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And the sex industry.

And I expect that a lot of democratic republicans need the sex industry.

Spoilt for choice.

Q. When is an immigrant not an immigrant.

A. When they've been there too long to remember.

I like Sad.

I enjoy his perpetual angst.

What we refer to over here, as a grumpy old man.

I empathise with him.

Yep.

When we were hit, I remember being surrounded by a sort of cloud of electrically charged vapour.

Just read and interesting fact.

In the U.S.

A new person is born every 9 seconds.

And someone dies every 10 seconds.

You do the maths.

Babbling's OK.

It's when they start to dribble from multiple orifices.

Is an overdose of anaesthetic, barbaric or empathetic in such circumstances?

All the best, ebuccube of America.

Compare that with 40000 gun deaths.

That's my boy.

1976.

On a trailer loading hay bales.

Trailer struck by lightening.

Knocked off the trailer.

Scary. 

I think that chance is a lot fairer.

My body will give up the ghost of it's own accord soon, anyway...And I'm OK with that.

It's nicer not to know exactly when though.

Can you prove any of that.

Just asking.

So you appeared nine months after the wedding?

Or your sibling did.

And the other one appeared...let's say 10 months after that. Give Mum a month to recover.

And the condoms in the bedside drawers...What were they for, water bombs to throw at the neighbours or something.

And those funny noises they used to make, when you should have been asleep.

At it.

Hammer and tongs Deb.

Rabbits Deb.

And don't think for one minute that your partner invented fellatio Deb.

And you certainly didn't invent cunnilingus.

Lordy Lordy...Makes you wonder how much love syrup's been consumed since the advent of recreational sex.

Easily enough to fill 10 Olympic sized swimming pools.

Just imagine diving into that Deb.

Why is something that is man-made, not naturally occurring?  (Nonetheless I did say naturally occurring) *

Isn't putting ones own fleeting universal existence first, a tad selfish?

And I'm prepared to take my chances, just as you would have to be.

Hey.

I was just playing the climate change denier.

Britain is well flooded at the moment.

Though that happens from time to time.

And I think that we should be grateful for all the water.

Storms...An amazing natural desalination mechanism.

Analyse and weep Deb.

Analyse and weep.

And that's not a compound word, consisting of anal,  and an anagram of yes. 

And I bet your Dad was hung like a Donkey.

And your Mum screamed like a Howler Monkey.

No offence intended.

Actually.

Hindus come in at No3.

They missed out on all that magical middle eastern flying man stuff.

They've got a whole book  load of other crazy dudes to consider.

And they started considerably earlier.

So GODDO, more than likely is an Elephant with 6 arms.

What do you make of that Deb?

Go have a bath in the Ganges.

But watch out for the cremation debris.

Fact  is.

2.5 billion people across the globe don't agree.

Well, that's not exactly true.

Most of them have probably never even read the book.

Much preferring the fairy story they were told as kids.

Yep.

You'll get used to it.

Bro D ain't triggered.

Bro D is Bro D.

Bro.

Is it non-sense to not shower for a week, but to change ones underwear daily?

Two pairs of underpants or seven will depend upon whether laundry frequency equals shower frequency, or is greater than shower frequency.

Let's be honest.

There was what actually happened.

And then a book was written quite a while later.

Would have been daft to sell the hero as a baddie.

Yep.

Gay and sexist.

So the temperature was similar 25 years ago?

They didn't allow gays in the military back then.

Virgin. (Sexual)

They who  have not partaken of, or been partaken by human flesh. (Must be breathing)

Animal fetishes not included.

P......Don't mention the P word.

300000 years and we still haven't come to terms with the pudendum business.

In fact, I think that we are getting worse.

All that effort and angst for a few moments of physical profundity.

Then rollover and go to sleep.

Or perhaps take the equipment for a quick piss, then go to sleep.

And repeat when necessary.

If there is a GOD, he must laugh his bollocks off.

Nope, GOD won't have bollocks.

Nor lady bits.

GOD designed life, death and reproductive angst, just so that he/she/they and the Angels could have a right old laugh.

Pronouns...Yep defo, GOD is a they.

Never fucked Mary.

Would mass depletion of the human race caused by a naturally occurring micro-organism, be genocide.

Especially if it was an act of GOD.

And in the long term, can you not see the benefits.

And then there's Thai Lady Boys.

All  desires rolled into one.

Or so says Mrs Zed.

Nope, something more efficient than 2020.

Needs to reduce World population by at least 50%.

Specifically, something that targets stupid genes. (Men with high testosterone levels)

Come on GOD give us a miracle.

Though there seems to be something of an evolving  demasculinization trend at the moment.

Might have potential in the long term.

But can the Planet wait. 

Of course it can.

The Planet doesn't give a toss.

GOD principle is easily explained.

As are hypothetical magic blokes.

Not really the issue though.

I can explain Carrotman.

He's a highly intelligent Carrot X Human hybrid.

Developed by intergalactic Carrots about 2000 years ago.

Hence the expression...

Jesus Christ, he's a funny looking fucker.

Still alive to day on Plant Heaven, somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy.

One can fully understand how gullible humans readily misinterpret fact and come up with 5.

Yes and no.

Who knows.

We worry about the vehicle.

Because the vehicle supports and propels the onboard worrying device.

Twin machines different but similar, though worrying devices will develop separately.

The head with it's orifices and sensory devices is an amazingly crazy thing.

And the vehicle with all it's pipes, fibres, framework and waterproof covering, is crazy but true too.

According to the worrying device.

And for a short while, if the top bit remains fully intact and functioning, and connected to the fully intact and functioning bottom bit.

That's what will happen.

And then there's all the crazy reproductive stuff.

And DNA and cells and shit.

Yep, we convert organic matter and water into fuel and expel unwanted bi-products.

Absolutely crazy that we piss and copulate via the same outlet/inlet ports.

How's that for functionality.

And then it all switches off and eventually breaks down to re-join the fundamental state of the universe.

Worry no more.

The end.

More like shooting themselves in the foot.

Let's release a good micro-organism and thin things down a bit.

Less messier than nuclear war.

And a far better plan.

There are various sub-classifications and variously sub-classified units of the species Homo-sapiens.

Though all essentially the same.

But conditioned variously according to regional data transfer, which includes regional ideological data formats.

All relative to previous/historical constraints, dictated by regional isolation.

So basically,

People VS People,

Relative to archaic Bullshit.

As ever.

What will out, relative to time, duration and material evolution is anyone's guess.

All good for the arms industry at the moment.

Though I'm suggesting that Homo-sapiens are slowly/rapidly? ...Evolving to be more globally integrated. Thanks in the main to technological evolution.

And so, we're caught up in a fleeting universal moment generally referred to as 2024.

So stay safe, and mumble any mantras that you find temporarily appropriate.

Yep and Yep.

Hamlet.

Have a good year you two.

And regards to your better halves too.

One assumes that for as long as humanity continues to procreate, it will therefore metaphorically move forwards relative to universal progress.

In terms of the intellectual development and application of knowledge, one might be tempted to suggest that humanity might eventually be overtaken.

Hoisted by our own petard, as Mr Shakespeare might say.

They believe in that which is true.

Belief by definition relative to metaphysical  theistic ideas, is acceptance without proof, therefore untrue.

Whereas the religious devotion to the natural world and the physical properties of the universe, accepts that which can be proven, therefore truthfully.

Within that context and by definition, theists therefore idolize a false thing.

So popular Abrahamic theism based upon an imaginary GOD, is in fact more pagan than the  idolization of the Sun or Moon.

Yes.

Your comment was inaccurate.

Within that context the "race" would never have got off the ground in the first place.

But it did and it still thrives.

Race and microbes coexist, most times positively and sometimes negatively.

Staphylococcus aureas, will live upon you your whole life quite harmlessly...But sometimes it doesn't play ball.

Paganism is an acceptance and devotion to things that can be witnessed, whilst also being reverential to things that are not known.

Whereas modern theism is acceptance of a mythical hypothesis, without the need for proof of the hypothesis. Which is not to say that modern theists do not also revere something that is not known.

It's just that modern theists somehow think they know that which is not known. Which of course is a blatant contradiction.

Life is, apparently.

How one refers to one's life's duration and it's associated activities is somewhat irrelevant.

Perhaps it something else's game.

They inevitably did.

And people inevitably died as a result.

Population statistics and life expectancy prior to the advent of antibiotics are perhaps somewhat different to what they are today.

Prostitution and adultery occur because there is an inbuilt procreational need for prostitution and adultery.

And if your girl gets horny and you're not around, she will deal with it as she sees fit...And vice versa.

You cannot override innate physiological instructions with abstinence and marriage contracts.

Well, original creation and purpose hypotheses were based upon naivety and ignorance, and so by definition BS, I suppose.

Though I would consider the latter day intellectual perpetuation of religious ideology to be the greater BS.

And also the greater stupidity.

Though bushes nowadays have a tendency to be regularly trimmed, here's wishing you a fabulous year ahead beating about many a bush region.

And/or the outback

What ever takes your fancy Deb.

Word of advice:

If venturing into the outback, smother liberally with lotion.

Here's looking forwards to another year of seriously intense Anglo-Australian social intercourse.

Neither sadolite nor myself were born before 1939.

In fact I was born in 1960, the post war era of love and peace.

Notwithstanding Vietnam and the Cold War and the Irish troubles and all the other similar shitty human necessitated angst and conflict.

Same old, Same old.

Philosophical arguments are simply that.

Internal self-qualification, same as everyone else.

Everyone else being an internal product of everyone  else's internal computing systems.

Supposedly, 8 billion plus now.

Agglomerated vehicles of fundamental matter, transporting an onboard computer to some meaningful or meaningless end.

Crazy stuff, yet for the most part we take it for granted.

What's it all about Sadolite?

And here's wishing you and yours a healthy and hopefully not too angst ridden new year.

Buying stuff, charity and GODS are simply consequences of the human imagination.

When you are successful you will probably find a ready supply of nubile gold diggers desperate to pay you lip service, as it were.

All a part of the system.

Enjoy.

All BS, based upon the same naive creation and purpose hypotheses.

A fascinating insight into the workings of the organic computer and how it establishes, transfers and therefore consciously perpetuates misinformation.

As opposed to sub-conscious data, which is pretty standard and necessary stuff.

Clever and stupid are the Yin and Yang of the human condition.

I will mention it to Mrs Zed.

I believe that we have Norton security, and she also mentioned the need for a Norton update.