TheDredPriateRoberts

(anticipating the whole thing collapsing including the underground part, i want to be far enough away from the house to avoid falling into any sink hole that might be created but yet I don't want to actually go into the fog.  I suggest Grafh follow me as well)(We call out to our comrades to give them a direction to follow)(Given the walls are so thin, we will also throw rocks up at the 3rd floor to make any existing holes bigger)

 

https://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fg

(I wouldn't have gone to the 3rd floor,  never heard a reason to )( is there light coming trough the holes in the walls,  what time of day is it?)

(We have oil and torches. ......burning down the house!   Any , exit,  stage left.)

(we can be slum lords renting out the other houses too!)

(depending on what we find outside, there are many other house etc that have been abandoned.  This is a walled and gated area, perhaps we should secure the perimeter to prevent things from coming in, close the gates, stuff like that)

(we haven't yet been out side that I know of, remember the fog etc.....perhaps we should see what the aftermath has brought us)

( huh thought you'd want to put your finger in the dike or dyke)

(I am not above lying and believe possession is 9 tenths rule)

(it is free! LOL actually we worked for it and almost died)

(we can claim it, because w/o the deed who is going to know we aren't the owners/squatters?)(as the owners no longer have need of the house it maybe a viable option unless you want to live like a hobo/vagabond)

(since we (I) have the deed and will to this place, depending on what we find, this could make a good hideout for us, just a thought)

(other than the silvered short sword I don't believe I picked up anything else of value, maybe the helm off the suit of armor that Grahf or Snerp took off and handed to me, though I guess we can loot the bigger stuff on our way out if we choose not to call this place our own.....)

(if Snerp says the ring is precious to him, I cut his head off)

(I know sign language, sorry couldn't resist, I'm immature like that)

(I speak elvish, I'll translate)

(thank Snerp heartily)

(collect my spear I threw at some point)

(equip both long swords)

(aid in searching, looting etc)

(contact the E.P.A., blame climate change)

(does the wheel actually work the portcullis or does it have something to do with the water level?)

(can you give him the dice for each please)

(just make sure to tell Snerp to duck, always tell him to duck)

(or Miracle Max  https://goo.gl/images/rvf2zm)

(kick it in the junk!!!)  (did you use inspiration? that with advantage and any other buffs are going to be as good as it gets, and hope for a lucky roll)

(you guys will have Advantage, kilz it)

(you still have breath weapons and lay on hands?)(kill it if you think  you can, if not heal)

(if it's 1 please tell us, because the emotional response will be worth it)

(guys, just kill the thing, it's probably susceptible to fire, if the hand is still floating around holding the torch, use it)

(I lay there patiently)

(sounds good)

(if and when I get up, I'd rather go for the kill, I'd do more damage with the swords)

(initiative is a fickle thing, was going to use it that turn.....post 1599)

(it's almost dead)

(figures)

(keep on keepin on)

(oh thought I used that, if not I will)

Attack again (i've used surge already)

Very well!  Attack!! (forgot what inspiration so if this is a good time to use it, then I wish to)

(it's burning every round as well or was)

(yeah mound is only "injured")

(try to get Eikka back up if you can so she can toss some heals around then work on Grajf I guess)

(thinking I should dodge and keep the mound focused on me until you can help the other 2 and resume attacks, thoughts?)

which is far different than any other previous administration has ever done, right?

(Snerp is always trying to touch someone, is he an AT&T employee (reach out and touch someone)?)

(attack again and surge for extra attack, don't recall if I used it, doesn't appear so)

(ah yeah, oh well, I push Snerp in the mounds clutches j/k)

(I will attack with my eyes closed in case I hit the gnome, I don't want to see that, j/k!)

(though you'd have to admit what a time for a fumble)

(use surge for a 2nd attack when applicable)

(that's true so wasting an attack makes it a huge waste)

(naw spells is where it's at, look at the damage rolls etc, anyway that's how it goes)

(I forgot how useless fighters really are)

As I don't know or have that information, and if you know that as fact, it would have been helpful had you shared that before now.

(back to dual wield l.s. and s.s.)