Deb-8-a-bull

Rachel  13  :  22. 

Sorry about that big fella. 

Here is what I'll do. 

To make it easier for you , if I'm ever to chat with you ,  I will simply start with.

( A NAME )  followed by some ( Numbers )  

Like this faux. 

What's is  ( A Melenium )  ?  Not sure. 

Well what about this word. 

Eric 16 : 32. 

A Melenium. 

That's better isn't it ?

Nice.

Good game. 

Good game. 

Negative.  

It's not going to count is it ?

I'd like to know the numbers of non god burning bushes as compared to god.

Let's say you've seen 1000 burning bushes, the chances of one of them being god issssssss well,  EVEN.

One of them would have to of been him.  

I guess People don't walk up to  burning bushes these days. 

The sun has been worshipped by many for many a melenium. 

Ha . 

Try saying that three times faux. Many a melenium. 

Anyway. 

The sun is a God.

Andddddddd

The sun exist. 

Thus,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  God exists.  

  

 

I would of saved Jesus.  

Operation rescue Jesus from the cross.

Aslong as you got like a real fast donkey. I would  of attempted a rescue mission. 

I mean , The bloke can perform miracles. 

With his miracle #12.  ( Water to wine ). And # 17  ( empty bucket to bucket o fish ) these two alone your on to a good thing. 

I'd keep him and simply remove his voice box. 

My Jesus. 

Spending a Eternity in hell.  

An eternity has to be like 20 ,  25 years right?

Im guessing The Sabith means 185 Sundays.  

God made the universe in six days and rested on the ( sabith )

Also Picture God making animals to go extinct. 

Actually.

Picture god making meteorites then placing them up in the air and holding them there for a second and then letting em go.  

God making hooved hyena Whales.

No but. 

Does Every animal alive today come from the two of each Noah gathered? 

Randomly ending up with a chess board.

Randomly ending up with 4 squares perfectly. 

This is but one of the reasons  why they ALLLLLLLLLLLL call themselves  JUST  Christians full stop.  

Christian, smistrian.  

Why there has to be close to 10 different types of "  Christians " 

He he 

Impervious.

On a computer..........   yes.  

But in the real life.......  NO.

I get it Thang. 

These measurements of time , numbers and other pretty important things  ain't what they appear to be becauseeeeeeeeee. 

It was different back then. End of story. 

The reason why It doesn't specifically say 10,000 and its not 73.4 % clear is  Because E Thongs.   Now get this. 

God got guys to write shlt down for him in a , well , a NOR here NOR there kind of  way. 

Tis brilliant,  and very well played. 

Thus you are correct. 

Your so so lucky tang , 

All you Christians are lucky. 

If God didn't  do that book for you guys my arguments would be well , a lot better. 

Point to you. 

Good game. 

Good game. 

 Answer to the post.

Of corse evolution contridicts the bible. 

The bible say god created the universe.  It's a silly question.  

 

  

I didn't say Earth. 

Universe. 

Are you saying and or god slash the bible saying the earth and the universe are the same age ? 

Like the sharks and us modern humans allllllllll the same ?

The age of the universe can contradict the TOE. 

If the universe is only 10,000 years old max.

Good post.

Scriptures. ......  yes. 

Spelling errors...... no. 

Instamute.  

 

 

If one can entertain the thoughts of other beings " out there " shouldn't that be like entertaining  creation.

Would you believe in these interplanetary travelers if you had a book that you believed interplanetary travelers wrote ?

Correct.

 

Well to put it short.

Me and the atheists don't sing songs together. 

Crazy right?

Since leaving god , I get one maybe two group sings a year. ( happy birthday ) (and a anthem or two.  )  

A atheist would  be lucky to partake in five group sing songs a year. That would be a good year.  The Christians are doing that plus  in one Sunday service. 

Soooooooooo.

Beliving in God = sing song sing along. 

No believe in God = very little singing songs.  

 

 

Christians are far superior and wayyyyyyyy more experienced group singers then atheists. 

 

A Christian mommy and a Christian daddy have a Christian baby. 

The numbers for this occurrence must be phanomanl.  

What do you think The numbers for. 

Christian mommy and Christian daddy having a baby Muslim. ?

The fact that you can change ya religion messes it up a little anddddd you need to clarify.

Actually it's "starting out" that needs to be clarified.  

I'm guessing this has been done in previous posts , I'll read them after this. 

Some people live without giving god to much thought.   

( do ya reckon? ) 

Oh , what's to much thought?

I'm going to use one of my two remaining  passes on this one. 

PASS.

Nice posts zed. 

Giving the correct meaning.

I'm guessing your in the (  TOP 10  ) 

Utan. Yes or No . ( Do you think you are currently  in the  Top 10,000 OF ALLLLLLL TIME at giving the meanings of said scriptures ? 

Whats This bible you get all your bible versus you quote from Stephan look like ?

Is it a actual real hard copy book bible ? 

 

The Bible's you can download on your Kindle,  e books and others , maybe they might not actually work right. Correctly  

This would be more likely the reason why you are currently  running at  ( 2 from 155* ) 

Thats 2 correct translations for 153 incorrect translation* then you being atheistic.

It's just a thought.

* According to the top theists on site. 

 

They day I heard that Jesus was in fact God , I went through my bible and replaced ALLLLLLL  the 500 and something words JESUS with GOD. 

Then I was told that that wouldn't work. 

 

With Soooooooo many versions of the bible, you'd think they would have a ( Tell like it is version ) 

Ask a million of the highest Christians. What does this verse mean , what does that verse mean. 

They give their answers and the scriptures are replaced with the top 3 responses with the corresponding numbers. 

Orrrrrrr.

At the back of the book  upside down on the second last page. The real meanings. 

If I was into the bible.  I'd rid alllllll the scripy scripts and fill in the proper meaning. 

People back in the days did this hey. And were killed for it.  ( but that's another post ) 

It appears to me that the Bible was written without the knowledge of the year 3748.   And thats horrible.  

It starts of with * Beliving in a god *   This gets boring after a while because God don't say shlt .

Then you decide what book you want ya god to speak. 

 Then ya joining the related religious group that gets ya the holy book to get your god up and chatting.

Then you simply plug in the god you believe in to the correct book and BAMMMMMMMMMM ya speaking with god.

And you know full well that no one is even half as good as you are at deciphering scriptures.  

I've gone to far again. 

 

IS ANY THEIST ON THIS SITE, NOT IN THE TOP 100 OF ALLLLLLL TIME AT SCRIPTURE TRANSLATING  ? 

Good game.

How handy is having Unlimited time to prove a God exists? 

Why This fact makes me Agnostic.  Well position agnostic.  

But You theists ain't the sporting type 

We need to write up a um , clause of sorts. 

I'm sure The Atheists would be more then happy to give you theists another 5000 years to prove a god exists.  

And at the end of the alotted time , if you guys haven't proved a God , THE WIN GOES TO THE ATHEISTS.      

Fairs,  fair. 

If this was put into place, I could be a Atheist now.  

Until then,  we play on. 

God exists. 

No he doesn't. 

Does to. 

 Nope. 

Yep. 

He does exist. 

He doesn't. 

Yes he does.

Does not. 

Does.

 

 

Picture god making Adam and filling him up with A+ type blood and then eve let's say B  and then having to hold on to ummmmm, a bag of blood type AB and a bag of type O  And Just Waiting for the next.  

And.  Orrrrr. 

Picture God choosing what blood type to fill you up with.  

I wonder what type of blood god had.

It begs the question. 

What come first?  ( Beliving in god )  orrrrrr  ( joining a religious group ) 

I've a feeling Trade that I would pick the wrong one. 

It would take me 10 maybe 15 atempts with half a dozen of these being " non book writing gods " . 

I suspect that, if I was to ask all the religious people on this site.  Are you in the correct religious group. I'm thinking 96% would say yes. ( 100% would )  but 96%. 

This fact is incredible.  ( this needs to be utilized ) 

Theists are BRILLIANT religious group pickers .

You guys need to teach the atheists this ummmmm, ' skill. '

 

 

 

I read three lines 

Thanks. 

Thank you. 

Why the big lecture WES. 

It's straight up common sense Wednesday.  

We alllllllllll know boys don't go to heaven if they kiss boys. 

Dah. 

 Welcome to the religious form post games. WesB. 

Grab ya jersey on ya go. 

Tip :  tune the posts down a little.   Orrrrrrr you can quote the bible. 

Thang.

Correct. The thinly suppressed anger bit. 

Hey Don't tell know one this , but I've a 4 skin. Anddddd allllllll the God's especially  back in the " OT time " all gods wanted this circums ,,, I can't spell it but you know what I mean. 

I'm going to get allllllll the way to heaven. Or question inspection #298 

And the trap door will be instantly opened. 

You can't be walking around in heaven with skin covering ya knob can ya ? 

Common frigging sense.  

Keep this between you and I Big fella.  

Good game. 

Good game. 

I've never sock puppeted.

Probably.  

It's not really God your dealing with being a jew is it ?  But that's another post. 

( for 100 gold entry into heaven points I might. ) 

If alllll my neighbors did it I probably would.  

One would think that, before one kills one for being a homosexual. 

You need to look at their penisus ,  for if they've a foreskin they are doomed to hell anyways.

Becccauseeee.

I mean. 

Well It's only common sense that Ya can't enter heaven with a forskin. 

Why it's  as common  sensesensesense  as,  Ya can't  go to heaven after eating that  much LIFE TIME bacon. 

Becccauseeee.

( first stage )  When Ya die , you meet a bloke with a list. 

He asks you a longggggggggggg list of questions to see if you can go to heaven or not.

#298.  Genital inspection. 

And

# 412.  Life time bacon consumption weight in kg. 

Hang on 

Imagine getting  the gang together to go out murdering homosexual. 

Imagine alerting the gang to the fact that you know where a homosexual couple live. 

Then next week coming up with three more location where homosexuals live. 

That's easy to imagine. 

Try imagine this.

Imagine having to teach yourself to belive that the OT doesn't  count. 

Ouch. 

I've gone to far hey ? 

Good day.

Because Jesus fucklng loves cashhhhhhh. 

Actually I'm the cause for the me v you mentality.  

But still. 

Submit to a elder.     

This in itself is again " Brilliant " .  ( for causing all kinds of mehyem ) 

Going on the fact #216 of ( Running a small business like your church )  .     You want old people in your church FULL STOP

Anddddd.  

The elders are good great people so shhhhhhhhhhh factor. 

Submit to a elder you say? 

That sounds like a half arsed " respect ya elders "  

I feel Moe Moe that if the was a big row of otherdoxies

And silly atheistical me, I'd get pushed in front of the bus. 

It's pure fire for the "  me v you mentality "  that YOUR religious group sparked.

No I mean. 

SUBMIT  TO  A  ELDER ?

Submit? 

Like just straight out submit ?  

Yeah I don't like it.  

THE MILKS SOUR.  And if the MILKS SOUR, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.  

Imagine this Moe Moe. 

The elder says one or two things out of the dozens and you do not agree with it ?

 

Fathom it. 

Arrrrrr,  Scripture.  

Tis brilliant. 

I've never meet a bloke who's ( not very good at translating scripture. ) 

Ain't no such thing as a,  ( " average " scripture decipher ra.  ) 

The second time you read the bible it becomes bloody obvious that God did it and left it behind for you. 

You have a certain querky way you do the scripts scripts and you are SPOT ON. 

A QUESTION FOR ALL. 

Who believes they are not in the ☆°▪•○▪°☆•     TOP 1000.   . •°⊙▪☆○•°☆▪ ¿¿¿?

 Of Scripture translating  ?

There has to be close to 3 billion theists in the 1000. 

Ya reckon ? 

 

Soooooooo the bible can't cause nothing. 

But ummmm ,  it's ultimately you. 

As the saying goes.  WHO COULD POSSIBLY GUESS WHAT IT IS THAT THEY MIGHT MAKE THEIR GOD TELL THEM NEXT ? 

Good game. 

Good game.  

If you can't  prove nor disprove something.  You wouldn't  ( I think ) make it the most important thing in ya life.  

You wouldn't just pick one and obey and follow every single thing it asks of you for the rest of ya life. 

Doing this on the back of something you can never possibly prove seem a bit, I don't know, Over the top.   

 

I highly doubt this universe would be here without me. 

It.

It , couldn't of been hear before me. 

This is a perc of being a atheist. 

Orrrr because I'm not smart enough  to grasp the TOE. 

It's a case of. 

What might you make your god tell you next ?

One must take into consideration that there are approximately. 

Well to have it a guess, I'd say there is close to 3billion theists,  Muslims and all , 3 billion theists are currently in the  ▪°•¤▪°•¤ TOP 1000 ¤•°▪¤•°▪ that has ever been and ever is , at SCRIPTURE TRANSLATING. 

Why there has got to be over a billion bible believers currently in the TOP 100. 

SCRIPTURE.   It's. 

It's  Fucklng brilliant FULL STOP  

 

You wouldn't have a god speak anything but. 

Sooooooo. 

The bible does con/ tra/ dick itself. 

Buttttttttt. 

The bible does not. 

Let us now take 8 seconds and have a fathom of the mind. 

The mind of the bloke. Whom was at a bible writing meeting one day , and he goes. 

He goes.

' hey what we should do is write this bitch in like a ummmmmm " A CODE " if you will.   Neither hear nor there. 

That's brilliant. 

THEM HOLY BOOKS you theists have are truly Awesome.  

From Abe to L Ron . And before Abraham.  GOD'S SPEAK SCRIPTURE.   

Very well played.

Good game. 

Good game.

The mystery of thanksgiving. 

Nice post man.  I grasped it.  

OK so thats nine wives + 32 offspring.

Now If each wife had seven sacks right?  and each of them sacks had seven sacks. 

So that's ,  9 × 7cats. 

Then Divide that  by the 32 sibs.

Look I don't know. 

PASS.