Greyparrot

Yesterday, as I'm sure you heard, Kamala Harris announced her running mate for president, and the media got their talking points. Like the Operation Mockingbird assets that they are, they mindlessly repeated them...... "Kamala Harris picked Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate. What does Walz bring to this? He's described as cuddly. I think she went for maybe a little more of a cuddly choice. Tell us more about the texture of the man; he seems to almost have a twinkle in his eye. Tim Walz is the opposite of weird. He sounds like a football coach, a hunter you could visit with at the hardware store. If you had "weird" and "anti-weird" in the dictionary, you'd have Tim Walz's picture there. I bet he knows how to make a good hot dish casserole. It's his authenticity, an authentic communicator. The word joy comes up a lot. He's joyful, he seems happy. Oh, he's happy, alright—happy to push the most leftist agenda that the Marxist Democrats could possibly imagine, including giving driver's licenses to illegal aliens.

A packed room at the St. Paul Armory erupted after the governor's signature made driver's licenses for all the law of the land. Driver's licenses for all, huh? Well, while they're at it, they'll probably just end up mailing them some ballots for the election too. I mean, what's next? Is he going to change the Minnesota state flag because it's too offensive to the non-white residents? Oh, wait, what's this? Governor Tim Walz introduces a new Minnesota state flag. Wait a minute, he says the old one is too uncomfortable. Here's the new flag: a white and blue flag with a star on it. That does look familiar. Maybe it's better for Ilhan Omar and her fellow Somali residents in the state because this new Minnesota state flag is very similar to the Somali flag. Something I'll never get tired of saying: Congresswoman Omar, wonderful. When I'm having a tough day or I'm out on mile five of my run and feeling down, I think, Ilhan Omar is a congresswoman, and it just brightens you up. So thank you. Anyone who likes Ilhan Omar obviously hates America, and that includes this creep and his wife. Here she is talking about the 2020 riots for George Floyd and how fantastic they smelled.

"I would say those first days, you know, when there were riots, I could smell the burning tires, and that was a very real thing. I kept the windows open for as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."

She enjoyed smelling her city burning to the ground. Governor Walz is also very proud of legislation he signed into law last year mandating that all Minnesota public schools, grades 4 through 12, have tampons in the bathrooms—but not for the girls, for the boys. So you know what this means, right? Tim Walz has a new nickname: Tampon Tim. The meme makers were quick to get to work with this one and this one.

Since all the world is a stage and politics is one gigantic reality show, the Democrats staged this cringeworthy phone call between Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, informing him that he was the pick.

"Hi, this is Tim."

"It's Kamala Harris. Good morning, Governor."

"Good morning, Madam Vice President."

"Listen, I want you to do this with me. Let's do this together. Would you be my running mate and let's get this thing on the road?"

"I would be honored, Madam Vice President. The joy that you're bringing back to the country, the enthusiasm that's out there."

Look at him, just a normal Midwestern guy wearing a t-shirt and his hunter's cap, who’s putting tampons in boys' bathrooms. Then he joined Kamala on stage in Philadelphia, and he is quite talented at reading the teleprompter—you’ve got to give him that.

"When it was Republicans who were talking about freedom, it turns out now what they meant was the government should be free to invade your doctor's office."

He's talking about abortions, of course. "In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make, even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves. There’s a golden rule: mind your own damn business."

That's interesting because in 2020, during the COVID pandemic, he created a hotline for people to call and snitch on their neighbors and businesses that were violating the stay-at-home orders. So the decision in November is quite clear: it's cackling Kamala and Tampon Tim or Donald Trump and JD Vance. This is a guy who's proposed shipping more manufacturing jobs to China, who wants to make the American people more reliant on garbage energy instead of good American energy, and who has proposed defunding the police just as Kamala Harris does. They make an interesting tag team because Tim Walz allowed rioters to burn down Minneapolis in the summer of 2020, and then the few who got caught, Kamala Harris helped bail them out of jail. It says a lot about Kamala Harris that she doesn't care about the border, she doesn't care about crime, she doesn't care about American energy, and most importantly, she doesn't care about the Americans who have been made to suffer under those policies. We’re now just 90 days from the election, so buckle up because things are going to start accelerating and getting more intense and strange. There’s going to be more disinformation because there’s nothing the Democrats and Marxists won’t do to try to stop Donald Trump and JD Vance from winning.

Kamala sat on a cloud of dreams,

Floating high above candy streams.

With a grin she said, “I’m ready to be,

Something new and wild, unburdened and free!”

She tried being a kite, soaring through the sky,

But tangled in branches, she gave a sigh.

Next, she became a dolphin in the sea,

Splashing around, as happy as can be.

Then a giggling breeze that tickled the trees,

Whispering secrets to flowers and bees.

“Oh, the things I could be,” she said with a laugh,

A juggler, a wizard, or maybe a giraffe!

Yet through all the changes, she gleefully found,

That the best thing to be is truly unbound.

With a wink and a twirl, she waved to her elite friends.

Crowned as queen, unburdened by what has been.

The White House rarely allows President Biden to sit down for interviews, and Wednesday’s chat with CNN’s Erin Burnett shows why.

In a brief 17 minutes, Biden told 15 lies — nearly a lie a minute.

From whoppers about the economy to prevarications on Israel, Biden spun a fantasyland of a presidency that voters know is false.

Here’s the rundown:

Biden’s favorite falsehood, told over and over and over again no matter how many fact-checks call him out.

He took office at the tail end of a pandemic that blew a hole in the economy, when lockdown policies wholeheartedly endorsed by Democrats took people out of the office and onto COVID stimulus checks.

He “created” nothing — after the introduction of the vaccine, people returned to the workforce.

If anything, Biden’s policies slowed the recovery — it took until July 2022 for the US economy to regain all the jobs lost due to the pandemic.

Trump didn’t “lose” jobs through any policy; he was president during a global pandemic.

And statewide liberals were thrilled to put people on government checks and lead the charge on economic shutdowns and lockdowns during COVID.

They cannot argue that the job market would have been any different in 2020 under a Democrat.

There’s no basis for this, as Trump has said he “will never do anything that will hurt or jeopardize Social Security or Medicare.”

Further, Trump pursued the exact same executive orders to lower prescription drug prices as did Biden.

Factcheck.org notes, “The top 0.1% of earners, with more than $4.4 million in expanded cash income, pay an average rate of 25.1% in federal income and payroll taxes.” Period. This has been debunked enough times for Biden to know better.

Burnett quoted some tough figures on the economy, noting that the cost of buying a home had doubled, and “Real income when you account for inflation is actually down since you took office.”

Biden’s response?

Denial. And worse, no plan for the future.

Trump leads Biden in all seven swing states, according to an Emerson College poll released Tuesday.

Every survey that says people are upset about the economy?

Every poll that puts Biden’s approval rating at historic lows?

All of them, from dozens of different sources, are wrong? 

Hundreds of diverse polls are all wrong and only Biden is right? C'mon man. There's no possible way Biden believes that.

Labor costs increased 4.2% between 2023 and 2024. They increased 5.1% from 2021 to 2022.

The costs of everything, from supplies to shipping, rent and taxes, have gone up.

Why?

Because of the huge amount of government money injected into the system, inflating demand, minimum-wage increases by California and other states artificially driving prices up, and pent-up demand by consumers. How is Biden going to “deal with it”?  Tell companies they can’t raise prices to avoid losing money? California knows the end of that policy....massive amounts of business closures in areas mostly affecting the working poor.

This is the whopping lie of the night. Biden continues to pretend that the US was in terrible shape when he took office, when it was already on the rebound — thanks to Trump’s Warp Speed project that vaccinated people quickly against COVID. Inflation was recorded at a measly 1.4% in January 2021.

Then Biden went on a first-year drunken-sailor spending spree, and inflation predictably skyrocketed. The 9% month-over-month inflation happened in Biden's 2nd year, June of 2022.

They have the money to spend? According to Bankrate, 76% of adults making less than $50,000 a year are living from paycheck to paycheck, an increase from 71% the year before that. Biden needed only watch the nightly news to see people cutting back on groceries, gas — even trips to McDonald’s — because their spending power has decreased. Blaming anger on this lie just alienates all sides.

It’s libel to suggest that Israel is deliberating targeting population centers. Hamas embeds itself among the civilian population, creating bases inside hospitals and digging tunnels under residential apartments. Israel has been warning the people of Rafah for more than a week to move to a safe zone outside the city.

They do not “go after” population centers, they work hard to minimize deaths while stopping the terrorists who kidnapped, raped and murdered Israeli civilians.

But defeating Hamas is integral to Israel’s security. How does Biden suggest Israel win the war if it leaves the last stronghold of the terrorist group untouched?

 America loses big if Israel loses, but Biden is willing to make that sacrifice....for Biden....

Biden brought this up, saying he warned Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu not to “make the mistakes” we made in Afghanistan and Iraq. Except Biden voted in favor of invading Iraq. So Biden may regret that decision today, but it made sense to him back them.

Someone had better tell all the celebrities and elites in the Democratic Party who claim they are going to move if Trump is re-elected, or say they “don’t know their country anymore,” or who burn American flags as they rally for Hamas. Biden’s double standard chiding of Trump with this line would carry more weight if he said it to his own voters, who rarely have anything good to say about America now, or any time in history- regardless who is president.

Maybe we can’t say this is absolutely a lie, but it sure sounds like one of those statements for which the press loves to go after Trump.

Are other world leaders really pulling Biden aside after his nap and saying “Your democracy is at stake” if he loses? Give us a break.

LIE 15: “Then [Trump] is going to put in a 10% tax that’s going to increase average Americans’ cost $1,500 a year.”

Trump has proposed no such tax. Perhaps Biden means Trump’s plan for a 10% tariff on imported goods, which may or may not cost Americans more money.

You know who else is considering imposing tariffs? Biden. Just this week, under the headline “Biden Looks to Thwart Surge of Chinese Imports,” the New York Times notes that China is using unfair business practices and Biden wants to counter it. Tariffs are on the table.

Thoughts?

NEW YORK, NY — Along with the announcement of a program that will provide illegal immigrants with pre-loaded credit cards, New York City Mayor Eric Adams assured migrants that if they run out of money on their prepaid debit cards, they can just rob an American citizen in person.

The announcement came as a relief to the tens of thousands of migrants who were concerned about what may happen if and when they burned through their taxpayer-funded free money. They were promptly promised by Mayor Adams that they could personally rob or burglarize Americans to replenish their funds at their convenience.

"I don't want the migrants to worry," Mayor Adams said at a press conference. "These prepaid debit cards are not just a one-time payout. Once they spend all of the money loaded on their cards, they can simply resort to assaulting and holding up innocent Americans to get whatever money they need. We're cutting out the government red-tape and passing the opportunity to rob Americans of their hard-earned money directly onto you!"

One migrant reached for comment expressed tremendous gratitude. "Gracias, Senior Adams," said Miguel Rodriguez. "I was wondering how I would be able to pay my living expenses when my card loaded with money from Americans runs out, but now I know I can just find the nearest American and take their money myself! Thank you, Joe Biden!"

Mayor Adams's office declined to comment when asked if giving migrants the green light to rob Americans in person might add to the city's already significant spike in crime.

At publishing time, New York's illegal gun dealers announced they would now proudly accept prepaid debit card payments.