddd.
Try picturing someone ummmmmm. Coming to believing , ( ' Hey maybe a god type thing did make us ' )
Then because of this, going out and joining a religious group.
IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT GOD EXISTING OR NOT EXISTING. Tis the same thing.
It's ALLLLLLLLL about being in a religious groups.
Sooooooooooooo we all talk about God being real or ummmmmm , not real. While things called " groups " sits in the corner starting shlt. Snickering.
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God was active as back in the day.
He revealed himself to heaps of people.
He even got all them guys to do that book thing for him.
Then nothinggggggggggggģggggggggggggggg.
Not a thing.
It's almost like.
Well.
It's almost like he died. He cease to be.
He obviously had a greater effection for people whom lived some one maybe two thousand years ago.
He doesn't care much for the today's run of mill Christians.
His not even going to do the second coming thing in our life time.
I was hoping he might do a update on that book he had them guys do for him.
Like.
A book of Eric 17 : 33.
And have like ( Rodney write a few versus )
And Sandra.
Cecil and shlt.
But No.. NOTHING.
I bet he is to fixated on gazing at his collection of stars that he seemed to put a incredible lot of effort into to bother about the silly humans.
Buttttttttt.
Just because ya can't prove he is " still around " doesn't mean we should not ummm, ( blindly ) obey to everything he asks of you for the rest of your life.
Just pretend he is there.
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@FLRW
This point you brought up makes me think of.
Did he have a purpose for L Ron Hubbard.
You could change the name ( Elon Musk ) in post to ( L Ron ) and swap the word billion with million.
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If no one sees ya. It's moral.
It's a bit like, it's only illegal if you get caught.
If this religion thing is half good , you would join like a dozen of em.
Well at lest three.
Imagine how moral you would be then.
Hey Did I mention that I once beat a cat with a stick ?
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Science to me was a chance to light up a bunsen burner.
Mmmmmm fire.
Where was I ?
Being religious means you are NOT ALLOWED to operate a bun burner.
Mmmmmm fire.
Where was I ?
Being religious means you are NOT ALLOWED to operate a bun burner.
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The Meaning of the word ( ATHEIST )
MUST be into science.
MUST 100% believe in the TOE.
MUST NOT belive in a single thing that one could consider, RELIGIOUS.
MUST NOT belive in no " afterlife "
No Nothing.
They are not allowed.
Not now, not never, not no how....
FULL STOP
MUST be into science.
MUST 100% believe in the TOE.
MUST NOT belive in a single thing that one could consider, RELIGIOUS.
MUST NOT belive in no " afterlife "
No Nothing.
They are not allowed.
Not now, not never, not no how....
FULL STOP
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@TheUnderdog
Does Everyyyyyyyyyy animal come from the two of each Noah rounded up ?
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The fact that there is or appears to be Identical twins ruin all simulations I run.
I hate it.
Sooooo, life's not a simulation.
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@EtrnlVw
If God built this universe and put it right here. imagine what else he would of built over there.
Nice post man FULL STOP
But
But.
I don't like it.
The labels. Materialist and Naturalist , Theist, creation bloody ist. being by how broad it all is. I just don't like it.
The second reason why i don't like it is.
INTELLIGENCE.
What the hell is this intelligence thing you are talking about?
I find it easy picturing things but ummmm , intelligence.
I can't do it.
So I suppose I'm just like a.
A person.
I'm like a person.
Well I think I am.
No I am.
I'm a person.
A peronalist.
No.
Just.
Just
A person.
Yeah a person.
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I highly doubt that this ummmmm, " universe " thing was here before me.
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@ethang5
Ouch.
Nice. Ya got me.
Ummmm, ' kicks dirt '
Give me one more.
100,000 Thang ?
Do you think the earth is under 100,000 years old ?
Just a.
YES
or
NO
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But.
But.
There is like a dozen God's.
So To clarify.
When you lot say "God"
Are you meaning like the Christian one ?
It's almost like Ya don't need logic to know which one of the dozen gods is the ummmm , real god.
Very well played.
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@ethang5
E pong isn't embarrassed.
He knows full well that 6000 years old doesn't mean 6000 years old.
And nowhere in the bible does it say that the earth is 6000 years old / under 10,000 years old.
Who wants to see ( he pongs )dance?
Hey Ethan.
Do you think the earth is under ONE MILLION YEARS OLD ?
Yes. orrrrrrrrrr No.
That's
YES .
or
NO.
Good game.
Good game.
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A true Christian / A true beliver should make a post that reads.
ATHEISTS THINK THE EARTH IS OVER ONE MILLION YEARS OLD.
I mean.
What kind of idot could belive the earth is over ONE MILLION YEARS OLD.
Then just make fun of the silly atheists that think this.
That would be a true Christian post topic.
Butttttttt you guys would dare not even dream of doing something like that.
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@EtrnlVw
Yeah 6000 is boarder line.
It must be more anoying when people assume that you think the universe is under 100,000 years old.
Eternal?
The earth isn't over 100,000 years old is it ?
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@janesix
Getting a piano or building a stairway to heaven won't work.
You're just being silly.
What ya wanna do is. GO TO PRISON.
Going to prison would greatly improve ones chances of meeting this God bloke.
Well so I've been lead to belive.
You're just being silly.
What ya wanna do is. GO TO PRISON.
Going to prison would greatly improve ones chances of meeting this God bloke.
Well so I've been lead to belive.
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Anddddddddd you have your time wrong.
The purge ends at 6.00 am March the 22nd not 7am ya silly duffer.
The purge ends at 6.00 am March the 22nd not 7am ya silly duffer.
I'd Make A fake START PURGE and END PURGE siren.
Imagine Getting shot at 7.01am.
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Imagine if shlt happens one day and like you kill someone, then you remember that the Purge starts in like four days time . Phew.
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You could probably kill 10 maybe 20 people during the year and then simply put em out on purge day for collection.
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@Theweakeredge
Yeah but.
But.
But.
I reckon , I could tell if a bloke is like ummmmm, Bad. ( within reason. )
No that doesn't sound right.
And Right you are.
I just that i keep picturing a big burly biker bloke with tatts, standing next to a computer nerd looking bloke with a pocket protector and coke bottle glasses.
I don't know.
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Hey Maybe a large number of battered women could be like ummmmmm.
Don't say it Deb.
Don't say it.
Hey maybe a large number of battered women may in fact be.
bad judges of character.
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Best Arguments for Gods existence.
Jesus appearing on a piece of toast has to be up there with the best arguments for proving god exists.
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@Theweakeredge
Woah.
Stop , stop stop....
You need to put on the brakes a bit big fella.
Take a few deep breaths.
In through the nose.
And out through the mouth.
Continue.
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If you admit to a priest ya raped a kid , and he tells the cops.
Is exactly the same as a priest making stuff up and telling the cops that you told him that you raped a kid.
Same.
Same.
Orrrrr.
If you tell a priest that you " did " a kid. and he reports it to the cops.
Then.
You go with. You didn't tell that priest you raped a kid.
They have no evidence.
UNLESS THEY CAN FILM IT MAYBE.
Clergy privilege
Is if The cops belive priests. Anddddďd I can't see how they can.
It's definitely not going to be allowed as evidence in a Cort of law.
Is it?
Look I'm going to use one of my two remaining passes for this.
There's to much to it.
PASS.
Good game.
Good game.
Ya start to think about things like.
If a priest raped a kid. He can go to the cops and say that this kid said he was raped. A mask.
Then the track record of priests committing this crime ( which should not play a part ) but it will., they ain't the best judges in matter related to child abuse
PS.
It's only illegal if you get caught.
STOP IT.
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@Danielle
Correct.
Sooooooooo , it comes back to what Etang said.
It's should be everyone's right to not report. So on.
I think.
Then back to you.
Because anyone could make anything up. ( within reason )
Thus brining it to a he said she said.
Buttttttttt.
I'm thinking about / picturing a priest telling the police about a child abuse umm claim.
Then I picturing like a convicted felon reporting a claim of child abuse.
This is what this is allllllll about.
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The fact that a priest could make a ummmmm, false confession stuffs everything up.
Soooooooooo it's back to the start.
Soooooooooo it's back to the start.
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I purchased two souls a decade ago.
What's the current price of a soul ?
Also I'd say 37 is a prime time to go to heaven.
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@Utanity
Sir.
It makes me think about a computer pricing or maybe grading art.
No But um,
Can I change the word ( god ) in your post with. ( the bible. ) ?
Will it be the same? Serious.
If so, I am going to have to have a little time to think about stuff.
Good day.
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All to easy.
I'm can switch back and forth between atheism and Christianity like ' clicks fingers ' that.
Well the run of the mill common verity Christians. ( everyone hear )
Christians meaning. Mormons and jews and stuff right.
I can't insta join them ones. And I've a foreskin sooooooooo.
I was going to be a seventh dayer Christian. But they have to do shlt also.
Beliving in god is not a necessity that's for sure.
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Well let's compare it.
Bible. V. 1975 encyclopedia brit
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Four neo-geo's mags. ( including the one with the top less African lady ) and a couple of dolly doctors. V. The Bible.
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
A Google search. V. The Bible.
Google makes god look silly.
Imagine a kid turning to the bible before Google.
But The bibles brilliant for its capture mechanisms.
NO ONE BELIEVES IN A NON-BOOK DOING GOD DO THEY.
It's only common sense that xe9n or figgin zoltan scientology god / alien thing that the old sea dog made up.
I mean meet.
I said meet.
He got L Ron to write some shlt down for him. Then he left it behind.
This is a big call.
Having a holy book has to be as good to your religion as being monotheistic.
Would they work ?
It's fuking group building material, getting sucked in stuff.
Because that's what it is all about .
GETTING A GROUP UP AND RUNNING.
Thus bringing into vision why the first Christians group makers made Jesus king of jews and that part of the book is now our book to.
Then deeeeeeeeeepppper .
You can see the Muslims linking in. Making Jesus a profit.
INSTAGROUP.
It's like when a big chunk of ya church group brakes of.
Which brings us back to . IT IS ALL ABOUT SEX.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm groups.
Good game.
Good game.
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Imagine denouncing your religion then waking up the next day with different morals.
What a trip.
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