Rap randomness battle

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rating

567

debates

68.17%

won

Description

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Round 1

07.08.2023 09:23AM

Pro

my pterodactyl tear your ass hole paragraphs blow ferret backbones and inherit castles from the carrot pasture

unaware of hassles there's a rascal who compares your trash flow to embarrassed scat loads with no merit scattered

its amazing how the flows are syncopating with a crystal gazing bitch awaiting incubating egg sacks

its inflaming rage with situating sith in training dissuading you from any reply that I could get back

I'm inside of your colon laying eggs and fornicating maliciously intent upon deliciously feeding the stench of humans bleeding makes me want to have sex and cum while peeing all over your breasts its a sweet thing

I'm a figure skating flipping flaming homosexual bitch I'm banging RM's booty with ricocheting dick inflating disses hating on the gay things I'm saying isn't paving the way to progression it's abating human relations, put you in a waste bin equation who can taste him, I can taste his loosened wank been put through an asian glue adjacent to a placement in the SPED unit mating with mutant cavemen, this is booty hole mutilation

fact is I'm insane and I don't give a craplet I'm a magnet attractin' vapid statements out the ass to risk a star collapsing thats an asterisk, a star get it faggot bitch? flatulent fanny chips, as if any of your asses can stand reading this

I like to glue myself to the side of trains, because I cum when I'm in pain, I'm inside your cyberframe stealing the chips from inside your bank, your bankroll entire's drained, a bike with no tire training, a one-wheeled mind insane, all of the drugs can I obtain I would ordain that I should never abstain, wide awake on cyanide lakes I would drink because I want to kill myself and drink your blood from an iron tank

kill myself build my wealth pills might help til' I melt will I smelt your nuts into testicle ore?
I ingested your blood and your jizz and your flesh and your nipples and then I ingested some more

07.08.2023 10:07AM

Con

Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaTi-fe-RSc

Rapping on the random 'ting, bling bling, easy win, rape a shark, wet fish takes a 5 incher ripping a hole in it as I break the fin,

Why 5 inches only? Bitch you don't know me, I talked harpoon depth, my lightsaber swift like Kenobi's dong diggy ding,

Obi's homie, I run with the broski, slice the inVader like the harpoonani, shark, thick finger can't fit in the ring,

Slowly slowly begs the bitch this is painful, don't get anal about it, I'm a king, you're a peasant to take me you objectified thing.

I'm the best at the rapping, I'm the best the fapping,

You're the wild West cattle, I'm not just a bull to you cuck, I'm the cowboy, badman, madman noose to the neck you're a fish chaser, got tentacles on my face, I'm a Kraken,

Run motherfucker, go gun for the first place, dirt-faced, fallen on the ground eat shit that's a trip right there high on LSD, watch a sane mine's clarity blacken,

That's no racist shit but this guy gonna try to cancel me but happens to be more white than a bright light basic type-1 pattern,

I'm a type eleven you're the type for heaven, I'm the type that's in hell but Devil let's wield weapons,

You're a type that's never gonna break me, seven damn accounts could be created, you're a type 2 bellend.

Round 2

07.08.2023 06:03PM

Pro

banana bodied bolt cutters sheer through your esophagus
my lyrics are cacoaphanus thats chocolate in your moms anus

I'm going to tickle your mom's feet
and bite her nipples during shark week
so let God speak
open up the bible and inhale dark meat

have you ever read the bible cover to cover?
like when a shark with no blubber saved a fuck for your mother
she was swimming in the ocean with no undies upon her
I had to cover her with lobster with the money I laundered

you wanna hunt with a harpoon
cause' I fucked on your mom's poon
during the monsoon
that washed frogs through your thong room
you were in the closet trying on shoes
with a gay shoes salesman making ah-oohs

he liked the way they fit you
but it wasn't pay day yet you

couldn't buy the new fits
in your dick hole slide a toothpick

I'm going to lubricate you with grease and slide you down a tube into a bucket of razor blades
with a laser aimed at your butt hole while your dame is tamed with a fuck by a flaming wang
with a lit candle in the urethra, it was orangutan dang insane like a greedy banker's claim
shameless gays mate with aids at a lemonade stand made of eggs from a baconating burger chain

Wendy's egg sack cubes the steaks
I'll eat the whole human race
its as good as food can taste
cum on your mum's boobs and face

flabbergastically jabber jagging my jackolanterning stab your fanny
hammer hawking my hammurabi hastlehoffening castle coffining wabberjammy
slather slobber on my massive wank meat
bank cretin frog nipples area 51 beauty cream with vitamin E
garners saddle backed odin osama bin side of whipped cream
on your inner cunt folds that I slice a slit tween'

i NEED t0 smoke Sum alcohol
call it incalculable mouth dissolve
outer-ball fragment out of my sackusol
lysol in my lean, codeine in my cup of frogs
fuck your mom
codeine swimming pool I fucked your mom

07.08.2023 06:29PM

Con

Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwqxfxOdBzU

1 2 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOE, from the depths of my sole, I sneeze at'you,

Fuck you fuck you, summon a shrew, watch your worm wiggle, I suck, it's true, Zuck's a Jew,

One Jew, Two Jews, Nazis hate who? Is it real that it's rails on a train track CHOO CHOO fuck you're screwed,

You want random? Fuckin's spaz on it, Gates, you're a Hebrew? Wrong information, Covid-19, too-little too-late,

Netanyahu up the wazoo, he's a genius, he's great,

As for Einstein and Tesla, fuck dude, Tesla's not Jewish, that's bait,

Sorry about that, really just look, you took the bait, white supremacist come wait for this hook:

I'm the random spastic, madmantastic,

I'm the one you come to watch 'n' scream 'THAT'S SHIT'

I'm the idiot, moron, fool, fat-dicked, whack narcissist on the website that they derail threads for, that's it,

Fucking hell I know I'm girly, flexible body made of elastic,

Shave all over, wear makeup, fag shit,

Sorry, I didn't mean fag as in homo, I mean fag as in a smoking hot cigarette in britain that's thrown off a ship in the Atlantic,

The fish chaser swallows me and chokes and that's the random, CRACKED WHIP

Round 3

07.09.2023 03:54PM

Pro

fuck with it
you ain't random as me, just quit it
so much game with the stick that you thought it was quidditch
the fact is that you sus bitches don't eat ya spinach
you ain't equipped with the spittin' image of delicious dumb fishes

sashimi your testicles
pressed and rolled with vegetables
delectable, test it though
I'm technically a breast shitzu
when it folds
from the cut off, pocket rockets press your nose
into your sexual lobe
and make you smell deception hoe

the coffee was on sale for five bucks a pack
like when Mulan tried to pass as male and tucked her rack
run the track, you failed at the front attack
you should have come from the back
like your bitch when I'm humping that
I picked something black out of the fungus patch
while Daniel Negreanu dumped his jacks
cause' the fact my nuts were stacked with a flush, it's cracked

I cracked his jacks attacked he's flat like Mulan's rack
I jacked my sack while I go up on the pack in the trap

07.10.2023 10:18AM

Con

Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAkwuSNUcxk

You can rhyme but can't you spit sublime? Can your mind confine itself to make grammatical sense like mine?

I'm divine, fuckin' hell I'm like a whore screaming on a performing mime,

I'm like a gangbang with that sorta woman as large cocks get in line,

I'm like your father with your mother when you were aged 9, before any chemistry was lost, I'm like ripping of some curtains by mistake in the middle of the night with people outside the window that we realise are all blind.

I'm the best narcissist on DA, no question bout it, I'm never gonna be out-egod by a user who doesn't get a ban for not toeing the line,

I'm the online version of a lime squeezed in your eye and while you're cryin' I start kissing your mother your father blasts his unloaded TEC-9,

I'm the tickytocky clock and it's instagramming time, you're the book with the face in my space swinging on vines,

I'm the chimp that you swing into, bestiality as I'm gaping what is mine,

3-rounds of anal rape and still it aint sunk in yet you're out of the asylum but memories are left behind.

whiteflame

07.25.2023 02:14AM

#20

Would have been removed for ineligibility
Sting
07.24.2023 02:42AM

rational mcmahon doesn’t do a good job. he doesn’t have intricate vocabulary and writes like he’s talking instead of rapping. he was also difficult to understand so i had to go back and read a few times and that just did not work for me.

but fishrider uses complex rhyme scheme and dinosaur puns that hit hard. he is using lyricism that combines big vocab with poetry. so he wins

whiteflame

07.25.2023 02:13AM

#19

Would have been removed for ineligibility
Boba_Tea
07.19.2023 03:02PM

Stronger Wordplay: FishChaser
Stronger Metaphors: FishChaser
Stronger Puns: FishChaser

FishChaser was dropping bomb after bomb, so he takes this in my opinion. Rational did have good flow but that isn’t enough to turn the balance in his favor.

Message me if either of you have any questions!

Best.Korea

07.24.2023 02:47PM

#18

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@RationalMadman

This is targeting through voting. Sting and Boba_Tea are troll voters. I cant help but noticing that all Boba_Tea's votes are on your debates and all are against you. Many his votes were removed.

07.24.2023 02:18PM

#17

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@Barney

@whiteflame

How did his mind suddenly change?

Sting voted for me before.

07.24.2023 02:01PM

#16

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@Barney

Was Sting eligible to vote now with the same rfd?

Sir.Lancelot

07.24.2023 06:35AM

#15

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@Sting

If you do decide to vote again, you're better off leaving more detail instead of simply just giving an explanation that consists of a few words.

Barney

07.22.2023 06:19AM

#14

Removed for ineligibility (additionally, some small amount of feedback to the debaters would be nice).
Sting
07.16.2023 01:04PM
Reason:
macman rapped better here

07.20.2023 07:10AM

#13

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@Savant

ty, your vote is appreciated and well-reasoned.

07.20.2023 12:51AM

#12

bruh

07.19.2023 11:10PM

#11

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@Devon

You are a poop holer

07.19.2023 11:05PM

#10

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@RationalMadman

Nah no need to discuss it in the DM, not that serious. Plus I'm not mad I was just messing with you. I been dropped that shit its old news. All good!

07.19.2023 11:03PM

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@Devon

Ty for the vote

07.19.2023 11:02PM

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@Devon

Do you genuinely not see the skill when fishchaser vsd you?

I am not saying you were terrible but he did outclass you. I am not sure what to say, like if you want to discuss in DM the battle, I will.

07.19.2023 07:32PM

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@Devon

Please vote on this

07.10.2023 09:49PM

Thank you for the invite. I will not be voting on any of your rap battles. I clearly don't know enough. Best of luck with it!

07.10.2023 01:47PM

More proof disengaging is smart, proven a futile endeavour

07.10.2023 01:46PM

Better than voting against me

Sir.Lancelot

07.10.2023 01:32PM

Thank you for the invite. I will not be voting on any of your rap battles. I clearly don't know enough. Best of luck with it!

Slainte

07.10.2023 12:14PM

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@RationalMadman

Thank you for the invite. I will not be voting on any of your rap battles. I clearly don't know enough. Best of luck with it!

07.10.2023 10:19AM

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@Slainte

@Sir.Lancelot

@Bella3sp

@Devon

Please proceed to vote

Sting

07.24.2023 06:42AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

but fishrider uses complex rhyme scheme and dinosaur puns that hit hard. he is using lyricism that combines big vocab with poetry. so he wins

Sir.Lancelot

07.24.2023 06:33AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

In my personal opinion, Pro's vocab, rhyming, and flow were the strongest in the Round 1 but stayed consistent throughout the entire battle. The context is pretty straightforward and while the wordplay isn't super-sophisticated, it is easy to understand.

Con's catchy use of the beat puts him off to a good start and I definitely approve of the way he chooses his words, especially the references to Obi-Wan Kenobi. The metaphors and wordplay may seem unnecessarily convoluted to first-time listeners but this is because of the sophistication of the style that is hard to comprehend to the untrained ear. It takes years of attuning to develop this sense.

That said, while I personally believe Con was slightly superior in some areas. I do prefer Pro's rapping style and ability because the tune sounds better to me.

Savant

07.20.2023 01:30AM

Criterion

Pro

Tie

Con

Points

Better arguments

3 point(s)

Better sources

2 point(s)

Better legibility

1 point(s)

Better conduct

1 point(s)

Reason:

Unfortunately, the description doesn't specify how to allocate points, but it looks like we're giving 7 points to the winner.

Both sides are sufficiently random, in my opinion, but Con was able to convey more meaning despite having shorter verses. In the first round, Pro rhymes a lot of unrelated words (which I suppose fits the resolution), but these don't translate into disses against Con. A lot of them seem like threats, which don't carry as much weight as calculated insults. Con is able to build on previous insults to paint a clearer picture ("why 5 inches only?", etc.) In the second round, Pro uses a lot of slant rhymes and a number of lines where even that kind of rhyme is questionable ("fit you"/"yet you"). Con is again able to paint a clearer picture with complex double meanings, with a complex multisyllabic rhyme scheme near the end. Pro again gives a lot of threats, and the quantity does hold some weight, but Con is able to respond with more vivid threats and again paint a clearer picture.

Both Pro and Con are random in the kinds of subjects they bring up, but Con is more coherent. So that's where my vote lands.