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Mharman

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two more games and I can add the next batch of games to my archives

311) 13 Reasons Why Mafia (Mod: iLikePie5)
312) MCU Villains Mafia (Mod: Speedrace)
313) Poker Mafia (Mod: Bullish)
314) Stormlight Archives Mafia (Mod: Lunatic)
315) Bastard States Mafia (Mod: warren42)
316) Naruto Mafia (Mod: SupaDudz)
317) Civil War Generals Mafia (Mod: iLIkePie5)
318) Satire Mafia (Mod: Mharman)


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BAMF Mafia - Sign-ups
This is game #319 in Debate website mafia history.
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@SirAnonymous
No. It was just temptation to see if you would actually use it.
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@SirAnonymous
By asking to be replaced out in a PM
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@SirAnonymous
He didn't. He just left town.
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@ILikePie5
@oromagi
@WaterPhoenix
@SirAnonymous
@Crocodile
ewrfverwgfv
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@Vader
@Bullish
@Speedrace
@skittlez09
@Intelligence_06
oewrjvn42eoigvr
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EVERYONE EXCEPT CROCODILE WINS!

So basically I made a game with no scum, and only those who lived at the end or quit the game would be in the winners circle. The idea was like the real Salem Witch Trials, there were no witches and anyone who saw that and stopped the witch hunt or left town altogether was a winner.

But then I screwed up the setup in what would very likely be my only chance to execute a game like this.

I was under the impression visitors notified someone, and it was one of the most useless town roles I could find at the time. But I did not know visitors did not notify the guy they visited. So when Supa claimed Skittlez visited him, it caused a crapstorm. And it's my fault. So as the organizer of the game, I hereby disband the town, forcing everyone to leave town and win the game.

Because the object of the game was to stop the witch hunt, and I made a screw up that only led to the witch hunt being driven along further, I decided to end the game and give everyone except Crocodile the win.

Crocodile doesn't get the win because my screw up didn't affect his death, as visitor hadn't been used until the night phase. Pie only gets the win because he left the game in a PM. Everyone else wins as well.

Here are the PMs:

Oromagi - You are role madness. Boo. Town vanilla.

Bullish - You are the voyeur. No, not the role. Your character is voyeur. Your role is vanilla. Town.

Intelligence - You are OMGUS. Let's give your stupidity more power, shall we? You are a double voter. Win with town.

Skittlez - You are Uselessness itself. You are a visitor. Every night, you visit someone. They get notified. Town. NOTE: This was the PM that screwed me over.

SirAnon - You are Futility. You are a JOAT, but they're all negative utility. 1x suicidal maniac, 1x hated, 1x random result cop. Town.

Crocodile - You are tvellalot. You know, the guy who once wrote a mafia tutorial. You are a town bus driver.

Supa - You are hidden twists. Nope nothing to see here. You are town vanilla because nothing to see here.

Speed - You are Mharman. You once idiotically modkilled an entire game. So the role that fits you is... 1x Vigilante because let's face it: you got it wrong.

Pie -  You are paranoia. You are a PGO. If someone visits you, well... "so anyways, I started blasting." You win with town.




On to Drafterman's game that will obviously be better than this.


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@Bullish
@Speedrace
ENDGAME UP SOON
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@Vader
@oromagi
@SirAnonymous
@skittlez09
@Intelligence_06
ENDGAME UP SOON
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*facepalms*

I'm an idiot.

ENDGAME WILL UP SOON.
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@SirAnonymous
Yeah it happens
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@SirAnonymous
lol
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Y'all just ever unsubscribe from your own thread to reduce notifications?
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Yay. I added a tag
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@Intelligence_06
thanks
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@Intelligence_06
oh cool
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also, I misnamed the thread title. wow
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NOTE: WASSUP F***ERS is a meme, not an insult.
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@Bullish
@Speedrace
@Intelligence_06
F***ERS
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@Vader
@oromagi
@SirAnonymous
@skittlez09
WASSUP
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Crocodile  - You are tvellalot. You know, the guy who once wrote a mafia tutorial. You are a town bus driver.

iLikePie - You are paranoia itself. You are a PGO. If someone visits you, well... "so anyways, I started blasting." You win with town.

1. SupaDudz
2. Skittlez
3. SirAnon
4. Oromagi
5. Intelligence
6. Speedrace
7. Bullish

With 7 left, it takes 4 votes to lynch. The DP ends in Sunday morning at 9:00 Eastern time.

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Then there's Drafterman, Danielle, and Sadolite, who are just legends at this point.
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@Crocodile
A year is nice, but veterans are more like 3 years into the community, and that means you would've had joined DDO in about 2017.
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I am now the lowest rated active debater on this site!
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@seldiora
Oooh, self burn! Those are rare.
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Need a replacement for Pie. Also, next DP starts Friday Morning.
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Mafia Mod Sign-Up List
Current Mafia
Mharman - Satire Mafia - NP1

Signups
drafterman - BAMF Mafia

In the Hopper
Crocodile - Jojo Mafia
Speedrace - Arrowverse
Bullish
RM- Pirates of the carribean
Lunatic
SupaDudz - Danny Phantom, Avatar The Last Airbender, My Hero Academia
Bear- Bad Mod 
ILikePie5 - The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
Mharman - Vote: Terraria or Transformers G1

On Hold

zaradi, Virtuoso, danielle, PressF4Respect

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Official Vote Count (By Mhormone)
AustralianCuddleBear AKA Crocodile (6/5) - Bull- not gonna make that joke, Intelegense, Can't think of anything: literally just Oromagi, SupaLose, HighOnSpeed

Crocodile was lynched! He was innocent! Submit night actions!

The DP is over. Stop posting.
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It is done.

The DP ends tomorrow at 11:00 am.
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@oromagi
@SirAnonymous
@skittlez09
@Crocodile
Do you want the DP to be shorter?
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@Vader
@Bullish
@ILikePie5
@Speedrace
@Intelligence_06
How much interest is there in cutting a day off the DP to make it end tomorrow morning?
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@drafterman
Actually I caught up on my college assignments. So I'll declare my self /in.


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Official Vote Count (By Mhormone)
Intelegense (1/5) - SupaLose

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/out

momy says no swering

On a serious note, I should stop playing mafia and start dedicating more time to college once my game ends.
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WHERE'S MY BAGEL MOM

I WISH I HAD A BAGEL
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Official Vote Count (By Mhormone)
Intelegense (2/5) -  Bull- not gonna make that joke, SupaLose
Bull- not gonna make that joke (1/5) - Skittlez69


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@Speedrace
I clicked "Forward" so ha
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@BearMan
lol
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@Vader
On a serious note, no lynch inactive DPs hurt the game of mafia in general
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@Intelligence_06
Friday.
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CONGRATZ, YOU MADE IT TO THE NEXT PAGE
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CLICK '7' TO SEE NEXT PAGE
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@ILikePie5
Just do what I do. Procrastinate and then freak out when you have two tests and three essays to do in one night.

.............

Don't actually do this.
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I wish for a bagel
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Insert Satirical Joke
- Supa Dudz
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@Vader
insert laugh track
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Mafia Mod Sign-Up List
Current Mafia
Mharman - Satire Mafia

Signups
None

In the Hopper
Crocodile - Jojo Mafia
Speedrace - Arrowverse
Bullish
RM- Pirates of the carribean
Lunatic
SupaDudz - Danny Phantom, Avatar The Last Airbender, My Hero Academia
Bear- Bad Mod 
ILikePie5 - The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
Mharman - Vote: Terraria or Transformers G1

On Hold

zaradi, Virtuoso, drafterman, danielle, PressF4Respect

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Official Vote Count (By Mhormone)
Intelegense (2/5) - Skittlez69, Bull- not gonna make that joke, SupaLose
SupaLose (2/5) - Intelegense
Bull- not gonna make that joke (1/5) - Skittlez69


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6:00 am DART is great
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