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@Mall
Biblical sin however you dress it up, is all about sexual hang ups relative to overthink.
You can define it as you will.
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@Shila
I wonder what his backside is like.
Probably hairy and smelly, but nonetheless penetrable.
Such is wonder.
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@Best.Korea
They will probably land in someone's backyard or next to someone's SUV.
And the person responsible, will either be wearing a plaid shirt, red cap and be chewing a grass stalk.
Or be a blue hatted lesbian or gay transsexual.
Such are American stereotypes these days.
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@CatholicApologetics
By that, are you asking, if it were proven that life on Earth was seeded by an inter-galactic super-intelligence, would I respond by saying prayers, singing hymns and ringing bells.
And the answer would be no.
I would make a cup of tea, sit down and relax contentedly in the knowledge.
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@Shila
We came to realise that sucking licking and penetrative fun, is neither a sin, nor necessarily what has to precede procreation,
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@Dr.Franklin
I do write poetry Doc.
Top of the morning to you.
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@Best.Korea
Night Night BK.
And don't forget your sanitary equipment..
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@Shila
Nah, they like to stuff it down your pants.
Anyway,
Zed is signing out now and is away to his bed.
Regards.
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@Shila
Well, I think that verification would be self evident.
If it weren't, you would have already have been let down.
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@FLRW
Yep, I've never had so much money down my pants before.
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@Best.Korea
Well, technically you do need a womb in order to menstruate.
Though admittedly, one should refer to it as the uterus.
It is a periodic process of the uterus, relative to hormonal changes.
If you periodically discharge from your orifices, you really should consult your physician.
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@Shila
I've been married for 40 years.
I'm up to speed on periods.
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@Shila
Very very soft porn for your gran.
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@Best.Korea
Yep, and dogs eat shit because it's good for their gut bacterial diversity.
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@Best.Korea
@RemyBrown
Trans women don't have wombs.
It's more than likely seepage from reconstructive surgery scars.
If it's a man it's likely to be either prostate trouble or haemorrhoids.
Depending upon flow, either opt for a pad with wings or incontinence pants.
And consult you Physician immediately.
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@Sidewalker
Hmmmmmm.
Things would either evolve similarly or not.
I personally think it more logical that things would evolve similarly.
Given that the building blocks of all organic structures are the same, and that form, adaptation and therefore success, are likely to follow a similar path.
Though similarity certainly doesn't mean exact replicas.
Or it was a GOD what did it.
But then I would expect everything everywhere to be made to a standard pattern, and far less variety.
2.16 million animal species alone.
Approx 8.7 million species in total.
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@IlDiavolo
Yep, weapons of mass destruction.
And there was Saddam hidden down a hole.
And the English Channel is one of the busiest shipping lanes in the World.
What with Russian warships and Chinese cargo ships going one way, and migrants on day trips from France in rubber dinghy's going the other.
It's a job to keep tabs on them all.
Certainly drone sightings over U.S. Airforce bases in East Anglia recently.
And lots of drone activity over prisons bringing in essential supplies like drugs and mobile phones.
Nothing big though.
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@FLRW
I always liked that photo.
Do we have a gig this weekend.
I'll have to get Mrs Zed to give me a waxing.
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@ebuc
@Shila
Trust no one.
This was advice that my Dad gave to me.
Anyone is capable of letting you down, if they feel it necessary.
Which isn't to say that people will try not to, if they can.
Sort of a fine line between expectation and trust.
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@FLRW
To be mind-bogglingly fast it would need to perform computations faster than the duration of the event.
As it was, it took 5 minutes.
Plenty of time to make a cup of tea.
Don't think that this proves the existence of Multi-verses.
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@sadolite
Approximately 60 million die each year, come what may.
To be replaced by approximately 140 million.
I'm not sure if that is civilised or not.
More of an inbuilt necessity.
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@Dr.Franklin
Top of the morning Doc.
I'm not particularly bothered when anyone dies.
It's one of those unavoidable necessities.
The species has acquired the ridiculous habit of using memory to get all emotional.
Just need to re-programme.
And until I'm dead I will be alive, and when I am, I will not care.
Preferably the end game will be short and sweet.
Hopefully Brian's was.
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@WyIted
Now ethics will guide us instead of money.
A Zedku for Wylted
Like fuck,
Dream on,
Bang bang,
Capitalist gone,
So.
Bring on another.
And when they're all dead.
Let's have
An ethical dictator instead.
Like fuck.
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@WyIted
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Paranoia is.
And surveillance will be.
And if you haven't been naughty,
Don't worry.
We're currently in a transitional phase.
We're always in a transitional phase.
So if you desire your techno gizmo so much,
It might have ramifications.
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@Best.Korea
Arms dealers won again.
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@CatholicApologetics
With celibacy came benefits.
Catholic Clergy were renowned for stoutly promoting their love of children.
And Catholic Nunnery and Convent Workhouses are often credited with the introduction of the lesbian S&M scene.
If anything else we need the Catholic Church as defenders of morality.
Where's the candle sister.
It certainly does Mother Superior.
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@Shila
In fact, there was only about a 1.6% margin of difference in voter popularity between the two.
Approximately 2.6 million votes went to other candidates.
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@ebuc
My wife is an Alice in Wonderland fan.
We have a grinning Cheshire cat effigy in the garden.
And all sorts of other associated paraphernalia.
Charles Dodgson was an unmarried clergyman with a penchant for little girls.
But hey?
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@Shila
If old age is a health condition, then so is any age.
Life cycles vary in duration, from 0 to a 100 years+.
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@sadolite
Everything that occurs within a Universe, is naturally occurring.
Non-original debris, is just human bi-product.
And pollution is an associated concept.
Whether or not this is of any greater concern to anything other than ourselves, is currently unavailable information.
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@Shila
Reputedly said.
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@Shila
Well, Homo Sapiens has reputedly been around for 400,000 years or so, but only seriously been heading into space for less than a hundred.
These things take time.
Let's hope we don't blow ourselves up in the mean time.
And GOD principle for sure, but unlikely to be a bearded magician.
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@Shila
Penis Vagina angst.
It's all Gods fault.
Should have made hermaphrodites without orifices.
Instead he made sex machines with an overwhelming desire to procreate.
Was he being serious or just having a laugh.
Hey, but don't eat the apple.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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@Shila
Yep, teach them nonsense and they will believe in nonsense.
Clever stupid gene as it were.
One step forwards and one step back in an ideological context.
Fortunately the real evolutionary movers and shakers are moving on apace.
They're reaching for the stars and your still singing hymns.
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@Deb-8-a-bull
What's a suburb Deb.
Don't think we have them in Mid Wales.
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@WyIted
Hmmmmmmm.
New York isn't unconnected.
Can't see how outlawing guns there is going to make a whole lot of difference to the potential for gun related deaths.
There are millions of guns in the U.S. just lying around waiting for action.
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@Deb-8-a-bull
I have a church down the road from my house.
It has a nice lot of bells.
Those old Christian folk used to spend a lot of money on bells.
It also has a very tall pointy steeple.
Taller and pointier than your average church steeple.
In fact, for a very small village, it's a very impressive church.
Must have cost a bob or two.
A lot of Jackdaws and dead people live there.
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@Savant
I guess there are plenty of gormless gun toters on Americas mean streets, who don't need much encouragement.
With over 40,000 gun related deaths per year, I don't see what all the fuss is about.
A slightly more high profile corpse, so the media will love it I suppose.
Something to endlessly rabbit on, about in between all those medicine adverts and weather reports that y'all so fond of.
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@Shila
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Star Trekking across the Universe,
Always going forwards,
Still can't find reverse.
Or are you suggesting that humanity is always in reverse?
Or do you mean for every two steps forwards humanity takes one step back?
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@Stephen
Well, if it's been 1000 years since his last visit, he will be in for a surprise.
Things will have changed a bit.
Do you think he has a smartphone?
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@FLRW
Iggy should know when it's time to keep his shirt on.
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