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@fauxlaw



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Fauxlaw,

YOUR BLATANT SATANIC QUOTE: "Sure. After 3,500 years of transcription, and translation errors, innocent or corrupt, what we have today is "exactly what the lord god himself predicted and said he would do."And I have a bridge over Death Valley for sale. Old chestnuts notwithstanding.

You making excuses for not accepting the Bible as written is the true definition of BLASPHEME!  Just who in the hell do you think you are?  

Where do you get the authority to state, that what the Bible says, is really NOT what the Bible says?  Where do you get the authority to propose that a Christian needs to use the latest "decoder ring" or "crystal ball" to understand what the Bible, IN YOUR UNGODLY SUBJECTIVE OPINION, is meant to say?  

We have seen so many Bible Rewriters like you that were sent here from Satan Himself, whereas in your Satanic opinion, it has been millenniums where Christians have not read the Bible correctly, but only since your arrival upon earth, is the Bible to be read in your subjective interpretation!  LAUGHABLE!


Jesus and I are going to have some great fun at your embarrassing expense, in making you the continued pseudo-christian Bible fool that you are, praise!


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RoderickSpode,

BLASPHEME!!!!

Regarding my post #6 that you FAILED TO ADDRESS, as if you haven't done this before many times, you bring forth another ruse to RUN AWAY from Jesus' true words! You play, "oh look at this shiny thing over here, isn't it magnificent, look, all nice and shiny, isn't it?" instead of at least "trying" to answer my post in question!

Don't you like our Jesus being a brutal serial killer of the innocent child? Huh?  Too scared to admit this biblical axiom?  YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THE EQUALLY BIBLE IGNORANT FAUXLAW AND RUN AWAY ALL THE TIME TO JESUS' TRUE WORDS, DO YOU?   In simpler terms for you to maybe understand, WWJD?

POSTED AGAIN:  Now, to the main crux of Stephens’s initial post, how do you feel about Jesus on yet another murdering spree of innocent children, where this time it is the first born in the land of Egypt?  Do we still promote that our Jesus is “ever loving and forgiving?” Yes or no?  To gain more followers to our faith, do we promote that our Jesus is a cruel and blatant serial killer of innocent babies and children?  Awaiting a cogent answer this time bible fool!

Lets talk about the above biblical axioms, shall we? Yes?


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@fauxlaw


Fauxlaw,

In your comical post number 23 and 25, your Satanic dribble is nothing but another RUNAWAY excuse from my godly post number 22, understood bible fool?  Do you need help in understanding the English language in my post in question?  You spew forth other languages as a ruse to RUNAWAY from mine and other members posts, whereas your RUNAWAY MO is self-evident within this forum!

Now, try and find a pair of "big boy pants," and instead of your "girlie boy tactics" of RUNNING AWAY from my biblically supported posts, actually address my post number 22, otherwise remain silent to save yourself any further embarrassment amongst the membership, do you understand?  Yeah, you do.

You literally slap Jesus in the face when His inspired words state that any Christian is to defend the faith, but all you can do is to RUN AWAY from it as embarrassingly shown!  "He must hold firm to the trustworthy word as taught, so that he may be able to give instruction in sound doctrine and also to rebuke those who contradict it." (Titus 1:9) 


RUN FAUXLAW, HURRY, RUN, GO HIDE WITH THE EQUALLY BIBLE IGNORANT MIA ETRNLVW! .........


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@Stephen


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Stephen,

In answer to your factual post #5, it is truly amazing that RoderickSpode shows himself as just another minion of Satan here at DEBATEART Religion forum. In behalf of Jesus, I had to brutally Bible Slap him silly once again in my godly post #6.  These biblically ignorant Bible fools refuse to accept the inconvenient fact that Jesus' true words supersede their Devil Speak! (“EVERY word of God is flawless; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him.“ (Proverbs 30:5)

What I am worried about, if we continue to show this ilk in how biblically wrong they are, then like the MIA ErtnlVw, that called Jesus a LIAR, and once biblically proven of this fact, he has mysteriously left from this forum, whereas once "schooled," other pseudo-christians may leave this forum!  It just might be you and me conversing together waiting for the next minion of Satan victim to appear to be biblically schooled as well.  

In my case, it is truly hard in being a TRUE Christian that follows and accepts ALL of Jesus' inspired words within the Scriptures.


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@RoderickSpode



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RoderickSpode,

YOUR UNGODLY AND UNBIBLICAL QUOTE: "The Pharaoh hardened his own heart. It was already hardened."

As I have said ad infinitum, it is truly unbelievable in how many outright biblically dumbfounded and ignorant pseudo-christians there are here at DEBATEART Religion forum, and RoderickSpode, you are vying to be at the top of the list!  

When you willfully deny that Jesus is not the one that hardened Pharaohs heart, then like the equally dumbfounded in bible knowledge, disgraced and MIA for good reason, EtrnlVw, YOU ARE CALLING JESUS A LIAR!  Do you realize the ramifications of performing this Satanic act?! Huh?


What part of the following INSPIRED BY JESUS passages don’t you understand where Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, hardened Pharaoh's heart?

“But the Lord hardened Pharaoh's heart, and he did not let the people of Israel go.” (Exodus 10:20)

But the Lord hardened Pharaoh's heart, and he would not let them go.” (Exodus 10:27)

And the Lord hardened the heart of Pharaoh king of Egypt, and he pursued the people of Israel while the people of Israel were going out defiantly.” (Exodus 14:8)

And I will harden Pharaoh's heart, and he will pursue them, and I will get glory over Pharaoh and all his host, and the Egyptians shall know that I am the Lord.” And they did so.” (Exodus 14:4)

But the Lord hardened the heart of Pharaoh, and he did not listen to them, as the Lord had spoken to Moses. (Exodus 9:12)

“But I will harden Pharaoh's heart, and though I multiply my signs and wonders in the land of Egypt,” (Exodus 7:3)

And the Lord said to Moses, “When you go back to Egypt, see that you do before Pharaoh all the miracles that I have put in your power. But I will harden his heart, so that he will not let the people go.” (Exodus 4:21)


Now, wipe the proverbial egg from your face AGAIN, whereas TRUE Christians like myself are getting sick and tired of pseudo-christians like you bastardizing the Bible in what you want it to say, instead of what it actually says, understood bible fool?


Now, to the main crux of Stephens’s initial post, how do you feel about Jesus on yet another murdering spree of innocent children, where this time it is the first born in the land of Egypt?  Do we still promote that our Jesus is “ever loving and forgiving?” Yes or no?  To gain more followers to our faith, do we promote that our Jesus is a cruel and blatant serial killer of innocent babies and children?  Awaiting a cogent answer this time bible fool!


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@fauxlaw


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Fauxlaw,

YOUR QUOTE POST #23 TO MY POST #22:  "ma gavte la nata"

Which is defined as: "I can't argue Brother D's statements in his post #22 and remain intelligent looking in the aftermath, therefore I will quote Latin to make me look smarter than I actually am within this forum so as to RUNAWAY from yet another one of Brother D's biblically vouchsafed posts."

Run along kid.

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@Stephen


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Stephen,

Unfortunately you are opening up the flood gates once again for the truly Bible ignorant pseudo-christians like Doc Frank, Tradesecret, FAUXLAW, the MIA EtrnlVw, et al, to try their best to Satanically spin doctor away yet another of Jesus' murdering sprees towards innocent babies, this time, in the land of Egypt.

This treatise of yours just shows me why I still have a hard time worshiping and believing in a murdering serial killer Jesus in the 21st Century. :(


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@fauxlaw

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Fauxlaw, 


YOUR HONEST AND TRULY REVEALING QUOTE IN POST #2: “Why do I feel like this forum is directed against me?” 

The simple answer to your revealing question, is the fact of your Satanic Devil Speak in trying to rewrite the Bible to the way you want it to be is getting old, get it?

I am sure the pseudo-christian crowd is tired of this continued ruse of yours, where in only one of many of your embarrassing comedy acts, is when in another thread you state that the days in the Contradicting Creation narratives were “great time periods of thousands upon thousands, upon thousands of years.”  Preposterous! Your lack of intellect does not allow you to realize the ramifications of your child like rhetoric upon this topic when promoting such nonsense.

Christians within this forum want logical and godly conclusions supported by the true words of Jesus within the scriptures, as Yahweh God incarnate, NOT some psycho musings from yet another minion of Satan like you spewing forth your biblically unsupported rhetoric, understood Bible ignorant fool? Huh?

The only thing that you bring to this prestigious forum is your ungodly precepts and your  "comedy of errors" which are only entertaining to the equally bible ignorant fools like you!


Fauxlaw, you are blatantly guilty of the following Jesus inspired word:  “For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear.” (2 Timothy 4:3)


In the true words of Jesus in Matthew 4:10 that relates to you, BE GONE SATAN!


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n8nrgmi,

YOUR INSOLENT QUOTE: "i dont know about anyone else.... but i find this thread highly laugh out loud entertaining. "

As if the pseudo-christian EtrnlVw isn't embarrassed enough in this thread, what gives you the notion in joining him by laughing out loud when the topic in question is about Yahweh Jesus being a serial killer when he initiated His Great Flood upon His JEWISH creation?  Is it laughable to you in the Great Flood scenario as innocent zygotes, fetus' and babies were drowning a horrific death along with their mothers?

Do a mind visual to see innocent babies that are allegedly evil were being drowned a horrible death by hopelessly treading water in Yahweh/Jesus' Great Flood for hours as they cried out in horror to their mothers in horror. Think of their muscles being burned due to large amounts of lactic acid production as they were treading the cold ocean waters. Then, once they finally gave up, they went under into the ocean depths and held their little breaths where acidic carbon dioxide eroded their little lungs until the unbearable pain forced them to inhale where there was no air for them to breathe. All the while, our ever loving and forgiving serial killing Yahweh/Jesus God was watching. (Hebrews 4:13) 

Therefore, what gives you the right to laugh out loud to this horrific biblical situation?  BLASPHEME!


In the meantime, have you seen EtrnlVw possibly running past your house to hide from this thread where he was made the biblical fool?  If you see him, tell him to get his Satanic presence back in here because Jesus, myself, Stephen, and others are not done with him yet!



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@Stephen



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Stephen,

Pertaining to the pseudo-christian EtrnlVw, I think that any reputable Christian discussion forum should have in their bylaws; that if you perceive yourself as a Christian, and you make claims from your opinions and/or hearsay that are not supported biblically, like our pseudo-christian EtrnlVw has done in this thread alone, you should be equally warned in the same vein as other infractions that are not permitted as well.

The problem arises that it is too easy to become a Christian, where in essence you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, and "poof," you're in the club, and that's it!  Subsequently you are spoon fed your doctrine at a myriad of different and contradicting divisions of churches around the nation, where even though they contradict each other in their doctrine and understanding, and at times they have their own rewritten bibles, they are all only the correct division of the faith. 

Therefore, with the topic of this thread, poor ol' pseudo-christian EtrnlVw got his hands caught in the proverbial Cookie Jar, and seemingly now he is in hiding to save himself from any further embarrassment.  The normal MO of a pseudo-christian, RUN, and in this case, others will forget about his calling Jesus a LIAR!


I am still awaiting EtrnlVw to fully address my very revealing post #23, other than to RUN AWAY from it!  Furthermore, EtrnlVw has yet to address the fact that Jesus and I slapped more egg upon his face in my posts 26, 33, and 38, which they too, go embarrassingly unanswered!

I personally can gain solace in knowing that Jesus will certainly deal with EtrnlVw drastically upon Judgment Day, praise!
 
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@RoderickSpode


RogerSpode,

MY STATEMENT TO YOU AGAIN 3RD TIME: "Now, are you going to tell me how I am allegedly in a corner of the topic at hand, or are you going to continue to runaway in a child like manner?"

By not responding in kind to my quote above, AGAIN #3, it is duly noted that you have accepted your inept limitations in discussing the Bible with the Brother D!

You are embarrassingly excused AGAIN.


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@RoderickSpode


RoderickSpode,

YOUR OUT OF DATE QUOTE: "Im sorry Brother D. Was I ignoring you? "

No, you have not been ignoring me, but logic 101 states that you have been running away from me instead, get it? You called me out in post #40, I responded in kind, then you went silent subsequent to you probably pissing in your pants because of me responding!  Now, are you going to tell me how I am allegedly in a corner of the topic at hand, or are you going to continue to runaway in a child like manner?


YOUR SEEMINGLY INSIPID QUOTE: "I want to commend you for the compassion you've shown Stephen".

Compassion, NOT!  The term "Respect" is more applicable because Stephen knows more about the Bible than you will ever learn, whereas, I cannot chastise him because of this blatant fact!  


YOUR INSIDIOUS INQUIRING QUOTE: " Where do you think he will spend eternity if he remains an atheist?"

As if you didn't know the answer to your question, how insidious can you get?!  My godly time is valuable, understand? In any event, Stephen is an ATHEIST, which defines the fact that he does not accept our serial killer Jesus the Christ. Therefore, the following passage is applicable to him spending eternity in the burning sulfur lakes of fire upon his demise.

“But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” (Revelation 21:8)


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@Stephen


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Stephen,

Even though you are an Atheist, you know more about the Bible than the Hell bound EtrnlVw which is quite an irony.  I have engaged many pseudo-christians over the years, but I HAVE NEVER come across one like EtrnlVw where he actually had the audacity to call Jesus a LIAR, along with the other esteemed biblical characters within the scriptures, as I have blatantly shown in my very revealing post #23!  

As is easily shown within this thread, EtrnlVw actually thinks that by calling me derogatory names in his subsequent grade school posts to me, THAT DO NOT ADDRESS THE MAIN TOPIC AT HAND, is a plausible refutation to him being guilty of calling Jesus the Christ a LIAR!  This alludes to the probable fact that EtrnlVW is very, very young and is a truly inexperienced pseudo-christian relative to the faith.

This must be a very embarrassing moment for EtrnlVw, especially in front of his assumed friends that are also within this thread looking at his runaway stance to Jesus' inspired passages. Where these said passages have found him guilty of woeful biblical ignorance that has landed him a one-way E-ticket ride to the depths of the burning sulfur lakes of Hell upon his demise!  Praise Jesus' revenge upon the ungodly!



Furthermore, I am sure you have noticed within this thread that the equally Bible ignorant Fauxlaw looks to be vying to be more Bible ignorant than EtrnlVw with his comical subjective unsupported opinions taking precedent over Jesus' inspired words within the scriptures!  Unfortunately, DEBATEART Religion forum is turning into a bastion of some of the most ungodly Bible ignorant pseudo-christians on the internet!  Sad indeed.


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Melcharaz,

I haven't cursed you, I haven't brought you down in the true sense of term, I have not preached another gospel as shown with my biblical verse vouchsafing, therefore your irrelative statements are embarrassing towards you. Why again am I not surprised? :(

The only thing that I stated was the FACT that you ran away from my post #49 within this thread!  Whereas you obviously cant address it in kind, other than to embarrassingly RUN AWAY from it in the name of Satan! WWJD? Run or stand ground?  Correct, Jesus would not RUNAWAY like you are doing and you want to call yourself a Christian? NOT! lol.

Melcharaz, if you can’t defend the faith as Jesus wants you to do (Titus 1:9), then you have yet to learn that sometimes when you bring a Boy Scout pocket knife to the discussion against my Abrams M-1 fully loaded tank in the name of Jesus, it is better for you to just accept your limitations of the faith and remain silent and just watch this forum upon the sidelines.  Okay? Thanks.


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EtrnlVw,


YOUR SYNTACTICAL IGNORANT QUOTE, LOL!!! : "If I wanted to insult you I would have retaliated when you called me  "ignorant, and stupid" in post #23 (is that what you mean by derogatory names?)"

Barring the fact that you are inept of the English language in its linguistic elements, as well as being biblically ignorant, produce my entire sentence in my post #23, within context, which is:  “There are times within this Religion Forum where I think, naw, the pseudo-christian like you can't get any more biblically dumbfounded, ignorant, and stupid, but then, ……… ”

The key word is “biblically,” understand? You are “biblically dumbfounded, ignorant, and stupid” and not NOT dumbfounded, ignorant, and stupid PERSONALLY, in which you have alluded too, understood? Huh? 2+2=4, yes?   As if you were not embarrassed enough with your Satanic rewriting of the scriptures, now you show the forum your flaws of understanding the English language as well!  When will you stop stepping in the proverbial poo?


What part of me saying to you that I do not want you to get banned because I haven't even started upon your Devil Speak in trying to rewrite the scriptures didn't you understand?  When you stated the following in your runaway post #37 to the main topic at hand: "Now crawl back under your bridge and get a grip troll" is in fact derogatory, and if the moderators followed the rules, you would get a time out and be banned, understood?  Jesus and I want you on this forum to show others as an example of what a true pseudo-christian acts and looks like in the name of Satan, GET IT?


Yes, we know your anemic post #37 was yet another "smoke screen" to not address my revealing post #33,  but I will await you addressing said post because I know you do not want to be known as a Satanic RUN AWAY to Jesus' true words within this forum, understand?  How embarrassing would this be piled upon your many other missteps? LOL!

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Roderick Spode,

Well, in front of this forum, you have accepted the FACT that you admit that you are as bible ignorant as Melcharaz, or you couldn't find your "big boy" pants to have a discussion about you calling me out (Post #40), or both. You are who you pretend to be in this forum, and that is an assumed Christian, which is laughable at best!  

Since you remain silent to my posts, even when mentioning me in your posts, then just sit on the side lines where you belong in the first place, like a little puppy on the front porch and watch the big dogs play.  I will continue to easily Bible Slap you with a newspaper when needed when you get out of line with your total Bible ignorance.

Besides, deep down you realize that you DO NOT even come close in having the acumen to even "tip toe" out and engage me upon the Christian faith. I like it when a pseudo-christian like you can accept his rightful position in this forum, and that is, accepting your biblical ignorance, and that you cannot defend the faith as Jesus wanted you to do in the passage below. Good for you in coming to terms with these blatant facts, praise!  

"He must hold firm to the trustworthy word as taught, so that he may be able to give instruction in sound doctrine and also to rebuke those who contradict it." (Titus 1:9) 


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RELATING TO MELCHARAZ: 

Poor ol' Melcharaz referred a quote to me in his post #27; "the devil is the accuser of the brethern, just ignore thomas," whereas in actuality, the Devil is the one like Melcharaz who ran away from our discussion elsewhere within the Religion Forum! Whats new towards the pseudo-christian modus operandi of running? NOTHING!

We can only assume that Melcharaz is actually following the Jesus inspired passage herewith: "Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues." (Proverbs 17:28).  Good for Melcharaz, where at least this ONE TIME he is actually following Bible scripture!


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Stephen,

Your post #31 is very revealing and biblically sound, but do not expect a cogent answer from the Bible ignorant EtrnlVw anytime soon, or not at all, because like so many other pseudo-christians within DEBATEART, their stance towards seemingly disturbing passages and narratives is to just runaway from them, in part, by posting grade school responses like EtrnIVw has done with me.

With your overall posts upon this forum, the irony of which, you as an Atheist is more of a TRUE Christian like myself by bringing forth ALL, and I repeat, ALL of the Bible's inspired word to support your position, than any of the "pretend" Christians on DEBATEART!  These "pretend Christians" don't even have the sense to feel embarrassed about this fact as Jesus watches their ungodly stance like EtrnIVw, et al, has unequivocally shown us (Hebrews 4:13).

Stephen, the pseudo-christians within this thread, especially EtrnIVw, are all guilty of Jesus' inspired word forthwith: "For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear." (2 Timothy 4:3). CASE CLOSED IN THE NAME OF JESUS, PRAISE!

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@EtrnlVw





EtrnlVw,,

YOUR RUNAWAY QUOTE FROM THE TOPIC AT HAND IN POST #32:  "No, nothing was demonstrated by that lunatic lol, and he's probably an atheist not a Christian. He's just pretending to be one to make believers look like wackos." 

Barring the FACT that you do not address me personally when running away from my godly posts numbers 23 and 26 to you that explicitly shows you to be one of the most blatant biblically ignorant pseudo-christians on DEBATEART, so I am considered a "lunatic" for showing explicitly that you called Jesus a LIAR, along with other notable biblical characters as well?  Are you serious? Are you saying that you do not understand the ramifications of calling Jesus a LIAR? Bible Logic 101 easily escapes you, priceless!

What biblical scriptures support your Satanic rhetoric that what the Bible says in the case of the Great Flood narrative can be dismissed because they are not applicable relative to what a person can do?  Your OPINIONS, and/or hearsay, doesn't mean squat when relating to the scriptures if they are not supported by the scriptures, understood? Maybe? Yes? Do you need further instruction?

Now, your homework, to save you further embarrassment upon this forum, is to bring forth inspired by Jesus passages to support your position in your laughable post #32.  Otherwise, you are on embarrassing thin ice that will easily crack when I confront you in upcoming posts. Get it? Yeah, you do.



Sidebar:  Heads up, forum rules say that you are not to personally attack members with derogatory names like "lunatic," like you have done with me. In your case, I understand that you have to perform this act because you do not have a cogent response to my posts #23 and 26, other than to run away  from them in total embarrassment as shown.   Therefore, I do not want you to get banned because I haven't even started upon your Devil Speak in trying to rewrite the scriptures, understood?!



Oh, any luck yet on getting your post #4 removed to at least wipe some of the proverbial egg off of your face in the name of Satan?  You should band together with your equally Bible ignorant cohorts to message the moderators post haste to hopefully remedy this ungodly situation. You can thank me later for reminding you.


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EtrnlVw

YOUR IRRELATIVE AND REVEALING QUOTE DEFINES YOU OF BEING EMBARRASSED TO NO END!:  "Settle down before you burst a blood vessel. Get a grip."

Hmmm, in turn, obviously the only one that needs to get a grip of bible reality is YOU because of your post #4 calling esteemed Bible characters, INCLUDING JESUS, as LIARS!!  We didn't see you use pseudo-christian apologetic spin doctoring to try and get out of your complete biblical ignorance, therefore, why are we not surprised?  At least "try," although I will easily make sure it will be in vain once again, understood?

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Have you notified the moderators to try and remove your post #4 in being one of the most embarrassing posts that a pseudo-christian like you could ever make here at DEBATEART? Huh?  Maybe give them time to compose themselves from laughing their asses off regarding your post #4! Yes?

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I am in a few other Christian discussion forums and they have a stationary post at the top of the main page of discussion where we list some of the most outrageous bible ignorant posts that we have ever seen, and guess what, you are providing laughable and spirited conversation when I posted yours! Satan is smiling in your behalf. Congratulations, but Jesus is NOT smiling regarding your ungodly post where I would give anything to see you pass the Pearly Gates and then Jesus confronts you upon you calling Him a LIAR!

Oh well, Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, did't create Hell and not plan on using it, especially in your case of calling Him a LIAR!

"But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, AND ALL LIARS, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” (Revelation 21:8)


EtrnlVw, shhhhhh, don't worry, I will put aside the biblical axiom that you are now guilty of the dreadful "Unpardonable Sin," and the horrific ramifications thereof, okay? You can thank me later. Shhhhhhhh, mums the word.  :(



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Alec,

YOUR QUOTE: "I don't see how you can fit over 13 million animals into a volume 1/3 the size of the titanic, which is smaller than almost all cruses."

I am sorry, but your figures of the approximate number of animals upon Noah's Ark are not correct. The closer number should read approximately 19.2 million animals upon the 450 foot long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high Noah's ark (Genesis, chapter 6). This is because of the biblical axiom of the following passage and the number of species within the world at this time (http://www.plosbiology.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pbio.1001127 ).

Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, stated: "Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate," (Genesis 7:2) This deduces to 9 pairs of animals equaling 18 in number. Therefore biblically, taking 18 animals of each kind and multiplying it by the known number of species of said animals on earth at this time, which is approximately 1.2 million, then you come up to an approximate total of 19.2 million of animals that were upon Noah's ark.  Simple enough?  Biblically speaking, sure it is.

What disgusts TRUE Christians like me that have to accept the above godly propositions as true, is that the Hell Bound liberals show within religious books that there is only one pair of animal upon Noah's Ark!  BLASPHEME! They will pay upon Judgment Day, praise!

This dissertation of course does not account for 18 of each specie of whales that had to be upon the 450 foot long Ark within ocean salt water to keep them alive. Anyway, you get the gist of Jesus' Great Flood narrative, don't you?


In a godly fashion, may I suggest that you do not pay attention to the outright biblically ignorant EtrnlVw anymore? This is because it was easily shown by me that this minion of Satan is one of the most Bible ignorant pseudo-christians upon DEBATEART in my post #23 to him!   He has enough problems with showing the following inspired by Jesus passage: "A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will perish." (Proverbs 19:9)


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EtrnlVw,

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YOUR UNBELIEVABLE UNGODLY QUOTE!!!!: "Well you know you aren't required to believe it, it won't change your relation or beliefs in God. So, it doesn't really matter whether it happened or not.”

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WHAT DID YOU JUST STATE???!  There are times within this Religion Forum where I think, naw, the pseudo-christian like you can't get any more biblically dumbfounded, ignorant, and stupid, but then, Jesus and I run across your post #4 stating that you really don't have to believe in Jesus' Great Flood scenario because it won't change your relation to beliefs in Yahweh/Jesus.  BLASPHEME!

EVERY WORD OF GOD IS FLAWLESS; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him.“ (Proverbs 30:5) Get it bible fool?


EtrnlVw, when your Devil Speak proffers such blatant biblical stupidity and wilful ignorance in your post #4, then subsequently you are calling the following biblical characters as LIARS because they state that the Noahan Flood actually happened!!!

YOU ARE CALLING JESUS CHRIST A LIAR WHEN HE SAID:  "For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be." (Matthew 24:38-39)

YOU ARE CALLING JESUS, AS YAHWEH GOD INCARNATE, A LIAR WHEN HE SAID:  “And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth. (Genesis 9:11)

YOU ARE CALLING JESUS, AS YAHWEH GOD INCARNATE, A LIAR WHEN HE SAID:  And God said, “This is the sign of the covenant that I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for all future generations: I have set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be a sign of the covenant between me and the earth. When I bring clouds over the earth and the bow is seen in the clouds, I will remember my covenant that is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh. And the waters shall never again become a flood to destroy all flesh.” (Genesus 9: 12-17)

YOU ARE CALLING JESUS, AS YAHWEH GOD INCARNATE, A LIAR WHEN HE SAID: “This is like the days of Noah to me: as I swore that the waters of Noah should no more go over the earth, so I have sworn that I will not be angry with you, and will not rebuke you.” (Isaiah 54:9)

YOU ARE CALLING PETER A LIAR WHEN HE SAID:  "By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed." (2 Peter 3:6) 

YOU ARE CALLING LUKE A LIAR WHEN HE SAID: “They were eating and drinking and marrying and being given in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark, and the flood came and destroyed them all.”  (Luke 17:27)

YOU ARE CALLING PAUL A LIAR WHEN HE SAID: By faith Noah, being warned by God concerning events as yet unseen, in reverent fear constructed an ark for the saving of his household. By this he condemned the world and became an heir of the righteousness that comes by faith.” Hebrews 11:7)

YOU ARE CALLING MOSES A LIAR WHEN HE SAID: The Lord sits enthroned over the flood; he Lord sits enthroned as king forever.” (Psalm 29:10)


EtrnlVw, seriously, maybe you can talk to the moderators to get your embarrassing post #4, and rebuttals to said post, removed to save yourself any further and laughable embarrassment on this forum? Yes?  Otherwise, this memorable post #4 of yours in slapping the inspired word of Jesus’ Great Flood scenario in actually happening, will unfortunately live with you for as long as you remain within this forum!  I even had to take a screen shot of your Satanic post #4 because I couldn’t believe a pseudo-christian like you could ever be SO BLATANTLY BIBLE IGNORANT!!!

For obvious reasons, here is a picture of the Satanic EtrnlVw’s bible:
https://klifeminorg.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/bible-cutout-e1501769489506.jpg


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Melcharaz,

Before I add more proverbial egg upon your face, you don't get something for nothing, understood bible ignorant pseudo-christian?  You have a lot of "catching-up-to-do" because you are running away from the total content of the topic at hand in my post #37, why?  Are you related to TRADESECRET AND RODERICK SPODE?

Barring your atrocious spelling, which in itself is ungodly, therefore to make it simple for you, here are the propositions once again that you didn’t address thus far in said post above. READY?


WHAT IS YOUR POSITION UPON THIS BIBLICAL AXIOM THAT IS EQUAL TO THE TOPIC AT HAND:

Our Yahweh/Jesus exemplifies evil more so than calamity in Isaiah 45:7, and maybe that is why the King James Bible used the word evil before the Bible was rewritten by minions of Satan?  One of many murdering sprees relative to Yahweh/Jesus' creation was His enactment of the Great Flood. Imagine Yahweh/Jesus drowning of innocent zygotes, fetus' and babies that did not know evil to begin with, and being the reason God brutally murdering them.  

Can you imagine the parents watching their innocent babies take their last gasp of air as they cried out to their parents, only to succumb to the depths of the ocean to die a horrific painful drowning death? Huh?  As EVIL is defined, Yahweh/Jesus was morally reprehensible in His Great Flood, and barring the murdering of innocent zygotes and fetus as well when mothers were drowned, which makes Yahweh/Jesus an abortionist, YAHWEH/JESUS WATCHED THIS DEPLORABLE EVENT!!! (Hebrews 4:13).



WHAT IS YOUR POSITION UPON THIS BIBLICAL AXIOM THAT IS EQUAL TO THE TOPIC AT HAND:  

Besides, Amos in this following passage denotes that Yahweh/Jesus is the cause of evil again: “Shall there be EVIL in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?" (Amos 3:6) 

Therefore, the TRUE Christian like myself has to accept that our Yahweh/Jesus was evil in the brutal slaughtering of His creation in many instances within the scriptures, and rationally speaking, there is absolutely no apologetic spin doctoring that can remove this fact, where if tried in vain by the pseudo-christian proffering such nonsense, subsequently can not look intelligent looking in the aftermath!


Now, if you need help in having others to show you what position to take in the above propositions that you ran away from, then I might suggest to get Dr. Franklin to step in to think for you since you cannot do it yourself, okay?  As if your bible ignorance isn't funny enough, including Doc Franklin would be equal to Saturday Night Live! LOL!

YOU MAY BEGIN:


We'll discuss your FRAUDULENT and LAUGHABLE Pentecostal Faith subsequent to you addressing the above propositions you ran away from, okay? There is a reason this forum probably didn't name the Pentecostal religion to choose from, and that is because it is one of the most Satanic Faiths known to man!  Maybe the forum essentially didn't want to embarrass the person that swallowed the Pentecostal faith to begin with, 2+2=4.


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YOUR TRUTHFUL QUOTE: "They will continuously rewrite and redefine words to suite their narrative to make is appear that the ancient god of the Hebrews ..."

You are correct, and what they also do is to RUN AWAY from a refutation to their last embarrassing quote to us.  Watch the Satanic Roderick Spode in what he does as I stated in the above post.  Will he RUNAWAY from my posts to him AGAIN in the name of Satan again, or will he at least "try," although it will be in vain, to actually show where I am allegedly in a perceived corner.  We shall see.

These said pseudo-christians that rewrite Yahweh/Jesus' TRUE WORDS are guilty of the following word of God in an anachronistic way, because what is actually stated, is embarrassing to them and the faith:  For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear.” (2 Timothy 4:3)


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RoderickSpode,

YOUR POSSIBLE RUNAWAY QUOTE AGAIN: "Brother D knows he's in a corner. He's just parodying his way out of it.  He's supposed to be the comedian here, but the funny one is you. You actually believe what you're saying."

Are you going to runaway again from my posts to you that explicitly show you to be as bible ignorant as Tradesecret, Melcharaz, et al? Huh?  Now, try and find your "big boy" pants, put them on for a change, and show me where  I am allegedly in a perceived corner! 

This forum is watching you, so don't be known as a habitual RUNAWAY from Yahweh/Jesus' true words that I post, understood?

Ready? BEGIN, the clock is ticking!  


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Melcharaz,

YOUR ERRONEOUS QUOTE: "Im going to assume you don't read or you don't recognize that Hebrew words have differing meanings. Would you care to exegete how evil is the better word for Isaiah 45:7 instead of calamity?"

Yes, I understand certain Hebrew words have different meanings, but in the case of Isaiah 45:7, EVIL was used in showing that Yahweh/Jesus creates EVIL, period. In turn, I am assuming that your reading comprehension goes severely wanting again because what I stated before in my post #33 answered your question. Once again: "Since the English King James Bible is the closet to the inspired word of Yahweh/Jesus that is available to all, then when it states that Yahweh/Jesus specifically created EVIL in Isaiah 45:7, then this is to be another godly biblical axiom without question, period!"  Understood now?


Evil: morally reprehensible: sinful, wicked, an evil impulse arising from actual or imputed bad character or conduct.

Calamity:  a disastrous event marked by great loss and lasting distress and suffering, or misery caused by major misfortune or loss. 

Our Yahweh/Jesus exemplifies evil more so than calamity in Isaiah 45:7, and maybe that is why the King James Bible used the word evil before the Bible was rewritten by minions of Satan?  One of many murdering sprees relative to Yahweh/Jesus' creation was His enactment of the Great Flood. Imagine Yahweh/Jesus drowning of innocent zygotes, fetus' and babies that did not know evil to begin with, and being the reason God brutally murdering them.  

Can you imagine the parents watching their innocent babies take their last gasp of air as they cried out to their parents, only to succumb to the depths of the ocean to die a horrific painful drowning death? Huh?  As EVIL is defined, Yahweh/Jesus was morally reprehensible in His Great Flood, and barring the murdering of innocent zygotes and fetus as well when mothers were drowned, which makes Yahweh/Jesus an abortionist, YAHWEH/JESUS WATCHED THIS DEPLORABLE EVENT!!! (Hebrews 4:13).


Besides, Amos in this following passage denotes that Yahweh/Jesus is the cause of evil again: “Shall there be EVIL in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?" (Amos 3:6) 

Therefore, the TRUE Christian like myself has to accept that our Yahweh/Jesus was evil in the brutal slaughtering of His creation in many instances within the scriptures, and rationally speaking, there is absolutely no apologetic spin doctoring that can remove this fact, where if tried in vain by the pseudo-christian proffering such nonsense, subsequently can not look intelligent looking in the aftermath!


Melcharaz, what division of Christianity do you follow?  Baptist, Lutheran, Catholic, or?  I ask you this because your biography page is very silent on many facts of your faith, as if you were embarrassed by them, as TRADESECRET obviously is because his bio is TOTALLY SILENT!  What is with you pseudo-christians in being embarrassed about your faith where your silence can be the only logical reason of you two being silent upon it in your bios! Jesus is NOT smiling in your ungodly behalf!


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Melcharaz,

YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE: “i was referencing the hebrew word for evil, which "ra" is used in place of calamity, even other bible translations use the word calamity instead of evil.

Okay, since you agree that the Hebrew word “ra” pertains specifically to “evil,” in which the Blue Letter Bible agrees, then we agree that Yahweh/Jesus created evil, and the embarrassing ramifications thereof,  as is stated in Isaiah 45:7. Case closed.


If you want to bring up the proposition that what the bible actually says, it really doesn’t, regarding evil vs calamity, and this is because your commentaries of consideration preclude that all of the authors add more confusion to this topic because they all had different conclusions on the passages in question, which makes it even more convoluting!!! HELLO? Therefore, how can anyone build a strong faith upon contradictions within the Bible?!  THINK!

In other words, “who’s on first,” and “what is on second,” and “I don’t know” is on third.  GET IT?!


What Yahweh/Jesus stated ONCE, I am sure that He didn’t mean for His creation to take in many different and contradicting ways, GET IT? Your apologetic and insidious mention of commentaries are calling Yahweh/Jesus a LIAR when it is perceived that what His inspired words said, are accepted in many different and contradicting ways! UNDERSTOOD?


Since the English King James Bible is the closet to the inspired word of Yahweh/Jesus that is available to all, then when it states that Yahweh/Jesus specifically created EVIL in Isaiah 45:7, then this is to be another godly biblical axiom without question, period!


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Melcharaz

YOUR QUOTE IN POST #12:  "Evil as in disruption of peace or calamity, God didnt create the concept of evil when lucifer first lifted himself up in pride, or when mankind disobeyed his direct commands. We made the choice."

Listen up, barring the fact that we didn't have the choice to begin with in your erroneous "Free Will" ruse, our Yahweh/Jesus created Lucifer in the first place bringing forth His evil ways, along with the impetus of evil, our Yahweh/Jesus as specifically stated in Isaiah 45:7 and many other Yahweh/ Jesus inspired passages.



“For by him ALL THINGS WERE CREATED, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things were created through him and for him.”  (Colossians 1:16) 

Before your bible ignorance tries in vain to rewrite the scriptures again, understand the following passage inspired by Yahweh/Jesus, understood?

“Every word of God its flawless; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him.“ (Proverbs 30:5) 

Therefore, every, I repeat, EVERY word of Yahweh/Jesus is flawless within the scriptures, period!  Therefore, do you want to call Yahweh/Jesus a LIAR in Colossians 1:16 that states with specificity that all things were created by Yahweh/Jesus for Him and by Him, therefore this includes Lucifer and His evil ways, where the impetus of evil was created by Yahweh/Jesus in the first place!  (Isaiah 45:7) 

The irony of which, Yahweh/Jesus knew beforehand that He was going to create Lucifer because of Yahweh/Jesus is omniscient.  “In whatever our heart condemns us; for God is greater than our heart and knows all things.” (1 John 3:20)  I know, anything less than Yahweh/Jesus being omniscient wouldn't be an all powerful God concept to begin with that created the universe, AND LUCIFER!



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FAUXLAW'S CONTINUED IRRELATIVE TO THE TOPIC QUOTE TO MY POST #90: "Macbeth not relative? Well, yes, he spoke to nothing regarding running, so the interpretative variance, notwithstanding, happens to be true. From there, it goes downhill. My reply, sir, to your three points was Macbeth [now repeated]: they signify nothing, as the tragic king concluded regarding lighted candles in the fury of an idiot's story regarding Macbeth's grief at the loss of his queen. Your apparent misunderstanding of English literature at its finest best not be exemplary of yours regarding biblical verse."

The above diatribe from faux law is another example on DEBATEART of RUNNING AWAY from the topics that I pose to him.  Yada, yada, yada, is all I see from this biblically ignorant fool, as he continues to RUN AWAY from me! LOL!

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ATroubledMan,

This all boils down to the fact that you deny Jesus' spirit in the term of "there I am among them," where in this case, it is me that Jesus is among in dealing with your complete and laughable biblical ignorance.


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@fauxlaw



faux law,

YOU CONTINUE TO RUN FROM ME, WHY?

Here is what you didn't address in my posts to you, other than you giving a statement by Macbeth that is not relative to your running away like a little boy, to wit:

In your revealing post #72, you are now down to grade school name calling relative to my moniker which is the first sign of defeat of your perceived intellect by taking the route "look over here at this shiny thing" because I have to try and get out of the predicament that the Brother D has put me in!  Why an I not surprised? 

The rest of your gobbledygook in your statement is only showing that you should have just remained silent to me correcting you again, to save what face you have left.

Barring your macho man statement of "bring it," especially at your age, you conveniently didn't address the main part of my post #84, obviously because you were too embarrassed to continue of the facts it contained!  Good move on your part, you are learning to STFU to save further embarrassment!

Because of the "plethora" of blatant biblical ignorance that you pervade in other threads, I will be a busy TRUE Christian!



Do not fret, you are defiantly on my list to show what an ignorant pseudo-christian you are. This will be easily accomplished when I deal with a few others of your ilk and type in other forums, understood?  When I engage you, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT run from my posts like you have done with the statements above. You don't want to leave DEBATEART sheepishly and then come back with another moniker to save face, do you? 


Ragnar, as you can see, when I Bible Slap fauxlaw in the name of Jesus, this is NOT harassment that I was allegedly guilty of before, agreed?

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ATroubledMan,

YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE: "Is that what they're calling Google these days? "

Not at all!  I have a "plethora" of material over the years, and in prayer Jesus reminded me of this fact regarding His main enemy Satan.  I therefore found the needed material for Stephen and presented it forthwith. 

With you still being a pseudo-christian, do you deny the fact that I converse with Jesus in prayer, or do you want to continue stepping in the proverbial poo again? JESUS STATED: "Call to me and I will answer you, and will tell you great and hidden things that you have not known." (Jeremiah 33:3). GET IT?


This forum in turning into a haven of Bible ignorant pseudo-christians like ATroubleMan represents, and Jesus is NOT smiling!


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YOUR SEALING YOUR FATE QUOTE: "You even put in bold the relevant part of which you are confused. The word "Among" means, 'surrounded by; in the company of, being a member or members of (a larger set). "

You are taking semantics to an embarrassing low level to try in vain to remove your biblical ignorance, because myself, Jesus in spirit, and in behalf of others that would correct you as well in this respect, the word "among" holds true.  Besides, as if Jesus wouldn't stand by me if only I was present in my easily Bible Slapping you silly, instead of two or three, or even a multitude was there, as the passage in question so states! 

YOUR CONTINUED EMBARRASSING QUOTE: Jesus did not state that he is standing with you and what you say."

"For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I among them.” (Matthew 18:20). First off, you are denying Jesus' statement of "there am I among them" which deduces to Jesus' spirit.  In turn, you are having an embarrassing time of understanding the term "spirit" of Jesus standing with me, where once again you slap Jesus in the face by denying His spirt! When does your insolence towards Jesus ever stop???!!!


Pseudo-christians like you, in name only, just don't know when to STFU to save further embarrassment, but would rather grasp for the proverbial straws that are just not there to begin with. Sad indeed.


Have you signed up for the Reading Comprehension 101 Class yet? Please do so, okay?


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faux law,

Barring your macho man statement of "bring it," especially at your age, you conveniently didn't address the main part of my post #84, obviously because you were too embarrassed to continue of the facts it contained!  Good move on your part, you are learning to STFU to save further embarrassment!

Because of the "plethora" of blatant biblical ignorance that you pervade in other threads, I will be a busy TRUE Christian!

I am in the hopes of our moderator Ragnar will let me correct your incorrect biblical thinking, and not take this act as "harassing you" in any way. We shall see.


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YOUR QUOTE ON WHAT OTHER NAMES SATAN IS CALLED WITHIN THE SCRIPTURES: "Can anyone tell me by what other titles/names that the bible refers to this being as?"

In prayer with Jesus last night, he referred me to the following:


"Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour." (1 Peter 5:8)

And the great dragon was thrown down, that ancient serpent, who is called the devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world—he was thrown down to the earth, and his angels were thrown down with him." (Revelation 12:9)

"We know that we are from God, and the whole world lies in the power of the evil one." (1 John 5:19)


"But when the Pharisees heard it, they said, “It is only by Beelzebul, the prince of demons, that this man casts out demons.” (Matthew 12:24)


"For this reason, when I could bear it no longer, I sent to learn about your faith, for fear that somehow the tempter had tempted you and our labor would be in vain." (1 Thessalonians 3:5)

"And the great dragon was thrown down, that ancient serpent, who is called the devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world—he was thrown down to the earth, and his angels were thrown down with him." (Revelation 12:9)


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Fauxlaw,

In your revealing post #72, you are now down to grade school name calling relative to my moniker which is the first sign of defeat of your perceived intellect by taking the route "look over here at this shiny thing" because I have to try and get out of the predicament that the Brother D has put me in!  Why an I not surprised?

The rest of your gobbledygook in your statement is only showing that you should have just remained silent to me correcting you again, to save what face you have left.

I couldn't help but notice that in other threads your biblical ignorance continues without bounds!  Jesus and I cannot believe some of the Devil Speak that you have expounded upon, therefore be ready for more embarrassing biblical correction in your behalf, okay?  


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ATroubledMan,


YOUR PREVIOUS QUOTE: "Sorry, but you can't include Jesus into your personal narrative as if he were standing there right in front of us," 

MY QUOTE SHOWING THAT JESUS STANDS WITH ME IN SPIRIT:  "For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I among them.” (Matthew 18:20)

With the biblical axiom in Matthew 18:20, Jesus does stand right in front of us when I Bible Slapped your Biblical ignorance! Therefore, your vain attempt to say otherwise in futile, period!

2+2=4, oil and water don't mix, and you are vying to be one of the most Bible ignorant pseudo-christians on DEBATEART Religion forum!


May I be of service to you, in the fact that you need to take an online Reading Comprehension class post haste, okay? Here is a link that you need to go to as soon as possible to save yourself further embarrassment if you plan to camp out on this forum, understood?

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YOUR RUNAWAY QUOTE FROM YOUR BIBLE IGNORANCE TO MY POST #68: "Ma gavte la nata"

Regarding you stepping in the proverbial poo once again, the correct term in Italian is "Ma levati il tappo" where the inference is in no way relative to my presence upon this forum because I can back up my propositions with biblical axioms, whereas your presence in this forum, is to run away from them in embarrassment.

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ATroubledMan,

YOUR ERRONEOUS QUOTE:  "That is wrong, I am not attacking a quote from Jesus."

Correct, I specifically stated in my post #57 that you attacked Jesus by your quote stating: "Sorry, but you can't include Jesus into your personal narrative as if he were standing there right in front of us," not that you attacked a Jesus quote!  H-E-L-L-O? 

You are obviously having a very hard time in understanding Matthew 18:20 relative to you positing that I can't have Jesus standing right in front of us when I Bible Slap the pseudo-christian like you, where most certainly I can. Jesus stated: "For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I among them.” (Matthew 18:20) What part of Jesus stating; "There am I among them" don't you understand where we are gathered in His name, He is there in spirit with us right in front of us?  GET IT?

Maybe you should take the RUNAWAY stance of your equally Bible ignorant Roderick Spode and not even try to address my posts to you like he has done to my post #55 within this thread? It may save you a lot of further grief in thinking that you know the scriptures, when in actuality, you don't in any way whatsoever.  You are just another example of a "pseudo-christian" within this forum.


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faux law,

YOUR RUNAWAY QUOTE IN POST #59: "blah, blah, blah. Tell it to someone who actually cares about your mirror through which you see everyone else, but not so well."

Instead of using an embarrassing grade school response to my statements making you the blatant ignorant pseudo-christian that you are, can you be more biblically specific in your answer?  I showed you two examples of Jesus being "Tired relating to His creation," where you said that was not possible, and all you can do is act like a 9 year old in response? 

Fauxlaw, you do realize that DEBATEART is an adult forum, don't you? Yes?  With your inept response above, maybe you would be more comfortable visiting a Christian Children's Forum?  To save you time from furthering your embarrassment within this forum, use the link below for an outlet where you would be more comfortable with children discussing the Bible, okay? You can thank me later.

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YOUR IGNORANT QUOTE UPON JESUS CAN'T BE TIRED OF HIS CREATION: "I doubt Jesus is tired of us. He did atone for us. He may be disappointed in us at times, but tired of us? Nope. You can go ahead on your own and be tired, that's okay."

Barring the fact that Jesus did not atone for us in a true sacrificial way, He can get tired of us and can stand only so much insolence towards Him, where the best example is bringing forth His Great Flood by murdering His entire creation because He got tired of His Hebrews were evil!  Can you imagine the poor mothers in horror as they watched their innocent babies take their last gasp of air before they went under the ocean waters for the last time to die a horrific death of drowning?  All the while, our Jesus was watching this drastic situation, ewwwwww.  (Hebrews 4:13)


As another example, Jesus got tired of homosexuals and lesbians, as shown in the verse below, and JUST GAVE UP on them.  Get it?

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:  And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet.” (Romans 1:26-27)


As explicitly shown, DEBATEART must be the new hangout for the plethora of pseudo-christians on the internet, how sad.  :(


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ATroubledMan,

YOUR BLATANT ATTACK UPON JESUS QUOTE: "Sorry, but you can't include Jesus into your personal narrative as if he were standing there right in front of us."

First off, are you family to the equally bible ignorant Roderick Spode? I most certainly can have Jesus in front of us in spirit when I speak His word.  JESUS STATED: "For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I among them.” (Matthew 18:20) UNDERSTOOD? HUH?


Learn your bible to prevent you from removing one foot to insert the other into your mouth.  You give Christianity a bad name. 


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@Stephen


Stephen,

Your biblical proof in your post #54 above of my Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, being a serial killer, and at the same time He is to be ever loving and forgiving, wholeheartedly shakes apart my faith at times.  Subsequent to your biblical examples of my faiths killing Jesus, I try and find passages that are showing a more loving and forgiving example of Jesus, even though they are contradicting to what you have shown.

Then on top of this, pseudo-christians like Roderick Spode, et al, make themselves known to contradict the Bible in trying to rewrite it like he did in his post #28 within this thread.  Whereas, the TRUE Christian like myself has enough problems with just dealing with the Bible itself in the 21st century.

Being a TRUE Christian in the 21st century is harder than walking on water in the summertime.
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@RoderickSpode




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RoderickSpode,

YOUR RUNAWAY QUOTE TO MY GODLY POST #44:  “And I have property in Freehold, Iowa I'd like to sell you.”

Did you go to Tradesecret’s school of “Runaway from disturbing biblical axioms” by changing topics at will to try and save face?  Is this going to be your Satanic modus operandi henceforth? Yes?

Your comical and ungodly position of knowing more than Jesus’ true LITERAL words in the two contradicting Genesis narratives is embarrassing, and this is probably why you cannot address my said post about you rewriting the scriptures in your post #28.  The irony is, you want to call yourself a Christian NOT!  LOL

Take note of the following passage stated by Jesus that you trample over in the name of Satan, and that you are blatantly guilty of to try and save yourself further embarrassment, to wit:  “Knowing this first of all, that no prophecy of Scripture comes from someone's own interpretation.” (2 Peter 1:20). GET IT?  When Jesus stated the serpent talked, he talked, period!

Consider yourself lucky that I did not bring up the Talking Donkey and the Burning Bush within the scriptures!


At this time, you are excused until Jesus' true words and I have to correct you once again.



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@RoderickSpode



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RoderickSpode,

YOUR UNGODLY AND BIBLE IGNORANT QUOTE IN POST #28 : " Well in reference to the snake, I don't think a literal snake spoke to Eve. ...  I don't see any reason to assume that at all." 

We have to ask you outright, where do you get the authority to rewrite our serial killer Jesus' bible? Don't you realize that you are opening up a can of worms when doing so?  Huh?


JESUS STATED: 

Every word of God is flawless; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him.“ (Proverbs 30:5) 

Since every word of Jesus is flawless within the Bible, are you calling Jesus a LIAR when His direct words say that there was a talking snake in the contradicting Genesis narratives?


"God is not human, that he should lie, not a human being, that he should change his mind,  Does he speak and then not act? Does he promise and not fulfill?" (Numbers 23:19)  

Since Jesus does not LIE, therefore when Jesus' words in Genesis depicts a talking snake, then it is true, like the many other passages stated by Him that are disturbing.  Do you understand this simple biblical axiom? Obviously not!


Jesus and I get so tired of biblically ignorant pseudo-christians like you and EtrnIVw spewing forth your devil speak in this forum, where TRUE Christians like myself gain solace in that you will most certainly pay upon Judgment Day, praise Jesus' revenge!


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Ethang5, Tradesecret, et al, I am going to have to leave this forum!


I know, what are you biblical ignorant pseudo-christian fools going to do now since you will not be questioned by the infamous Brother D in the future?! There is power in being infamous because there is power in perception, where there is power in extremes like I represent in the name of Jesus, and as exemplified when Jesus whipped the money changers in the Temple, praise!  (John 2: 13-16)

I have been told that my MO is not accepted anymore upon this forum by the moderators, and in the name of Jesus, I cannot abandon this true modus operandi, therefore it is time to move on to greener pastures in the name of Jesus' TRUE words.  Pseudo-christians, look at it this way, you will not be further embarrassed by Jesus' true words anymore by me personally, whereas I'll leave it to the remaining extremists like Stephen, Salixes, et al !

Let the final quips be posted, whereas you are safe in knowing that I will not be able to address them at your expense once again!  LOL!!!

Ethang5, it's been "fun" and I wish you well upon any medical conditions that you may have at this time.

Laterz.
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@fauxlaw



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faux law,

Oh for Christ's sake, you are a MORMON. :(  It is no wonder in why you slap the TRUE Jesus in the face!  Yes, as seen by your comical post #201, you are used to gobbledygook because you read from the Satanic Book of Mormon, and if this isn't ungodly enough, you accept the criminal Joseph Smith as leader of your Satanic faith!

Within the many comical and ungodly memes of Mormonism, what color of "secret underwear" are you wearing today to remind you of Jesus? Have you any pictures of the 6' men living on the Moon? Listen, I have an orange bridge for sale in San Francisco, and it's a real money maker, therefore are you interested in its purchase? I'll give you great terms with a low interest rate to get you in this once in-a-life-time purchase, okay? LOL!!!


P.T. Barnum's alleged statement of "a sucker is born every minute" is true when dealing with a Mormon like you, and Jesus upholds this action when His inspired words state: "I urge you, brothers and sisters, to watch out for those who cause divisions and put obstacles in your way that are contrary to the teaching you have learned. Keep away from them."  (Romans 16:17)


Here, let me bring forth the passage again that you are having a very hard time in understanding, to wit: "Do not be like them, for your father knows what you need before you ask Him." (Matthew 6:8)  This passage states with specificity that Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, says He knows in what you need, therefore there is no need to slap Him in the face by reminding an omniscient God of your requests! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS SIMPLE PREMISE YET?  


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@ethang5


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ethang5,

YOUR RUNAWAY QUOTES AGAIN FROM YOUR POST #10 RELATIVE TO YOU ACTUALLY ADDRESSING THE MAIN TOPIC INSTEAD OF ALWAYS ATTACKING IT'S AUTHOR:  

1. "Your post was again empty of content."
2. "From now on Dee Dee, when you post empty fluff, I'll just ignore you."
3. Include some actual content, and you may be graced with my attention."

What is truly sad is your continuing ruse that you do not have to address the main topic of any thread, but to only attack it's author, and when questioned upon this FACT, you call it "empty content, fluff, and will just ignore the questioner of this grade school antic of yours" LOL!!!

Of course you will have to ignore me when I point this action of you RUNNING AWAY from the topic in question, because that is the only outlet you have left within this forum because your biblical ignorance is TRULY without bounds!



Members are watching you RUN AWAY again from a topic thread, therefore, at least "try" to compose even a very simple statement with two syllable words if need be to actually address a topic of a thread instead of RUNNING AWAY from it all the time, okay? For your convenience here is the topic of this thread ONCE AGAIN, therefore, what do you think about it?


"Latest figures reveal that there are now more Muslims (1.8 billion) in the world than there are Catholics (1.2 billion)"


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ludofl3x,

When Ethang5 posits that there is only one God, and shows disrespect by not actually naming said God amongst the many Gods within the Bronze, Iron, and Middle Ages, then one way to force his biblical ignorance to come to light, is to just use the God named "Allah" as the one God because this god is also relative to being from Abraham, like Jesus as God incarnate was  within the Bible.

When you do this act, is when the comedy of apologetics comes to the forefront and ol' ethang5 turns himself into a pretzel before our eyes! Ethang5 under this circumstance, is better than watching any comedy skit on Saturday Night Live! LOL!!!


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@fauxlaw


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faux law,

YOUR INSIDIOUS QUOTE: "If practiced properly, with a sincere and humble heart, having real intent with a desire to know the truth, with faith in Christ, avoiding doubt, fence-sitting, and cynicism, yes, prayer is effective by the working of faith that God can reveal, and heal, comfort, and clarify, redeem and restore, worlds without end."

YES, if you practice the lack of prayer, then you won't slap Jesus, as Yahweh God incarnate, in the face with your gobbledygook comments above!!!  Are you calling the inspired word of Jesus below a LIE?  Simply put, no need for prayer because Jesus already knows what you need!

"Do not be like them, for your father knows what you need before you ask Him." (Matthew 6:8)


If you are not too embarrassed to tell us, like many pseudo-christians within this forum are silent upon, what DIVISION of Christianity do you follow?




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