Barney is the devil(joke)
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After 2 votes and with 1 point ahead, the winner is...
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Pro : Has to give funny reasons why Barney is evil and why he is the devil
Con : Has to give funny reasons why Barney is not evil and why he's not the devil
The rule: The funniest wins
Both participants were equally funny.
Unfortunately this is "A joke debate on whether Barney the purple dinosaur is the devil or not." I would prefer one aimed at yours truly.
Style
Con's description of a raided clown closet, reminded of the Lame Master from the most recent disaster of an episode of Doctor Who (https://www.cbr.com/doctor-who-modern-classic-doctors-clothes-bbc/), but I see no problem with the purple of the bowties, since bowties are cool... That said, the devil is likely hot tempered, and the opposite of cool, so it seems plausible that he would never wear one.
Spectrum
"The devil is far too clever, and would not have to resort to monotonous repetition."
Sounds like good advice for people throwing to insult each other online. So very much of it feels like spam of the same ten or so words over and over again. Hopefully the devil would do better.
Stoned
So much room for some fun rebuttals, such as "if you love your work, you're always happy, and the devil clearly loves torturing people". But alas, it was simply dropped.
666
Pro resurrected the old meme.
Con retorts that fans of the devil are obsessed with that number, suggesting Barney being more likely such a fan than the real McCoy.
Disguises
Pro details the devil can disguise himself as an angel of light, then uses Barney's incompetence at such as proof he's the devil... Like stepping on a rake, this walks into con's implicit logic for Barney being too incompetent to be the devil.
Con insults pro's eyesight for this failed comparison.
Barney ruined a generation
Apparently Barney caused a whole generation (including a couple celebrities) to be liberal.
BTW, Demi Lovato is pretty good in concert.
Con defends the celebrities with mistaken identity, tying to the previous quip about eyesight. He then agrees with Barney sucking, but uses that to leverage how the devil is probably offended at the comparison.
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In addition to the forfeiture, con both made me laugh more, and had better logic. So by every standard he takes the win.
Allah wrote the Quran. In Quran, it says that you must worship Allah and bow to him. Barney also wants for people to worship Barney and to bow to Barney.
Yes he does it and he has multiple names such as:
* Vishnu
* Shiva
* Brahma
* Metatron
* Avalokiteshvara/Guanyin
* Amaterasu
* Allah
* Moroni
* Aliens
* Zeus
* Odin
* Jibril
* etc
> This is not true as you know, its a joke
Liar!
🤭
Angel of light sounds like good way to bait people and impose on them his evil ways.
Barney possessed me when I was 4(can confirm(joke)) and my mom had to call 2 catholic priests just to get him out(joke).
This is not true as you know, its a joke
I have nothing against Barney. I'm just doing this as a joke because I'm a fan of anti Barney humor
The devil disguises himself as an angel of light.
My mind goes to the immediate kritik that my level of vileness is not a joke. 😈
A devil would not name himself Barney.