zedvictor4

A Muslim is a Christian is a Jew.

Outfits, behaviour and verbosity may vary.

Righteousness remains indecisive, though Jews, Christians and Muslims would suggest otherwise...Because their Dad's and Mums said so.

And of course, there are blokes and latterly women who often like to dress in spectacular costumes, who know everything because they are GODDO's special mates.

And there are also some Hindu mystics who can tie their dicks in knots.

Which brings me nicely back to SIXARMELEPHANTTHING. 

All hail the trumpeting muti-ambidextroid with the big tusks.

Normal is as normal does.

Though:

Within the context of this site.

If the majority of people are seemingly abnormal.

And you are seemingly the only normal one.

Then statistically and relative to definition you are the abnormal one.

People will make calculated judgements and plans relative to their potential and their potentially ongoing existence. 

I personally would not refer to this as faith.

Though you perhaps might.

It's a semantics issue.

Words are often multi-definitional and therefore not specific.

Yep.

The formatively conditioned database tends not to be easily susceptible to reassessment and modification.

So we perpetuate the age old problem of disagreement and/conflict based upon transferred misinformation.

Hence the Zed expression:

Teach your kids nonsense and they will grow up believing in nonsense.

I would disagree, and say statistically unlikely.

The trouble with a great amount of  knowledge is that it could easily be a great amount of non-sense.

I know a lot about Carrotman from Planet Heaven in the Andromeda Galaxy.

When Carrotman was here 2000 years ago the locals called him Jesus.

He was a Carrot Human hybrid.

Son of Mary and Mr Orange.

Mr Orange arrived here in a packet of seeds 2001 years ago.

He had wild green hair.

And people exclaimed...GOD almighty!

And when Carrotman was born they shouted...Jesus Christ!

Do you expect there to be a plethora of child spankers on this site?

Worms and Red Kites and fish.

Roman Catholics were the ones.

Abstinence my arse.

Well not mine per se.

Altar boys in the vestry.

And the Nuns lived in a World of hierarchical sapphic dominatricism.

Hail Mary. 

Mother of mercy.

Ah.

Got The USA and Australia mixed up there.

9.15 PM here.

And depending on bedtime, I rise between 3.30 and 6.00AM.

But you can blame the Gazan's for the Jewish massacre.

And you can't really blame Joe for either.

Though all election ammo is good ammo.

And literally splitting Democrats apart internally.

Is literally one mind blowing, whip cracking, hallelujah booming, furtelbombwhacking, fizzchortler of an expression.

Are you up late or early?

Sort of a dodgy haircut.

As it were.

Is an anagram of love mazt.

The Jewish term for a penis.

Penis is a pathetic little word.

Even the Germans call it a penis.

Now, c*nt!..Is is so powerful that one is obliged to substitute letters with asterisks.

Today, I have mostly been eating eggs and beans.

Hope that you're well Lemming.

We can observe the motion of objects.

And theorise that their motion is the effect of an attraction, that we consequently refer to as gravity.

And so.

Winter Solstice/ Christmas (2023), was, and shall never be again.

We pagans now look forward to the Spring Equinox (2024).

Though some will choose  to diversify and celebrate the Christian festival of Easter, with all it's resurrecting and chocolate egg profundity.

NB. Pagans are happy to run with the Christian year numbering system...Just makes things simpler.

I personally don't have a clue.

Data not currently available.

So I don't like to support statements with the concepts of belief or non-belief.

On balance, I should wake up in the morning. 

But I don't believe that I will.

No data available.

It's all gay sexual metaphors.

Weapons, turning cheeks, not resisting, going down on him and conquering with his erection... (resurrection...translation error)

Remember Adam and Eve?

That was the heterosexual chapter.

Ask Stephen, he's bound to remember the Lesbian and Trans chapters.

Mary rode Donkeys. (We all know what that chapter was about).

Isn't hypocrisy just an ongoing symptom/effect of moronism.

For sure, one can insist that they believe until they are blue in the face.

And the sex industry.

And I expect that a lot of democratic republicans need the sex industry.

Spoilt for choice.

Q. When is an immigrant not an immigrant.

A. When they've been there too long to remember.

I like Sad.

I enjoy his perpetual angst.

What we refer to over here, as a grumpy old man.

I empathise with him.

Yep.

When we were hit, I remember being surrounded by a sort of cloud of electrically charged vapour.

Just read and interesting fact.

In the U.S.

A new person is born every 9 seconds.

And someone dies every 10 seconds.

You do the maths.

Babbling's OK.

It's when they start to dribble from multiple orifices.

Is an overdose of anaesthetic, barbaric or empathetic in such circumstances?

All the best, ebuccube of America.

Compare that with 40000 gun deaths.

That's my boy.

1976.

On a trailer loading hay bales.

Trailer struck by lightening.

Knocked off the trailer.

Scary. 

I think that chance is a lot fairer.

My body will give up the ghost of it's own accord soon, anyway...And I'm OK with that.

It's nicer not to know exactly when though.

Can you prove any of that.

Just asking.

So you appeared nine months after the wedding?

Or your sibling did.

And the other one appeared...let's say 10 months after that. Give Mum a month to recover.

And the condoms in the bedside drawers...What were they for, water bombs to throw at the neighbours or something.

And those funny noises they used to make, when you should have been asleep.

At it.

Hammer and tongs Deb.

Rabbits Deb.

And don't think for one minute that your partner invented fellatio Deb.

And you certainly didn't invent cunnilingus.

Lordy Lordy...Makes you wonder how much love syrup's been consumed since the advent of recreational sex.

Easily enough to fill 10 Olympic sized swimming pools.

Just imagine diving into that Deb.

Why is something that is man-made, not naturally occurring?  (Nonetheless I did say naturally occurring) *

Isn't putting ones own fleeting universal existence first, a tad selfish?

And I'm prepared to take my chances, just as you would have to be.

Hey.

I was just playing the climate change denier.

Britain is well flooded at the moment.

Though that happens from time to time.

And I think that we should be grateful for all the water.

Storms...An amazing natural desalination mechanism.

Analyse and weep Deb.

Analyse and weep.

And that's not a compound word, consisting of anal,  and an anagram of yes. 

And I bet your Dad was hung like a Donkey.

And your Mum screamed like a Howler Monkey.

No offence intended.

Actually.

Hindus come in at No3.

They missed out on all that magical middle eastern flying man stuff.

They've got a whole book  load of other crazy dudes to consider.

And they started considerably earlier.

So GODDO, more than likely is an Elephant with 6 arms.

What do you make of that Deb?

Go have a bath in the Ganges.

But watch out for the cremation debris.

Fact  is.

2.5 billion people across the globe don't agree.

Well, that's not exactly true.

Most of them have probably never even read the book.

Much preferring the fairy story they were told as kids.

Yep.

You'll get used to it.

Bro D ain't triggered.

Bro D is Bro D.

Bro.

Is it non-sense to not shower for a week, but to change ones underwear daily?

Two pairs of underpants or seven will depend upon whether laundry frequency equals shower frequency, or is greater than shower frequency.

Let's be honest.

There was what actually happened.

And then a book was written quite a while later.

Would have been daft to sell the hero as a baddie.

Yep.

Gay and sexist.

So the temperature was similar 25 years ago?

They didn't allow gays in the military back then.

Virgin. (Sexual)

They who  have not partaken of, or been partaken by human flesh. (Must be breathing)

Animal fetishes not included.

P......Don't mention the P word.

300000 years and we still haven't come to terms with the pudendum business.

In fact, I think that we are getting worse.

All that effort and angst for a few moments of physical profundity.

Then rollover and go to sleep.

Or perhaps take the equipment for a quick piss, then go to sleep.

And repeat when necessary.

If there is a GOD, he must laugh his bollocks off.

Nope, GOD won't have bollocks.

Nor lady bits.

GOD designed life, death and reproductive angst, just so that he/she/they and the Angels could have a right old laugh.

Pronouns...Yep defo, GOD is a they.

Never fucked Mary.

Would mass depletion of the human race caused by a naturally occurring micro-organism, be genocide.

Especially if it was an act of GOD.

And in the long term, can you not see the benefits.

And then there's Thai Lady Boys.

All  desires rolled into one.

Or so says Mrs Zed.

Nope, something more efficient than 2020.

Needs to reduce World population by at least 50%.

Specifically, something that targets stupid genes. (Men with high testosterone levels)

Come on GOD give us a miracle.

Though there seems to be something of an evolving  demasculinization trend at the moment.

Might have potential in the long term.

But can the Planet wait. 

Of course it can.

The Planet doesn't give a toss.