Mharman

I’ve been playing two games... Pokemon Shield (currently prepping for an official online tournament) and Terraria (ranger playthrough).

Cool idea. I’ve always loved sites like the Babylon Bee and The Onion.

To be clear, I do understand there is a point when it becomes spam, but I haven’t seen any banned users making alts and spamming with them; they typically just a couple threads. I would say ban the users, don’t delete the threads, but announce in the thread that the OP is an alt.

So we can’t even see the nature of the alt account’s offenses? I think it’s it is a valid idea for the public to know exactly what banned users were doing with their alts.

I’ll admit I fell behind on this. However, coronavirus gives me time to catch up... so this edition will be about how teams finished their season before it got cancelled.

Taken from the YouTube channel “Urinating Tree”, lolcow is a term for a hilariously bad sports team, or sometimes an individual. While regular cows produce milk, a lolcow produces laughs.

Five losses to end the season, including losses to the Knicks and Kings.

They were the first NBA team eliminated from postseason contention... after being Western Conference Champions last year.

One year after being national runner-ups, they were eliminated from March Madness contention after losing in the ACC tournament to a mediocre team.

As much as I wanted them to beat the Wildcats (because Josh Johnson is cancer), they didn’t. They lost and became the team with the worst record.

The season has barely started, but they were showing early signs of lolcowdom in their first season ever.

At least the Warriors has some wins during their last week. The Vipers made their loss close. Most of the Pistons’ losses were not. Notre Dame has a decent amount of wins in their record. Nashville is a new team.

For those reasons, I say: Congratulations, Pistons! You are the second Lolcow of the Week! 🎉 😂 🐄

Join me next week as I focus on anything not a regular season that is going on... so expect to see a lot of NFL Free Agency Lolcows. I’m looking at you, Rams.

LOL RAMS

But only next year, because of coronavirus. :(

Final Record: 14-6

Current Record: 12-4

Results:

Roughnecks def. Dragons

Guardians def. Renegades

Defenders def. BattleHawks

Wildcats def. Vipers

I’ll pass.

I’d like to know why my spiritual beliefs are delusion. After all, they’re not linked to any mental disorder, and there are good arguments for creationism out there, and creationism is a belief that is very widespread and popular. But that’s not the biggest issue with your argument that my beliefs are delusion because they allegedly don’t align with reality. Thing about spiritual beliefs and opinions is that they’re subjective, like any other opinion. I’d like to then ask how a subjective statement can be called wrong.

Da bop pow

Dragons @ Roughnecks

Right now they’re tied at 0-0, but I think the Roughnecks stay undefeated. Dragons will give them a game.

Guardians @ Renegades

Guardians have the better quarterback situation, but they’re weaker everywhere else. Landry Jones’s backup has a chance to show off what he can do here. I have the Renegades.

BattleHawks @ Defenders

Like I said last week, I was wrong about the Defenders. They do not have a quality win and do not have a quality loss. The BattleHawks get better every week and are at the top of the East. I have the BattleHawks in a blowout.

Vipers @ Wildcats

Last week the Vipers capitalized off of Cardale Jones imploding. Josh Johnson, however, is better at quarterbacking this year than Cardale Jones. However, the Vipers have been playing with a lot of vigor lately. I’ll give the nod to the Wildcats because of home field advantage.

Taken from the YouTube channel “UrinatingTree”, a lolcow is a word for a hilariously bad sports team or individual.

Golden State Warriors (13-48)

The Warriors lost to two crappy teams and one good team last week, and beat the second-worst team in the league. They were Western Conference champions last year, now look how far they’ve fallen. It’s almost as if building a super team by trading for players you can barely afford doesn’t work out in the long run.

Kennesaw State Men’s Basketball (1-28)

20 consecutive losses. What else can I say? It’s pretty hard to accomplish.

Hofstra Women’s Basketball (3-25)

Almost 20. They’re at 19.

Detroit Red Wings (15-52)

Not only did they lose all of their games this week to bad teams, they are also the worst team in the league. And they’re the first team of the season to be eliminated from playoff contention. Excuse me while I go celebrate with SupaDudz.

DC Defenders (2-2)

They started off good... against crappy teams. Then they fall... against crappy teams. That’s what happens when Cardale Jones implodes to Nathan Peterman levels of ineptitude.

The Warriors at least got one win this week. The Defenders are still not under .500 (yet). Hofstra is one loss short of their ineptitude. The only team I saw as a challenge to them were the Red Wings, and even then, I just can’t ignore a 20 game losing streak. So congratulations, Kennesaw State! You are the very first Lolcow of the Week! 🎉 😂 🐄 

Finally. But it certainly won’t be easy from here. The other teams are improving their quarterback play (except for the Renegades - oof Landry Jones); Cardale Jones imploding was a huge contributor to the Vipers’ win.

Looking back, I was wrong about the Defenders. Their wins are against the Dragons and Guardians (two crappy teams), and their loss is to the Wildcats, another not-so-good team. They’re losing to the Vipers right now for Pete’s sake. They are making a strong case for lolcow of the week.

Current record: 11-3

For the third time, I am late making this thread. 

I predicted the Wildcats to beat the Guardians. I was wrong.

I predicted the BattleHawks to beat the Dragons. I was correct.

Onto tomorrow’s games.

Roughnecks @ Renegades

The XFL’s biggest rivalry (The Texas Throwdown) is debuting tomorrow. The Renegades are a decent team, but the Roughnecks are too. The Renegades one loss was a close defensive game against the BattleHawks. The Roughnecks are undefeated, but they showed signs of weakness against the Vipers. The game will be contested, but I think PJ Walker will lead his team to victory.

Defenders @ Vipers

Last week, the Defenders got shellacked by the Wildcats in a game I consider to be an upset after watching the Guardians-Wildcats game. The Vipers themselves nearly upset the Roughnecks. As cool as it would be to see the underdog Vipers finally pull off the upset, I just don’t see it happening. I just doubt the Defenders will make the same mistake of underestimating their opponent like they did against the Wildcats. I also doubt the Vipers will be mentally ready for the game after the way last week’s upset bid ended. I think the Defenders will won by a comfortable margin.

Why would you roast yourself for no reason like that?

Quick question: Do you actually believe in a superior or inferior race?

Offensive? Am I a bigot now for calling you out on your “I-can-never-be-wrong” attitude?

Your claim of Christians being deluded is not a fact. Your opinions are not objective. They are subjective. You are not in authority over reality itself. And how can I be lying, when I am merely stating my opinion? What makes my opinions delusion and makes yours objective fact?

I’d also like to see what you consider “evidence”. Misusing the dictionary isn’t it. “Delusional” is a word that refers to a mental disorder. Even if we were wrong about our faith, being wrong would not mean being delusional.

Interesting. You believe a deity is so impossible that anyone who disagrees you is deluded. You believe that you can never be wrong on religion, which comes from narcissism.

It’s tedious, but it must be done. There’s no way a group of level 55s can stand a chance against a Lv 66 Garchomp

Haven’t touched the game in a while. I’m at the league, I just plan on grinding all my Pokémon to Lv 60

This is some darn good advertising.

Interesting joke. However, I don’t see you explaining just how “deluded” Christians are. You seem to be saying that a Christian is deluded enough to see religious symbols in every little obscure picture. However, this is not really delusion. Certain images will remind people of other things. This happens all the time with the human brain. For example, Evan an atheist can see a cloud shaped like a piece of toast.

That is your opinion. I have my own beliefs as far as religion goes. Why are you entitled to your opinion, but a priest can’t be entitled to his?

Also, BattleHawks win. Yay.

I’ve heard of upsets, but the way the Wildcats are destroying the Defenders is ridiculous.

Interesting. However, Bloomberg probably doesn’t have much of a chance to win the nomination. Being capitalist a rich old white male, he will be a turn-off for many progressives in the Democratic Party. He’s been hit with a lot of controversies lately, and he wasn’t even on the ballot in Nevada.

You would’ve been ticked if you saw the way the Vipers lost. The fans did not deserve to have Cornelius throw that pick at the end.

Renegades def Dragons, 24-12

Roughnecks def Vipers btw

Thoughts?

And Cornelius threw a game ending pick 

Big win for the Roughnecks? Mark that off the list. Roughnecks lead in a close one, 34-27 in the fourth quarter.

Corn and cheese casserole. Not my favorite either.

As cheesy as that was, I enjoyed that joke.

Dang.

Roughnecks @ Vipers

The Roughnecks have found themselves a great quarterback. They boast a solid offense and a solid defense. The Vipers have been embarrassed on both sides of the ball (by the Guardians in Week 1? Really?). To be fair, they did improve in Week 2, but this is the Roughnecks we’re talking about. I predict a big win for the Roughnecks.

Renegades @ Dragons

Bob Stoops’s team is not quite living up to the hype.  That being said, the Dragons right now are living mediocrity. Renegades come out with the win in a close one.

Guardians @ BattleHawks

Another crappy team represents New York/New Jersey. In Week 1 they smacked down the Vipers, but were completely exposed as fool’s gold once the Defenders smacked them silly in Week 2. I’ve been pessimistic about the BattleHawks for the first two Weeks, but not this week. All they have to do is limit Ta’amu’s interceptions (which should be easy against the Guardians), and they will win easily. BattleHawks win.

Defenders @ Wildcats

The Defenders are good. The Wildcats had a chance to be good, but flushed it down the toilet when they fired their defensive coordinator after 1 game against a quality offense. Management, amirite? Expect a Defenders win.

Next thread: XFL Week 3 Discussion + Predictions

Current Record: 7-1.

The Renegades defeated the Wildcats; I was correct.

The Roughnecks defeated the BattleHawks; I was sadly correct. Still, seeing that game gives me optimism for the season.

Ouch. Why do you cheer for the Vipers, considering they are so far away in proximity?

I can’t help but feel a hint of sarcasm... you are never really clear about your beliefs at times.

So, if a person dislikes rampant sexuality is our society, they’re an incel?

Ok, but what about “husbands, honor your wives?” It goes both ways, bucko.

Sexual promiscuity on either side is not ok.

I highly doubt birth control makes you less intelligent, as the OP suggests.