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@Earth
@Lunatic
@whiteflame
@ILikePie5
@JoeBob
read above lol
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DP3 Lynch Vote Count
Wylted (1/1) - Wylted
DP3 Nomination Vote Count
Wylted (1) - Pie
DP3 results: Wylted was lynched! He was a jester! Jester can now joint win with town and mimes (hotfix patch).
Lemme explain what just happened.
So I wanted to give Casey (the third party survivor) a strong role because I felt like she had one of the hardest roads to victory without power roles. So I gave her the really strong ability to rewrite someone’s PR to something of her choosing. It was way too strong looking back, but I only felt it was gonna introduce chaos.
However, I did not expect her to use King to team with Wylted like this. I gave the survivor this role before I decided jester couldn’t joint win with town or mimes.
The whole reason I decided that was because I didn’t want the jester to team with town for a free win. Survivor and condemner didn’t have a real reason to team with town, so I didn’t consider it an issue.
So I was thinking about how third parties could team with other parties, but I didn’t think about how survivor and condemner could team with jester after I made jester unable to joint win. This wouldn’t normally be an issue until late game at which point the survivor/condemner has earned their win… but I overlooked this one particular play the survivor could've made.
I really couldn’t say anything about it until now.
So yeah, Casey just cheesed the shit out of my setup. Because I don’t want this game to be completely unfair (even bastard games have a limit!), I will just allow jester to joint win with town and mimes. The game will continue.
LEFT THE GAME (AND COMPLETED THEIR WINCON) LAST DP:
Wylted - You are Logan and Jake Paul, the brother duo of terrible influencers! You like to get yourself involved in whatever you come across, usually making some dumb spectacle out of it in the process, from music to boxing.
You are the purple goo. You have no night action, but all players who come in contact with you on the night will have their role swapped with yours. This will make them the purple goo, while you gain their abilities.
CHANGED BY CASEY: You guys must think you’re king. You are the King for this next cycle. You will have the sole vote on who gets lynched.
If multiple players target you in the night, one of them will be chosen- first, by order of operations; second, by random chance.
You are a jester. You win when lynched. You can joint win now, but you previously couldn’t.
Casey - You are Jeff Skilling, the former CEO and COO of Enron! You were an aggressive executive with one eye on the business, and the other eye on its stock price! You hired Andrew Fastow, who later rose to a role as prominent as yours. You both want wealth and power and you want it yesterday! He can do a few things for you.
You are the Steadfast JOAT (“steadfast,” a flavor meaning your abilities cannot be changed). Your abilities are:
1x Rewriter- One per night, per game, you may target another player and hit them with one of Fastow’s misleading spreadsheets. They will now have a new role (of your choosing, you cannot change their affiliation or make them vanilla, however!), and will have to interpret their character differently.
1x Commuter- Have Fastow take you to one of his offshore properties. You will be immune from all night actions.
1x Morpher- Have Fastow turn another player into a special-purpose vehicle to hide your company’s fraud. You will appear as that player on all investigations that night.
Finally, you are only in it for yourself. You are an Informed Survivor. You win when the town or mimes have achieved their win condition, assuming you are alive at that point. You are informed that the feds (really just another player in this game- Greyparrot) is out to get you.
HOTFIX PATCH: Your character is now Andrew Fastow! Since you used past crimes to gain future success as a public speaker, you are the Cheeser! You have the same PRs as before, but you win when cheesing the setup (knowingly or unknowingly!) You can joint win.
GRAVEYARD
Greyparrot - Condemner- Brian Vickers - Steadfast JOAT (Car Thief, Roleblocker, votebuyer)
Skipper -Town - Juggle!’s leadership - Hidden Hated Miller (told they were vanilla)
Wylted - Jester -The Paul Brothers - Purple Goo
Casey- Survivor- Steadfast JOAT- Jeff Skilling (changed to Andrew Fastow - Cheeser)
THE FINAL TYPE
Some clowns aren’t in it because they want to control their area of influence. Rather, they just want wealth for themselves. They only want power to generate more wealth. It doesn’t matter who the establishment is, people like this will play whatever side they need to play. Their only principle is the almighty dollar. Such is the story of Jeff Skilling and others.
PLAYER LIST
1. Pie
2. Earth
3. Lunatic
4. Whiteflame
5. Joebob
6. Owen
7. Banana
With 7 players alive, it takes 4 votes to lynch. Whoever has the most nomination votes will receive the gun. VTL = Vote to Lynch; VTN = Vote to Nominate.
The DP ends in 76 hours, which is on Tuesday, November 26, at 2 pm EST.
ANNOUNCEMENT
There were no night actions last night, except for mod stuff. The votes from yesterday have been reset.
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@whiteflame
Ok so I was gonna wait until Wylted got online to do this but fuck it... I gotta keep the game rolling
The DP is over! Please close the thread, Whiteflame.
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OK so I'm not sure if Elon Musk is joking or not and I hope he is. I wouldn't be surprised either way.
With that being said: As much as I hate MSNBC, hell no. This is a hard pass for me. I think Elon Musk should stick to balancing finances for his companies- his time as Twitter CEO has proven that (still better than Jack Dorsey tho). He's probably better than current MSNBC leadership... but I'm confident there's better options.
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@WyIted
@JoeBob
@Owen_T
@iamanabanana
see above
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@Earth
@Lunatic
@whiteflame
@ILikePie5
@Casey_Risk
announcement above, take note
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LYNCHED LAST DP:
Greyparrot - You are Brian Vickers, the dirty, hotheaded, aggressive NASCAR driver! Despite everything in your career, you kept it going for a long time… and you never really changed your ways.
You are the Steadfast JOAT (“steadfast,” meaning your abilities cannot be changed).
Your abilities are:
1x Roleblocker: Everyone loves aggressive blocking! Except for the guys behind you. Use this once per night, per game to prevent another player’s night action.
1x Car Thief: You could also wreck someone innocent, looking for vengeance. Just ask Matt Kenseth. You may target a player: If they are commuting, they will be left Vulnerable (meaning they cannot be saved by/from any night actions by other players), and you will commute in their place, making you immune from all night actions.
1x Vote Thief: Sometimes, you steal a win with your antics. Here, you can steal a vote. Select a player, and they will lose their vote the next Day Phase, while you will gain a second vote.
You are a Condemner! You win if you are a part of [REDACTED]’s lynch, or their death in the night. Voting for someone who killed [REDACTED] will not satisfy this win condition.
DIED IN THE NIGHT:
Skipper - You are Juggle!’s leadership, the people who own the company that bought the original site, DDO, from its founders, Phil and Crystal. Under your ownership, the site’s golden age continued… until you stopped caring about the site. The site eventually fell into disrepair with numerous bugs, and a dying community. A spambot attack drove the site’s remaining users to join DART, except for a few select users, two of which decided to spend the site’s final years engaging in a years-long, insanely racist flame war. You finally shut down the site a couple of years ago.
You are a vanilla! You have no abilities.
Or at least, that’s what I told you, in your PM. Rumor has it that you only bought DDO to fill out a portfolio. If that’s true, then it’s even worse, since you never cared in the first place. To take a great site with a great community, and treat it as nothing more than a feather in your cap that will need to be thrown out in a few years is shameful.
You are a hidden miller! You don’t know this, but you take one less vote to lynch than usual, and will be found to be guilty/mime on all investigations.
You win with the town, a faction that wins when they cannot lynch any mimes.
ONE OF THE OTHER TWO
Some people are clowns and don't even realize it. They are angry people who just want revenge. Such is the story of Brain Vickers, and many more.
PLAYER LIST
1. Pie
2. Casey
3. Earth
4. Lunatic
5. Whiteflame
6. Joebob
7. Owen
8. Wylted
9. Banana
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to lynch. Whoever has the most nomination votes will receive the gun. VTL = Vote to Lynch; VTN = Vote to Nominate.
The DP ends in 72 hours.
ANNOUNCEMENT
Wylted has temporarily been made king! He holds the sole vote on who gets lynched for today and today only!
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@IlDiavolo
Ah. My mind jumped to aliens.
Also, as far as Americans go… we are ignorant in some ways, yes. I wouldn’t say the entire country, but many of us are.
As far as aliens go, many of us are way too superstitious about it.
Your theory on UFOs is intriguing
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Correct me if I am wrong, but I think the rule is that you can re-enter the hopper after your game has started?
I don’t remember.
I thought about it, but I’m gonna decide that I’ll wait until my game is over, to give other potential game hosts the chance.
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@IlDiavolo
Because the US will let any alien enter the country, no questions asked
Jokes aside, probably because we’re more superstitious about aliens than any other country… aliens don’t exist
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@whiteflame
Lynch Vote Count
Greyparrot (6/6) - Wylted, Pie, Casey, Earth, Whiteflame, Joebob
Whiteflame (1/6) - Lunatic
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (4) - Pie, Greyparrot, Joebob, Wylted, Owen
Casey (2) - Whiteflame, Lunatic
Wylted (1) - Casey
Greyparrot was lynched! He was a third party condemner.
Stop posting. The DP is over. Lock the thread, please (thank you Whiteflame- all of DART’s game hosts appreciate you!).
The DP ends in 24 hours. Submit night actions!
Pie has been given a gun! He may use it this night only, at the cost of any night actions he may have. He can waive if he so desires.
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Lynch Vote Count
Greyparrot (5/6) - Wylted, Pie, Casey, Earth, Whiteflame
Whiteflame (1/6) - Lunatic
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (4) - Pie, Greyparrot, Joebob, Wylted, Owen
Casey (2) - Whiteflame, Lunatic
Wylted (1) - Casey
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Lynch Vote Count
Greyparrot (5/6) - Wylted, Pie, Casey, Whiteflame, Earth
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (4) - Pie, Greyparrot, Joebob, Wylted, Owen
Casey (2) - Whiteflame, Lunatic
Wylted (1) - Casey
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@WyIted
Yeah the fight was pretty lame.
It got me intrigued enough to watch two of the undercards at least. Barrios-Ramos was the best fight of the night. Serrano and Taylor were beating up on each other really bad… good fight too but I was a little concerned for Serrano with that massive cut. It seems like the fight was all offense and no defense.
That’s why I liked Barrios-Ramos a bit more… that fight seemed a little more tactical.
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Lynch Vote Count
Greyparrot (5/6) - Wylted, Pie, Casey, Whiteflame, Earth
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (4) - Pie, Greyparrot, Joebob, Wylted
Wylted (1) - Casey
Casey (1) - Whiteflame
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Lynch Vote Count
Greyparrot (4/6) - Wylted, Pie, Casey, Whiteflame
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (4) - Pie, Greyparrot, Joebob, Wylted
Wylted (1) - Casey
Casey (1) - Whiteflame
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Lynch Vote Count
Greyparrot (4/6) - Wylted, Pie, Casey, Whiteflame
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (3) - Pie, Greyparrot, Owen
Wylted (1) - Casey
Casey (1) - Whiteflame
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Lynch Vote Count
Greyparrot (3/6) - Wylted, Pie, Casey
Skipper (1/6) - Whiteflame
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (3) - Pie, Greyparrot, Owen
Wylted (1) - Casey
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Lynch Vote Count
Greyparrot (2/6) - Wylted, Pie
Skipper (1/6) - Whiteflame
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (3) - Pie, Greyparrot, Owen
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@whiteflame
Fuck ur right.
Sorry guys gotta hot patch this.
No VTNLs, plurality lynching is in effect
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Lynch Vote Count
Lunatic (1/6) - Pie
Skipper (1/6) - Whiteflame
Greyparrot (1/6) - Wylted
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (3) - Pie, Greyparrot, Owen
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@ILikePie5
@Owen_T
I'll count it but please bold it next time
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Lynch Vote Count
Lunatic (1/6) - Pie
Skipper (1/6) - Whiteflame
Greyparrot (1/6) - Wylted
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (2) - Pie, Greyparrot
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Lynch Vote Count
Lunatic (2/6) - Wylted, Pie
Skipper (1/6) - Whiteflame
Nomination Vote Count
Pie (2) - Pie, Greyparrot
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Lynch Vote Count
Lunatic (3/6) - Wylted, Greyparrot, Pie
Skipper (1/6) - Whiteflame
Nomination Vote Count
None
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Lynch Vote Count
Lunatic (1/6) - Wylted
Skipper (1/6) - Whiteflame
Nomination Vote Count
None
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Meh. I think the private sector is better at taking care of these things
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I miscounted. Correction:
The DP ends at 2pm EST on Friday, Nov 22.
3 day long DPs, as per usual. You get a little bonus time for this DP.
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@Greyparrot
@whiteflame
@WyIted
@JoeBob
@Owen_T
day phase two
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@Earth
@Lunatic
@ILikePie5
@Skipper_Sr
@Casey_Risk
DP2
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Rules: (READ AGAIN; SOME STUFF HAS CHANGED FROM DP1- I said it at the end of that DP as well, just giving a reminder)
Players may not contact each other about the game aside from in-thread and game-approved PMs. Dead players contacting the living players to better spectate the game is acceptable as long as no information is revealed or hints/tips are given to the living player. However, I strongly prefer dead players contact me for information if they want to spectate. Dead players may contact other dead players.
Spectating players may not reveal information about this game (roles, characters, etc.) since all players can see it. Any players given inside information still relevant to the game cannot replace other players.
If a player is replaced out, they may not reveal information about this game (see above) unless I specifically allow them to replace someone in the game. Mafia players cannot become replacements. If a Town player replaces a Mafia player, their former player slot no longer wins with the Town.
Once a player is dead they may not communicate in-thread. They may still communicate in game approved PMs, however. Also, players may not talk after the DP has ended. During twilight it is fine to talk, but not after final vote count and flip are posted.
No players may C/P their role PM or fake doing so. If you post your role PM to claim, it must be paraphrased. Violators will be modkilled.
DO NOT edit your posts in DP threads. Violators will be modkilled.
All questions to me about the game will be answered wherever they were posted as long as they can be answered without ruining the game. I can and will answer all hypotheticals, but cannot answer questions about unrevealed information, with a few exceptions that will already be specified at the start of the game without the need for players to ask about. Example: If a player asks if there is a cop in the game, I cannot confirm or deny that. I can, however, answer questions about how a cop would work if it were to be in the game, since that is a hypothetical.
The role a player gets will be the role that player gets. Do not ask me to have you swapped for something else, please. I will deny the request in all circumstances.
Please respect the other players around you. If violated, penalties may vary, but I will always give a warning first. This will be loosely enforced; I will only step in on the worst of circumstances, so don't expect me to do anything if someone merely mocks or teases you a little bit.
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INTRO
Welcome town. I have something to confess: None of you were given role PMs last DP; I didn't even have a setup completed. I had a setup, but I wanted to retool it last minute, since Bullish had already done something like this before and I wanted to be more original. So, I just dropped you in for shits and giggles. It was funny and I'm glad most of you enjoyed it.
Still, I am kind of a clown for not being ready on time, aren't I? Could you imagine a world where everyone was a clown like me? A world full of fraudsters, fools, and people who just don't have it all together?
No need to imagine that. We live in one. They are found on the news, in the news, on the TVs, interwebs, colleges, businesses, and even your local Wal-Mart. You cannot escape them; you will always have to deal with their incompetence. We all do.
It is thus in "celebration" of this clown world that I present to you this mafia game.
SETUP INFO
There are many type of clowns.
TOWN- Town is made up of the establishment clowns. These are figures who rose to prominence, and because mainstream in their area of focus. They will do whatever they can to hold onto the power, fame, and wealth that they have. There are 6 of you who meet this criteria. You cannot join win the mimes or jester, but you can join win with the other two third parties.
MIMES- The mimes are made up of the rebellious clowns. These are figures who actively challenge the establishment, in what can only be described as a death wish. Most of the time, you are worse and will create your own establishment if you overtake the previous establishment and become the face of your area of focus. There are 2 of you who meet this criteria. You cannot joint win with the town or jester, but can joint win with the other two third parties.
JESTER - The jester is a clown who lives for the spectacle. It doesn't matter who's on top of society as long as they get their attention. Only 1 of you meets this criteria. You cannot joint win with the town or mimes, but you can joint win with the other two third parties.
THE OTHER TWO - They are types that are to be revealed. There are 2 of you. You can joint win with the town, mimes, or jester; however, you cannot joint win with each other.
ADVICE
Town- You are playing to mislynch yourselves, to deny the jester and mime their win conditions.
Mime- You are playing to get mislynched, so you should hide among town.
Jester- You are also playing to get mislynched. Don't just hide among town, hide with the mimes if you can spot them as well.
The other two - I recommend you don't mention your identity to town. They can use you for safe mislynches if needed.
NEW MECHANIC
In addition to voting for lynches, all 11 of you are voting to give one specific player a gun for the next night phase. That player may shoot another player in the night.
PLAYER LIST
1. Pie
2. Casey
3. Skipper
4. Earth
5. Lunatic
6. Whiteflame
7. Joebob
8. Owen
9. Wylted
10. Greyparrot
11. Banana
OUTRO
With 11 players alive, it takes 6 votes to lynch. Whoever has the most nominations at the end of the DP will get the gun. VTL = Vote to lynch; VTN = vote to nominate.
The DP ends at 2pm EST on Thursday, Nov 21.
Good luck ya clowns!
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@whiteflame
Vote Count
Mharman (6/6) - Mharman, Whiteflame, Owen, Earth, Pie, Casey
Lunatic (3/6) - Lunatic, Wylted, Skipper
Casey (1/6) - Greyparrot
Mharman was lynched! He has ascended back to modhood!
The DP is over; stop posting. Please lock the thread, Whiteflame.
The period to join mid game is over.
You can no longer C/P your PMs, edit your posts, or like posts after death.
Your PMs will be coming in the night phase. Mharman will start DP2 when he gets home.
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Anyway someone hammer this Mharman noob he just got CCd and now he’s OMGUSing.
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@whiteflame
I clicked that and closed YouTube just before it loaded. Realized at just the right time
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Vote Count
Mharman (5/6) - Mharman, Whiteflame, Owen, Earth, Pie
Lunatic (3/6) - Lunatic, Wylted, Skipper
Casey (1/6) - Greyparrot
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Vote Count
Mharman (5/6) - Mharman, Whiteflame, Owen, Earth, Pie
Lunatic (2/6) - Lunatic, Wylted
Casey (1/6) - Greyparrot
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Vote Count
Mharman (3/6) - Mharman, Whiteflame, Owen
Lunatic (3/6) - Pie, Lunatic, Wylted
Casey (1/6) - Greyparrot
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Vote Count
Mharman (2/6) - Mharman, Owen
Casey (2/6) - Greyparrot, Wylted
Lunatic (2/6) - Pie, Lunatic
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Vote Count
Casey (2/6) - Greyparrot, Wylted
Lunatic (1/6) - Pie
Mharman (1/6) - Mharman
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Best.Korea is the champion, my frieeeeeennnndssss
(PROOF)
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@whiteflame
Never heard of a Fire Bolt. Are you speaking of the Water Bolt? It's useless by now.
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Vote Count
Casey (2/6) - Greyparrot, Wylted
Greyparrot (1/6) - Mharman
fixed
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