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I’m inclined to believe Moozer. I know role confirmation isn’t the same as affiliation confirmation, but I get a towny vibe from his posts. All two of them, that is.
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@iamanabanana
I listened to the song I got, and I have also listened to "welcome to the internet" and that one song about killing yourself... pretty sure those two are his most viral songs.
Outside of that, nothing. He know he's a comedian and a singer/songwriter, but I haven't seen or listened to anything of his, outside of what I mentioned.
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Current Mafia:
None
Signups:
Lunatic - Bo Burnham Songs
In the Hopper:
Earth - Paper Mario Mafia
Mharman - Gunplay Mafia
Cerulean - Albums Mafia
On Hold:
None
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damn that's crazy bro
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@Sidewalker
You are retarded if you think that LMAO
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@RemyBrown
The elephants, too?! Oh the humanity!
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@RemyBrown
No one is gonna fall for this lol
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@WyIted
Meh. I don’t think mispronouncing her first name matches the standard of what you’ve listed.
I do have a gripe with people who call her “Commiela”… there’s truth behind it, but it’s unproductive and annoying.
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@Moozer325
I don’t think you’re a moron for mispronouncing Kamala. I just think it means you don’t care how it’s pronounced.
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It’s a generalization.
Fair.
But thats the problem. When a person “frequently” speaks in hyperbole (a generous way of putting it) it makes it nearly impossible to distinguish whether they’re being serious or not.
It’s really not impossible. There’s a specific reason I used the word “pitch”… Donald Trump has the background of a businessman and a showman. When you weigh what he says against his actions with this understanding of his background in mind, it becomes easy to understand him. Hint: He’s not the demonic force the media would have you think he is. He’s essentially a shrewd 90s moderate who has two key uses for hyperbole:
1. Advertisement and voter appeal.
2. Baiting opponents into conceding his broader points.
That being said, you have a slight point here.
Some people are going to misinterpret what he says. That is the risk of hyperbole, some people are going to miss it. Those people are dimwits.
However, I would be remiss if didn’t mention that there’s more to the story here. I notice a lot of people, who are otherwise smart enough to detect hyperbole regularly, miss Trump’s hyperbole. This explains the sheer amount of people who misunderstand Trump, since most people aren’t dimwits. So what’s really going on here?
To the untrained eye, this looks like it backs up your point. If average to intelligent people are misunderstanding Trump, clearly he must be communicating incorrectly, right? Then I notice the hyperboles and other statements that you repeatedly misunderstand, like “fight like hell” on Jan 6.
This was an obvious hyperbole that has been used many times elsewhere, yet the media wanted us all to believe that the man who told his protestors to be “peaceful and patriotic” and told rioters to cease rioting over Twitter, somehow deliberately incited a whole riot and those words that give us a window into his actual thoughts are just an intentional misdirect. Orange man bad, don’t ask questions, please only take him seriously when it benefits our narrative, and not when it disproves it.
It is here where the problem reveals itself: The leftoid media, in promoting their “orangemanbad” narrative, has taught a whole host of midwits to prioritize bad faith interpretations of Trump’s words, as opposed to noticing the hyperbole and adopting a more realistic approach to interpreting Trump…
So in the end what we get is a person whose supporters take whatever meaning out of his words they find convenient and hand waive away anything that can’t be positively spun, which is exactly where we are now. It’s a game of heads I win tails you lose.
… so in the end what we actually get is statements like this where you confuse obvious and good faith interpretations for “hand waiving things away.”
Meanwhile, because Kamala Harris is taken seriously everything she says gets put under a microscope and held to an insane double standard.
Does Kamala Harris use hyperbole like Trump? All politicians do to some degree, but I think we can both agree she doesn’t use it like Trump does, otherwise you wouldn’t have made this thread.
Nonetheless, I’m sure the rightoid media has taken some things she has said out of context. I haven’t forgotten the whole “you didn’t build that” thing from over a decade ago. Modern news media sucks.
Even so, I’ve seen some of Kamala Harris’s interviews and have a good idea of what her policies are. I am definitely voting for Trump this November.
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@Lemming
As well as giving me an idea, that perhaps certain jobs might do well to attempt to employ people who do not apply for said job.
I can’t remember where I read it, but it’s been said the best leaders are those who want leadership the least. It’s definitely not always the case, but there’s a real truth behind it.
Positions of leadership always attract a certain personality type that is more susceptible to corruption. Sometimes they get caught up in the hubris of their ideals and unethically advance them, and sometimes they just like the feeling of control, and still other times they are purely trying to build their wealth with no dedication to their work otherwise.
I’m not sure if I read it in US History years ago, or in the Bible. There’s the example of George Washington, who voters had to beg to be the president; there’s also numerous men in the Bible who were called out of their rather humble lifestyles for God’s purposes. There’s also the examples of today’s politicians, and those ambitious men in the Bible, who were punished by God for their actions.
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Do you take the things Trump says seriously?If Yes, well I have quite a few more questions for you.If No (the typical MAGA response), then can you please explain how you square your belief that someone whose words are not to be taken seriously can be fit for the most serious job on earth?
You’re treating this like it’s strictly one or the other. He frequently uses hyperbole, yes, but he’s made plenty of serious remarks as well. This is where you have to look at what he said in context, including the context of how he pitches himself.
The implication that usage of hyperbole somehow makes a person completely unserious is… a take, to say the least. Any politician marketing themselves has some more realistic ideas behind their exaggerations… it is no different for the man who exaggerates the most.
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@Moozer325
Yeah, I really don’t care if who uses what pronunciation.
MAGA morons
So, is this a term the mainstream media is spewing or did you pick it up from Roosevelt? Chill out kid.
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@RemyBrown
So… I assume the trap is that you have “evidence” of Trump doing all these things?
Go ahead and post it.
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@RemyBrown
I think the left should pack themselves into Oregon, Washington, and California while the right conquers and enslaves the dirty C*n*dians.
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@whiteflame
Cerulean was lynched by a vote of 2-1 over Banana… he was guilty.
Go ahead and lock the thread, Whiteflame.
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@TwoMan
Never cared for soap in bars… but that’s a great idea.
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Ah, the October surprise.
Why should I even care? However many tests Trump sent Putin, it probably wasn't an amount that would make a dent in the shortages.
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@Bullish
No one. We were considering replacing someone out for a reason we'll give later, but we decided not to replace them out.
I was messaging you ahead of time. Sorry to disappoint.
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@iamanabanana
Glad to see you’re here and ready to play this DP! However, Post #4.
Sorry for the inconvenience. I feel extra bad because this is your first game. Most games are not this scuffed, I promise.
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@Swagnarok
That means it’s working on you if it is a troll.
My advice here is simple:
Don’t respond to them; don’t acknowledge what they say. We’ve already broken the latter rule, but I think it’s something we should do from now on.
As far as some of the concerning stuff that BK has said… keep in mind that we can have all the suspicions in the world, but we’re not going to get anything concrete. I just reported the linked YouTube short, and that was all I can really do.
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Ding dong!
Ladies and Gentlemen, your co-pilot is speaking to you for one final time. My time managing this flight has come to an end. The captain is returning and he will be closing the thread when he does.
At this time, we remind you to be careful to contain the blood, now that you have chosen your lynch. Nonetheless, an attendant will still bring cleaning supplies, if necessary. Also, I have a parachute and a pre-planned route back home. So long, suckers!
For the final time, thank you for flying with Mayday Airlines, where we hold our surviving passengers' families hostage to prevent whistle-blowing, and you should take the hint.
Click!
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It’s okay to be bored sometimes.
But also, it’s annoying to be bored sometimes as well.
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Regardless of your score, it was going to be revealed that each player to guess a role correctly gets 0.5 points
Note: It’s more accurate to say that each correct guess per player yields 0.5 points… so 0 = both wrong, 0.5 = one right, 1 = both right… rinse and repeat for each player, except for the ones I had to randomize.
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INVESTIGATION RESULT
Your score is 3.5.
Regardless of your score, it was going to be revealed that each player to guess a role correctly gets 0.5 points. However, it should be noted that some players did not answer. Their scores were randomized between 0, 0.5, and 1, and added to the total.
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@Swagnarok
See above... you might be making sense, lowkey
Best Korea is a troll... but I'm not sure that means everything they say is untrue
Ultimately there's not really any hard evidence... but something might be amiss...
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@Sidewalker
Best.Korea is a troll...
but you and Swagnarok might be onto something...
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@Earth
@whiteflame
@ILikePie5
@Cerulean
@iamanabanana
investigate
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INVESTIGATION TIME
Yes, there's one at the start of this DP.
Guess one active role and one passive role scum has. One guess on each per player. You will have information revealed to you based on the accuracy of your guesses.
As always, the investigation period will last two hours. In this case, it will end at 12 (midnight), EST.
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@Earth
@whiteflame
@ILikePie5
@Cerulean
@iamanabanana
Would you like any alcohol?
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Ding dong!
Ladies and gentlemen, as we continue to fly, we like to take note of certain checkpoints. If you look outside your windows, you will see that it is daytime again. Welcome to DP3!
Ladies and gentlemen, as we continue to fly, we like to take note of certain checkpoints. If you look outside your windows, you will see that it is daytime again. Welcome to DP3!
We are turning on the lights in the cabin. If you see any bodies, please notify an attendant. They will bring a body bag immediately.
If any of you are in distress, notify an attendant. They will bring you an alcoholic beverage of your choice.
As always, thank you for flying with Mayday Airlines, where we make sure you stay calm and relaxed under air pressure.
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Body bags sitting in the back of the plane:
Owen - Air France Flight 447 - Rolestopper-Inventor, Town
Casey - Casey – MH370 – Motion Investigative JOAT [Tracker, Watcher, Reporter, Inspector], Town
Lynched last DP:
Moozer – Gimli Glider – Strengthener - Town
Deaths: zero
Terminal outcome: Successful emergency landing on improvised runway
Probable cause: Cascading chain of failures leading to fuel exhaustion
Summary: On July 23, 1983, Air Canada Flight 143 took off on a routine flight from Montreal to Edmonton.
However, it was doomed to never make it there. The plane had a faulty fuel indicator sensor; this in itself was not a problem, since maintenance workers were aware of it and were manually measuring fuel.
What was a problem was that their measurements were taken in pounds, while fuel requirements were logged in kilograms; consequently, the plane was only given roughly half of its required fuel load. Though several checks by both workers and the pilots should have caught this, either inattention or laziness precluded that.
En route, the engines flamed out due to fuel exhaustion – though the plane had sufficient airspeed to not crash immediately, it began losing altitude.
Fortunately, one of the pilots had experience with an old military base, and decided to redirect the plane there; with mere miles to spare, they executed a difficult sideslip maneuver (losing altitude without changing direction) in order to land on the runway. All passengers on board survived, with no serious injuries involved.
The pilots were promptly reprimanded for their negligence, then recognized for their heroism.
Role:
Because of the courage and skill shown by the pilots in landing a stricken plane under some of the most difficult conditions possible, you are the Strengthener. Each night, you can target a player, making their actions immune to interference by active abilities.
Legacy:
Most air accidents like this go wrong. This one didn’t.
You are INFORMED that the accidents in this game have led to a combined death toll of [REDACTED].
YOU MAY NOT CLAIM THIS INFORMATION IN ANY WAY. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE VANILLAIZED IMMEDIATELY.
Legacy role:
After you die, this information will be released with your role PM.
IN ORDER FOR THIS ABILITY TO ACTIVATE, YOU MUST HAVE POSTED AT LEAST 25 (twenty five) TIMES IN THE LAST DAY. Otherwise, this information will be redacted.
Became a victim of unfortunate circumstances in the night:
No one
Co-pilot Note:
Moozer did not meet the post requirement for his legacy role to activate. Therefore, the information has been redacted.
Living potential lawsuits:
1. whiteflame
2. Pie
3. Banana
4. Earth
5. Cerulean
6. Luna
With 6 alive, it takes 4 votes to lynch. The DP ends in 72 hours from the first player-made post in the thread.
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Current Mafia:
Austin - Mayday Mafia
Signups:
None
In the Hopper:
Casey Risk - Classic Movies Mafia
Lunatic - Yellowstone Mafia
Earth - Paper Mario Mafia
Mharman - Gunplay Mafia
On Hold:
None
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RESULTS
Banana has failed to give answer. Using random.org, her answers are now 7 and 89%, respectively.
Q1
The average of answers submitted was 4.5.
At least one town player had their actions interfered with by a scum player last night. In addition, the other scum player did not use any active actions.
Q2
The average of answers submitted was 31.5.
Scum have a passive role that allows them to appear innocent to investigations. In addition, they have an active role capable of causing false investigative reports.
THE DP IS OVER! SUBMIT NIGHT ACTIONS!
You have 24 hours from this post to submit your night actions.
NO MORE POSTING.
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