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@RationalMadman
Nah
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@WyIted
look up to post 145
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@RationalMadman
@Barney
@Best.Korea
@AustinL0926
@JoeBob
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@Greyparrot
SPECIAL EVENT #2

Oh no! A group of militant pacifists has rolled into town! They kinda hate the whole "lynching people in the day" and "killing people in the night" thing going on here.

In the name of pacifism, they have decided to beat the fuckin shit outta everyone in town, and take away any potential murder weapons. As a result, no killing will occur NP1! Additionally, they smashed the guillotine to pieces. There will be no lynch today!

We are now in twilight.

Mayor Greyparrot, a 2A advocate so staunch he scares the NRA, and lover of public executions, has decided to pass an ordinance: This town shall be committed to rebuilding the guillotine, and manufacturing new guns. However, he needs suggestions on how to get the job done in a way that:

-Rebuilds the 50 ft. tall guillotine quickly
-Gets a gun to every man, woman, and child ASAP
-Draws little attention to the rebuilding and rearmament (we don't want those militant pacifists coming back to use our stolen guns against us, do we?)

The "best" suggestion will be given a bulletproof vest. (After all, what if those militant pacifists come back? Surely they'd want to peacefully eliminate the man with the plan!)

As with the previous event, DM me your solutions and I'll send them over to Greyparrot, with your identity concealed.

I'm giving a small time extension for this. You have until 10:00 am (EST) to get these in.

A special thanks to Greyparrot for letting me forcefully volunteer him to do this!

DP1 will conclude after Special Event #2 has ended.
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Vote Count
RM (2/4) - BestKorea, JoeBob
Wylted (1/4) - Wylted
JoeBob (1/4) - RM
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Wylted (2/4) - Wylted, Barney
RM (2/4) - BestKorea, JoeBob
JoeBob (1/4) - RM


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Wylted (3/4) - Wylted, Barney, RM
RM (2/4) - BestKorea, Joebob
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RM (2/4) - BestKorea, Joebob
Wylted (2/4) - Wylted, Barney
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The second of two events today will happen at 9:00 tonight! (EST, so in about 1hr 45 min)
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RM (2/4) - BestKorea, Joebob
Wylted (1/4) - Wylted
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RM (2/4) - BestKorea, Joebob
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@ILikePie5
The results are in...

Barney has been given a bulletproof vest. He won with the recipe of "Sweet Potato Cheesecake."

BestKorea has been given a hot potato. He got last with the recipe of "Salted Baked Potatoes with Cheese."

Thanks for judging, Pie!


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RM (3/4) - BestKorea, Joebob, Austin

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@JoeBob
no  
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Voting has resumed. Awaiting Pie's decision...
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Jake Paul should not be fighting Mike Tyson
Clout chasers gotta clout chase.
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@JoeBob
As soon as Pie announces them... I'll pass over all the contenders to Pie at 6, unless all the contenders are submitted before then. That would be "nice."
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ANNOUNCEMENT:

Whoever gives the best recipe will get a chance to obtain a bulletproof vestlater today,
Changing the reward to a guaranteed bulletproof vest, not a chance for one.
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In the meantime, y’all can discuss whatever you wanna do
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@WyIted
see above to post #62
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@RationalMadman
@Barney
@Best.Korea
@AustinL0926
@JoeBob
see above
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@ILikePie5
SPECIAL EVENT #1:

Before our players get lynches going, ILikePie5 is going to be blind judging a potato dish contest!

DM me your recipes, and I will send them to Pie with your identity concealed! Whoever gives the best recipe will get a chance to obtain a bulletproof vest later today, and whoever gives the worst will be given a hot potato!

Your dish could be anything, as long as the focus of your dish is potatoes (or things that can be made with potatoes).

All voting will be paused for the duration of this event. You have until 6:00 pm today (EST) to submit your recipe.
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@ILikePie5
RM will not be lynched, but I need you to judge the first event of the day. Thanks in advance!
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@ILikePie5
@JoeBob
He's not playing... but...

Hey Pie, can I get you to volunteer for something?
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Again, if someone gets voted out, the day phase will remain in twilight and not end until both events have concluded!

I’ve planned the first six events of the game (enough for 3 dps) already… I’ll plan more if needed.
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The first of two events today will happen at 3:00! (In 20 minutes)
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Current Vote Count
RM (3/4) - BestKorea, JoeBob, Austin

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@JoeBob
The special events (both of them) will be in twilight (twilight is the time between day and night)
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Current Vote Count
RM (2/4) - BestKorea, JoeBob


2 votes right outta the gate! But stay tuned folks… there will be a special event later this day phase!
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@RationalMadman
@Barney
@Best.Korea
@AustinL0926
@WyIted
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DP1 has begun!

1. Austin the NM (nerd master)
2. Burger.King
3. Barney the purple dinosaur
4. JoeBobBillyJoelJimButchEdBubbaJon
5. RatMan
6. Wylteds7thaccount

With 6 players alive, it takes 4 votes to lynch. The DP ends at 9:45 am, on Wednesday, April 3rd (American EST).
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role pms sent... game starting now
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sending out role pms
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Before 2
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I’m gonna be a little late, so sometime before 1pm now (EST)
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1. Austin
2. BestKorea
3. Barney the purple dinosaur
4. JoeBobBillyJoelJimButchEdBubbaJon
5. RationalMadman
6. Wylteds7thaccount

Game starts tomorrow, should be sometime before noon
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@Barney
@WyIted
The ban was an April Fools joke?

That was pretty good lol
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@RationalMadman
Entering myself in is a funny idea but I’ll pass
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1. Austin
2. BestKorea
3. Barney the purple dinosaur
4. JoeBobBillyJoelJimButchEdBubbaJon
5. RationalMadman
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@RationalMadman
this game is incredibly bastard, so I don’t recommend tryharding… but sure.
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3. Barney the purple dinosaur
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@JoeBob
Exactly what it sounds like. No need to tryhard this game.

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1. Austin
2. Lunatic
3. Barney the purple dinosaur
4. JoeBob
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2. Lunatic
3. Barney the purple dinosaur
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There is a secret way to earn all the medals in 2 days except for the King of the Hill one.
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@RationalMadman
I’m so glad people aren’t giving up on April Fools’- that would be such a letdown. I just love running around the site and trolling on this day.

Long live April Fools’ Day! May it never be deserted!
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Signups, day phases, and endgame will all be in this thread. Obviously a troll game. DPs will be 18 hours at most.

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Put your ASCII art here!
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A DART April Fools’ Poem
Twas the night before christmas on DART,
The forums were quiet, the users were smart.
They spent time with their families, the day was perfect
Wait
This is a Christmas poem from years ago
Shit
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