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You actually probably weren't around for that right. I remember when Greyparrot first came around too and was Innomen's little bitch boy for ages lol.

Do you remember the time CosmicAlfonzo pulled a knife on Danielle?

What you been up to?

I missed you too buddy lol.

I love this one.

I've always thought this was about the most important quality a psychologist can possess. I'm dubious about all the rest tbh.

I feel like I'm carbon dating your posts every time now btw. 

It was very familiar all right. 

You would miss Wylted, though, wouldn't you?

Wylted, Woland. I guess. 

You have a career in erotic fiction, sir. There was something of Bulgakov in the whimsicality of that. 

Handguns should be banned too. The kids shooting each other shit is much more obscene though. If you guys can sort that, shoot each other away tbh. Be like a western, I'll watch on. 

I take some issues with females, but mostly I have sex with them.

Actually funny. I wasn't expecting it ebuc, I'll be honest with you haha. 

Ah, my apologies. I underestimated your profound respect for women. But kids can get shot up and women should be ready for a fire-fight anyway. And the same kooky doomsday prepper bullshit. I got you. 

Funnily, the complaint that made him famous in the first place. A whole cult sprung up out of pronouns. 

Aren't you so noble. I offered a suggestion though and you talked some other shite at me, didn't address it at all. 

Why do you need to be armed as well as the woman? She'd fare better against the male aggressor if he wasn't armed. 

Wait, wait. The American Red Terror. 

I guess we'd have to worry about the tyranny of women then. The great period synchronisation the history books would remember it as. 

What you guys think about would women be a sufficient militia, maybe just arm your women and no man can legally own an assault rifle? It's probably all men shooting the place up anyway. Honest suggestion. 

They'd probably better look after the guns too not to have kids getting them.

I mean the whole debate is ludicrous always, but. fauxlaw compared an assault rifle to water the other day. Talk of banning hands, that sort. Meanwhile your kids are bringing assault rifles to school and blowing each other away. 

I don't know why anyone enters earnest discussion with this shit. 

I always found this doomsday prepper bullshit comical. Is there any other country in the world that's so backwards devoted to a sheet of paper drawn up hundreds of years ago?

Come on, you gotta give me the Ragnarok parallels. 

Come on, that's too good. 

Of course, I'm Thor. 

Two titans fighting it out on a broken and dead website, throwing thread after thread at each other? Their latest posts aren't even showing up, it's just bumping threads. 

It's like something out of Norse mythology. 

This has to be the greatest flame war the internet has ever known. 

Holy shit it's going down lol. Click the link. 

No homophobe btw. My brother is gay and I am very fond of him. I'm also sexually deviant as fuck. 

Steroids is the same shit, just in the opposite direction, but nobody would ever give them to children. The world got a little bit too accepting of certain things.

This is a very powerful video on the phenomenon:

The world we live in, the game is all about turning heads. Youtubers, twitch streamers, onlyfans, views, advertisements, every last bit of it the game is turning heads. It might sound a bit awful, but transgenders are failed men. That would be my honest to god thinking of it. They're influenced by porn and hollywood and they're just trying to turn heads. We are nothing but what we can make of ourselves in other people's eyes. 

thett's politics is absolutely more substantial and befitting a man than bickering about bathrooms and games. 

I just want to see the man says words about it lol. 

The book contained some prettily worked psychology for sure. It was just a bit traumatic for my tastes.

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Not sure what you did to this dude

A man walks into a doctor and says "Doc, I think I'm going deaf!" The doctor says "ok describe the symptoms." The mans says "Well Homer is bald, Marge has blue hair."

Most of mine are wildly in inappropriate in the vein of

and 

but I've a few lighthearted ones too like

I would like to hear you learned fellows' best jokes. 

Also my buddy's recently acquired a bunch of racing geese. Let me know if you fancy a quick gander. 

Imagine if Ireland had a population of 300 million and armies and shit. 

I honestly believe the United States of America is a nation of vaginas. 

Ya wanna know what's a good social structure IMO. No guns, rampant alcoholism. Let me tell you why. First off, no guns means excellent conflict resolution. All you lot over there have is mutually assured destruction, all ready to blow each other away. In the end you're all scared of each other, afraid to cross the street. If I see a fellow walking down the street I have a problem with, I cross the street and we sort it. Now I reckon we're a vicious bunch for the want of guns but that's ok too. I know one dude survived a full swing blow to the head with a sword. He's got a wicked horseshoe scar down the side of his head but he's alive and kicking. Half the venom and a gun and he's dead. Next thing is the alcoholism. Now it causes trouble too no doubt but honestly I fancy it for like those trust falls you Americans be at with your company retreats, except not about productivity or something shite like that. Getting fall down drunk with a man is becoming his brother. It's also just a great way to get to know each other. Maybe too much of each other sometimes. It's ugly and it's brutal and it's bloody. My mate's missing half his ear and honestly a dude tried to bite my middle finger off before and it's just fucked gnarly lol. But the sense of community is like nothing else. I'll never leave. 

It's interesting tbh. It is some extreme shit for sure. What's also interesting though is any sort of politics around social structures. I mean guns out, slavery bad is obvious, but the rest is all random anyway I feel like. It's a little harder to figure out. But yeah the kids stuff is fucked.

I wanna see some three titted woman like out of Total Recall, thett lol. 

I highly doubt AGI will ever exist tbh. I just can't even begin to conceive of how it would ever work or any sort of shape it might take. AI currently is actually fairly basic in idea. Not that it doesn't get incredibly complex, but the underlying concepts are simple. A goal state is defined and the machines hammers at it until it achieves it. Monkeys on typewriters, basically, except super super speed. A program deciding its own sensible goals however is just something else entirely. And it is consciousness basically, it's self reference, I got no clue what consciousness is besides. I just doubt it tbh. It's something beyond merely technical for sure.

You have a great sense of humour tbh. 

I just text her there. She's in Baghdad and still a fucken psychopath lol. 

I dated a humanitarian dominatrix for a while. Was a lot of fun tbh. 

How does someone get like that though?

I honestly wish you all the best with whatever makes the most sense to you.

You're much more articulate than I remember honestly.