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Now there he goes in Dre's studio, cuppin' his ballsScreamin' the wood off the panelin', cussin' the paint off the wallsSpewin' his hate to these haters, showin' no love for these broadsHe ain't givin' them shit, he says he'll pinch a penny so hardHe'll leave a bruise on the bronze so dark you can see the markWith the scars, 'til Abraham Lincoln is screamin' out, "Ahh!"These metaphors and similes ain't similar to them, not at allIf they don't like it, they can all get fuckedInstead of suckin' him offThey can go get a belt or a neck tie to hang themselves byLike David Carradine, they can go fuck themselves and just dieAnd eat shit while they at it, he's fuckin' had itHe's mad at the whole worldSo go to hell and build a snowman, girlThe bullies become bullied, and pussies get pushedThen they better pull me, take me back to 9th grade to school me'Cause I ain't lookin' back, only forward, this whole spot blowin'Who coulda known he'd grow to be a poet and not know it?And while I'm bein' poetic, let me get it stoic and raise the barHigher than my opinion of these women's been loweredSo bear witness to some biblical shit, there's a cold wind blowin'This world ain't gonna know what hit itHe did it, he made it, he's finally famous
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This was not created solely to mock, Jesus genuinely showed many signs of being gay.
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@Timid8967
Comes across almost as comedy to me, lol. what even was that story? Anyway, sure, but why is it such a tiny story? Why is it when he helps men it's a major miracle?
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@fauxlaw
Magdalene is the only time he directly helps a woman without it being as a favour to a male, however in the scenario with mary magdalene, he appears to feel for her as a gay man would to his female friend much more than any heterosexual man would.
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@Timid8967
It's already produced, if you want me to spoonfeed you it, brother d thomas has already given some of the specifics (but he just gave the most superficial).
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@EtrnlVw
No it doesn't, there is an entire emotional aspect to sex.
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@EtrnlVw
Sexuality is a part of spirituality, we literally fall in love intertwined with our sexuality.
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@Timid8967
Oh there is indeed especially when it comes to John.
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@DeadFire27
You invited 2 buddies to give you free wins, whose to say it's not just you on an alt tbph?
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@zedvictor4
In Poker your opponent isn't the house, it's other players. It's not stupidity to risk if you can outplay them over many hands/games.
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@FLRW
One thing for sure, if Jesus wasn't gay for John, the opposite was almost certainly true.
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@FLRW
Did the Bishop get punished? Either way that's a good suggestion and I stand by it.
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Freedom to enslave myself to an all-forgiving, eternally punishing benevolent merciless merciful God
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How rude of you to call homophobia b*******.
This is God's agenda we're talking about. God made some of us gay so he could sadistically watch us struggle. It's a test and only those with enough faith and determination will orgasm over the correct sex.
God intended for everyone to be heterosexual and married, that's when we procreate and that's why God made sex.
God made sex because it's a disgusting, sinful thing we shouldn't enjoy that is absolutely necessary for procreation and that...
That...
Is why God fucked Mary to create Jesus, had her husband lose his libido and told her she was a virgin.
Wait... What?
I don't know.
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I will sue you for plagiarism if you keep this thread going and the court will have Ragnar as the unbiased judge and the fairly, randomly selected Jury will be David, Virtuoso, ThinkBig and his clones.
Disclaimer: the legal threat here is only a threat if the judge and jury agree that this shall be plausibly held
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But why? It is a sin, in Christianity, to not be heterosexual unless one is asexual.
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@sadolite
The Nazis don't represent Germany and back then didn't either, you got no fucking clue what you're talking about actually.
I am blocking you.
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@Stephen
I've already discussed other matters with you before where you ask for direct quotations that explicitly state what I say is implied. Even if I take you to sections that imply he had homosexual attraction to John and Peter, you won't care to notice the alternate interpretation.
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@Athias
This forum has no bodily contact, face-to-face interactions or even in general much socialising. Jesus went out of his way to prove that he valued males far above females in general. Mary and the Lazarus situation is fascinating actually, the relationship and sappy way Jesus over-empathises with her is much more of a 'I feel your pain guuurl' in a way he hadn't done with males in the story thus far.
Nonetheless, he doesn't express any deep attraction to her as anything outside the friend zone... John and some others, he does.
When Jesus performs miracles on males it's like he's got this deep urge to make them as spectacular and known as possible. If/when he did anything for or to females, it was merely a 'yeah whatever' moment for him and he focused more on the pain than the theater, which is very rare for him as he was extremely histrionic.
He is definitely a 'bottom' not a 'top' if you catch my drift. He liked males and masculinity in an attracted way while appreciating femininity in a subtle 'well duh' way. He understood females and their emotions in ways most straight men back then couldn't dream of, yet he didn't display the same understanding to most males and instead converted them to be more effeminate and caring or... Well, he died trying to do so.
It is extremely possible that the sin Eve committed wasn't eating an apple, it was doing something graphic with her throat and a 'snake' ('the devil' that was yet to come which isn't Lucifer as I explain in another theory of mine), cheating on Adam. The inverse of it would be to want to passionately do what Eve did but resist the temptation. If Jesus merely resisted heterosexual sex with females, that is not directly the act or type of thing Eve did. Jesus dying can't possibly atone for her and all our sins, that's ridiculous. Jesus atoned for her sin by being wired as she was towards the affliction for submitting to dominant males but he happened to refuse to do so, or so the story implies.
Jesus dying on a cross willingly, doesn't in any shape or form undo the wrongness of our sins. That would even symbolically never make sense and is a fundamentally flawed concept in Christianity.
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@Stephen
Maybe you can't enjoy a tragic ending, I can. It's a nice story.
You are only here to antagonise and abuse, it sums up every single interaction you have. You're neither here to understand, nor to entertain let alone convince.
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@Stephen
It's both. You just want boring, done and dusted topics in the Religion forums to do your done and dusted responses with.
This thread and all the threads I make are meant to ask mind-probing questions that encourage people to think creatively to support or oppose it. You are just being an emotionally blind robot here and that's your issue.
I have read some of the bible yes, not all of it in depth. It's a nice enough story for a skimread.
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@Stephen
I said Jesus was homosexual, not all of his disciples who may have been bi or hetero.
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@Stephen
No,not correct. His alleged ` powers ` the gospels say were used in aid of women too.
such as?
Well that is probably not true either. Jesus had women followers that he seemed to love above the men in his outfit or so the men believed. And the bible states that Jesus and other the male followers of his, lived off and sponged off the women of substance in his circle.
Which female followers were believed to be loved above the men in his outfit?
Living off and sponging off isn't at all the same as attraction.
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@Timid8967
He talks about adultery as well. He talks against murder too. None of these imply he engaged in thinking about these things.
He probably would be adulterous if he were in a relationship, he strikes me as a very polyamorous dude.
As for 'murder' he speaks strongly against it, on the other hand homosexuality he barely touches on other than gently hinting at that we should resist lust in general overall.
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@sadolite
Your post is deeply disturbing on many levels, I am just not gonna respond.
Hamas isn't Palestine, that's the entire issue. They are a mafia controlling Palestine that are just as unwilling to negotiate as Netanyahu.
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@Timid8967
Unlike in Leviticus and the Old Testament in general, Jesus and the NT strongly imply and even express acceptance that the urges exist and to fight homosexuality with the humble acceptance the sexuality won't ever really disappear as the struggle is ongoing.
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@Timid8967
There's a lot of circumstantial evidence indeed, in fact when he talks about why it's a sin to act on the urges it strongly implies he knows what it is to want to sleep with a man as one would with a woman, whereas in OT it was spoken of in third person and with rage towards it.
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Every single disciple and person Jesus used his power on to cure was male, correct?
It's as if female attention and loyalty meant absolutely nothing to him.
It's as if female attention and loyalty meant absolutely nothing to him.
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@zedvictor4
The person with the best hand should win.
Wrong. The person with the closest estimation of the opponent's interpretation and intention of bets should win, combined with card odds being involved in said estimations.
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@zedvictor4
I am telling you that poker is a game of skill, not luck in the long run.
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@sadolite
If someone turned up to your house, violently took over and said "it's my house" would that be correct?
If not, maybe you can get an iota of perspective, though... Yeah, never mind I doubt it.
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@coal
Israel is self determined. You're being extremely disrespectful to the Palestinians and entire Middle East as well as egypt when saying Palestine isn't while Israel is. You are painting a biased propaganda picture of a deeply complex and evenly contested situation.
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@sadolite
No that's neither the beginning nor the end of the story. You're like a blinkered racehorse thinking it understands the world outside of racing.
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@Discipulus_Didicit
@fauxlaw
@Benjamin
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@coal
My point, Mr. double-standards, is that Israel is a self-determined nation. Palestine is supported by majority of the world to be its own nation. The minority is just very powerful.
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@coal
And who 'determined' Israel, the nation we have, into existence after world war two?
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@Dr.Franklin
At the moment it's Eminem.
I don't get why people ask things like that though, the profile pics I use are meant to represent 'me' or a side of me, not the celebrity or character in the image necessarily. It's also just about art at times, I like to have a nice profile pic, it's something simple to flex.
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The inverse of this is true.
Only the present exists.
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The paradox isn't that you can't move, it's that time hasn't really stopped regardless of if you are even aware, let alone able to move.
Time is forever. Even in nothingness it goes tick tick tick...
Time is forever. Even in nothingness it goes tick tick tick...
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The human being evolved to fight with weapons and use legs for balance, not kicking or kneeing, as well as arms for controlling said weapons as well as defending against weapon strikes either with a shield or parry-move of some sort, not for punching or elbowing or grappling.
Fist-fighting, wrestling and all resultant things are cute but in real life a skinny genius is probably defeating a muscular pro fighter if a weapon is nearby and both are aiming to surprise-attack the other.
We also evolved to fight group-on-group not 1-v-1.
This is also why humans are infinitely, yes practically infinitely, more intelligent than all other species, it's because the way we evolved to fight required intelligence and cunning, not just brute strength, speed etc.
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@janesix
That's not an 'or' question... Of course I would but it no doubt has more stakes at play in the real life scenario where it's offered so I may decline.
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UK stabbed the middle east in the back in multiple ways, as did US. This even goes past the cold war.
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