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@RM

oh yeah...

I wish you the best of luck. I’ll be sure to congratulate you on your win in 2020...

oh wait...

I can’t 

you blocked me 

im sorry I’ll stop disrespecting RM’s GENIUS now

You never saw Kawhi Leonard forfeit a game.

I will take that as you not having any

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How is that arbitrary? Forfeiting is bad conduct according to the objective standards of the CoC.

What bullying? What harassment? I need examples and their rationales.

Also GOATs don’t forfeit half of their debates

Nice

But you forgot blocking me for dubious reasons

@Rat

And yeah, that’s pretty much it. Thanks for asking! 

To to return the favor, what did you do since joining this site?

Wow. You accuse me of bullying and then come out with this. Way to not be a hypocrite.

@RM (seriously, it’s pointless to do this if you’re blocking me)

How long have have you been on here? 

Also, your attitude clearly isn’t GOAT worthy.

@RM

This is a thread designed to spread positivity and kindness and you want it shut down (and then proceed to insult Castin, the kindest person in the world, in the process)?

How rude!!!

Thank you 😊

@RM

@RM (since he blocked me for no reason)

I don’t think you can exactly call yourself a GOAT.

I agree 110%. This heartfelt message doesn’t deserve to get trumped by a FAKE APOLOGY

Why not tag you? Everyone should know of this!

Thank you guys very much 😇

My day is good as well! Thank you for asking!

What's wrong with your behavior? You are one of the better members of this site, why shouldn't I promote good behavior? :) 

This is a call-out thread which I created to spread and encourage positivity and kindness among the DARTizens. It is covered under Bish's "Good Samaritan" policy. 

Don't put yourself down by thinking that you are "boring". As Savi Sharma once said, "each of us has a story to tell". 😁

I would go deeper into it but I don't wanna spoil it for Wylted

It is... sort of... there was a dude named Macbeth who was king of Scotland at one point.

NO SPOILERS BRUH

also Thanos dies in Endgame

So, how was your day? :3

I think you are pretty nice.

Thank you my good sir

Bye :/

No problem :P

@RM

Search up "satire"

I wish you the best in life

#15 might come in handy as well

The current thread parodies this thread:

the same way this thread (maybe not the exact same way, but it's still a parody):

parodies this one:

The above comment might come in handy 

No problem!

There's a huge difference between simply mentioning something and actually posting it. Mentioning "the tube" (as you call it) is not illegal, nor is it against the DART rules and code of conduct. Posting or promoting such content is, but simply mentioning a site isn't. Another example of this would be rape. Advocating and/or promoting rape is illegal, but simply saying the word "rape" isn't. Under your flawed logic, saying "ISIS" should be illegal as well, since it is mentioning a terrorist organization. 

This isn't a callout thread either. A call-out thread is a thread that explicitly calls out another individual. I never explicitly called out anyone on this thread, I simply parodied another thread in the forums. 

Can you promote this really real goodbye speech just like you did with RM’s?

PWEETY PWEASE? :3

https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=PKeBHzFsoEU
To those who wronged me, fuck you. To those I wronged, fuck you too because you must have been a really big asshole to deserve such treatment.
The other voice in my head: Dude, it’s supposed to be a sombre departing speech where you apologize for past wrongdoings and they will give you 25+ likes in return wholeheartedly support you on your journey in life. At this rate, you’ll actually be gone from the site er- I mean reprimanded by the mods.
Me: Ok, FIIIIIIINE. I’ll actually make this one good. I want the Friend of the I MEAN I WANT TO LEAVE DEBATEART.ORG ON A POSITIVE NOTE OH YEAH OF COURSE I DO IT’S NOT LIKE I WOULD FAKE MY DEPARTURE FOR 33 LIKES, UNLIKE A CERTAIN *COUGH* RAT *COUGH**COUGH* NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES HERE
Anyways, where was I again? Oh yeah.
For those I didn't wrong but you still detest me, I couldn't care less. Like, I know that this looks copy-pasted from RM’s “departure”, but it’s not. Like, I actually don’t care about what you say to me, RationalMadman I MEAN OTHER PEOPLE WHO I SHALL NOT DISCLOSE.
For those who do not detest me, I want you to understand that my quitting of this website is to do with seeking a more private life. By private, I mean that I hate talking to other human beings and instead find solace in the comfort that RedTube brings to me. I am becoming an antisocial pornoholic at first glance, but a happier, more self-fulfilled person in the long run.
I also decided not to do the moon landing debate. This is not because I am a lazy procrastinator who goes on RedTube all day (AND I’M NOT), but because I found the TRUTH. You see, I moved to Antarctica years ago with my family because they were penguin hunters. Being raised in a family of penguin hunters, my brother and I were trained from a young age how to hunt penguins. On one fateful expedition that happened yesterday, my brother and I were hunting this golden penguin who was very elusive. My brother readied his net and charged at the penguin, but at the last second, the penguin pulled off a SIKE and broke my brother’s ankles. With his ankles broken, my brother hopelessly tumbled off the edge of the Earth. At that moment, I had an epiphany. I finally realized that RM was right all along and that he was in fact trying to save my brother. I will never forgive myself for this. I now understand that NASA was conspiring with the penguins to kill my brother by brainwashing the vast majority of the people on the flat Earth to believe that the Earth is round so that no one would believe my story. I am also now aware that the Moon is a hologram projected onto the sky by NASA + Illuminati to summon werewolves at night to silence all those who oppose them. Believe the Earth is round, that we landed on the moon, that everything is fine or that everything is not. Make your own mind up, but remember, disagree with NASA and you will end up as werewolf food.
I genuinely am sorry for what a cunt I've been even just yesterday on the website. I mean seriously, I left Wylted and the others hanging in DP1 of the Pizza Mafia. WHAT A CUNT MOVE!!! I may end up seeking professional help but I doubt it, considering that I once made a psychotherapist go so insane that he ended up in a mental asylum. This is not me denouncing debating itself as a bad thing but I do think once you get too into it, it can begin to alter you as a person and make you have an unstoppable urge to  write satirical spinoffs of someone else’s VERY GENUINE parting speeches.
I am not saying that I regret all my rivalries to be clear. In fact, the opposite is true. I love RM (no ho-... oh wait I can’t say that? Ok then). I'm saying I should have been empathetic to my enemies and their victims instead of deciding that my role was as a one-time Grammar Nazi who pointed out RM’s obvious spelling error (aka “bullying”). I am a healer and lover, that was my role all along but what I've been doing in life so far is anything but that. All I’ve done is torment others on the forums with my god awful jokes.
I hope you all genuinely forget about me over time but given how much controversy I expect this thread to generate, I'm sure it will take a few months to fully eradicate my relevance to the site as the dude who really clearly wasn't actually meant to be that great of a debater but I hope eventually you all fully forgive, forget and move on with your lives here and IRL never thinking twice about me. But before you do that, DON’T FORGET TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON, HIT SUBSCRIBE, AND RING THAT NOTIFICATION BELL FOR MORE QUALITY CONTENT!!!

This still doesn’t answer the question of how “I am being a bitch in your presense”, or how I am “bullying you”. Because if you think that me pointing out your spelling mistake is “bullying”, then you are indeed insecure and can’t handle what I say to/about you.

Then what reason do you have of blocking me if it isn’t because you are somehow afflicted by what I said? If you were secure against attacks to your ego, then you would not have blocked me to mitigate such “attacks”.

You seem to think that I care very much about you blocking me. I honestly don’t. If anything, you blocking me shows that you are extremely insecure and sensitive about what I say to you.

I don't think "envy" is the right term. More like "pity". 

Just because you don't understand a basic concept doesn't mean it's not true. This is the argument from ignorance fallacy.

It's not denial. Your flat earth beliefs aren't the only thing bad about you.

One more thing: Why do you block me if you're still having a conversation with me? It makes no sense.

Courtesy of mairj23

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't "take pride in [my] sheepthink". In fact, I've even argued for things like removing the voting rule which requires two non-FF debates/100 forum post. This is not something the mods would advocate. I don't envy you either. Why should I? You literally believe the Earth is flat. Also, how am I bullying you?

One punch man's pretty decent

also My Hero Acadamia

Why?

Okay then. I'll miss typing "Rat" into the list of receivers, lol.

I got a good laugh from this. Seriously? You even edited your post, yet envious is still spelled wrong XD