Casey_Risk

So voting based on "buddy" behavior is basically shooting in the dark as far as I'm concerned.

Usually from what I've seen she generally eases into a DP, even as scum, and starts to build her reads. This deviates completely from it.

there's like zero chance I get lucky enough to hammer scum on dp1 lol.... my best odds are to not vote to get the perk today.

I didn't lie, I paraphrased what chatgpt paraphrased. Why would you accuse me of lying? Seems a little sus.

I think I shouldn't vote today so my action will be guaranteed. I suspect scumteam will try to mess with whatever result I get.

• Lunatic - You are Darth Vader vs Hitler! "I AM ADOLF HITLER! Commander of the Third Reich. Little known fact: also dope on the mic." One of the very first ERB battles, and one of the most iconic, this rap battle pits two genocidal villains against each other in a fight of evil vs evil. Hitler delivers some cocky lines, but at the end, Vader freezes him in carbonite and taunts his frozen body with the line, “Call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh.” You win with the Mafia and have the following two villainous abilities:
  
• 1x Executioner - one day per game, you may immediately execute any player who is already at 50% or more of the votes necessary to reach a majority. Doing so will immediately end the DP. The fact that you are the executioner will be hidden from the town. This ability may not be used at MYLO/LYLO.
  
• 1x Role Cop - one night per game, you may target any player to learn their full Role PM.
  
• whiteflame - you are Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney! "I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts. I'm rich! I've got fat stacks and super PACs. We all know what went down in that 2008 election. You're a decent politician with a winning complexion!" This showdown of the senators is a classic, and still the most-viewed ERB battle to this day. Both politicians start off strong, but eventually devolve into lame name-calling, causing none other than Abraham Lincoln to appear and shut them up, bitch-slapping them both for the people, EAGLE! You are the 2x Silencer. Two nights per game, you may target any player to silence them, preventing them from talking at all the next day, though they will still be able to vote three times. If successful, the fact that your target has been silenced will be publicly announced. You win with the Mafia.
  

• WyIted - You are Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge! "Wake up, Scrooge! I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump on this lonely, homely little miserable grump. I'm like the star on a Christmas tree, you're like the stump. I'm not known for my heart but you're still getting Trumped"  This creative retelling of A Christmas Carol features Scrooge being woken up by none other than Donald J. Trump himself, in his pre-Republican politician days, and then confronted by three spirits, the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, the first two of which being portrayed by J. P. Morgan and Kanye West, of all people. Now, you will be visited by spirits in the night. You are the Dreamer. Once per night, I will reveal the names of three randomly-chosen players (other than yourself). At least one will be mafia-aligned. However, if you are targeted at night with any action, your sleep will be disturbed, and you will not dream. You win with the Town.
  
• AustinL0926 - You are Batman vs Sherlock Holmes! "Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck. I had Alfred read your books, he told me they suck! I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash. I've seen better detective work in Tango & Cash"  Yeah, Batman’s opening line sucks, and is widely considered one of the worst in the whole series. It wouldn’t have taken much for Holmes to pull out a win after that, and he delivers with an emotionally devastating final verse. You have been granted Sherlock’s deductive abilities. You are the Odd-Night Lie Detector. On odd-numbered night phases, you may target any player to pick any statement they made during the previous day phase to see if they were lying or not. This statement may NOT be “I’m town/I win with the town” or something substantially similar. If I am unable to determine if the player was lying or not, I will say “I don’t know.” I will only tell you “Lie” if the player said something they knew to be false. You win with the Town.
  
• Savant - You are Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter! "Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper, Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter. I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning. When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling."  This rap battle features the talented Dan Bull as Jack the Ripper, a great performance by Epic Lloyd as Hannibal Lecter, and a killer soundtrack. Hannibal the Cannibal plays his psychological games with Jack, but the Ripper still has one retort: Hannibal got locked up, while he was never caught. You are the Jailkeeper. Once per night, you may jail any player, protecting them from lethal night actions, but also preventing them from using any active abilities. You win with the Town.
  
• Vader - You are Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible! "Look alive, creme de la Kremlin's arriving. Try to serve Ivan, no survivin'. You're a land rover, I'm a land expander, here to hand you your first loss, Alexander."  This one is one of my personal all-time favorites. What starts off as a simple 1v1 turns into a 1v4 as Ivan battles several Greats from history - Alexander, Frederick, Pompey, and finally Catherine the Great, literally killing them all in ways that echo how they actually died in real life. Well, all except for Catherine, whom he tries to gift a horse, but fails to end her this way because, as she says herself, “that horse story is a pile of shit.” You must now predict who will die by public lynching. You are the Bookie. Once per night, you may guess who will be lynched on the following day. If you are correct, you will receive a 1x Vigilante shot which you may use to target and kill any player on the following night, in addition to your normal ability. You win with the Town.
  
• ILikePie5 - You are Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers! "I'm coming off the Acropolis to start some pandemonium. Don't bring limp raps to a pimp slap symposium." This rap battle is a team battle, Socrates, Nietzsche, and Voltaire vs Lao Tzu, Sun Tzu, and Confucius. However, Sun Tzu manages to use his tactics to turn the westerners against each other, only for his team to immediately dissolve into infighting as well. Because of the way everyone turns on each other, you are the Even-Night Paranoid Gun Owner. On even-numbered nights, anyone who targets you with any action will be passively killed by you. You win with the Town.
  
• Greyparrot - You are Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates! "Let me just step right in, I got things to invent. I'm an innovator, baby, change the world. Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl. I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick, you're cheesy, beating you is Apple II easy!" This classic battle pits the two tech titans against each other to answer the age-old question: Mac or PC? Halfway through the battle, however, Jobs disappears into the afterlife, but lives on in the form of the supercomputer HAL 9000. You are the Millionaire. If you die before the end of the game, you may leave a message for the town to see at the beginning of the next DP. You win with the Town.
  
• Egos-platinum-locos/Earth - You are Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking! "When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown, so take a seat Steve, oop, I see you brought your own!" This classic rap battle has physicist fighting physicist. Hawking threatens to drop mad apples on Einstein’s head, though Einstein retorts that he’s the genius Hawking would be standing on – if he could stand. You, however, will be standing on my shoulders, as you are the Informed Townie. You will receive important information about this game not privy to the other members of the town at the beginning of DP2. You win with the Town.
  

• Redeemed/iamanabanana - You are Gandalf vs Dumbledore! "You shall not pass! I rap fast like Shadowfax. Tom Riddle me this you bitch, how’s your little wand going to beat my staff?" This early battle, like many in season 1, is imperfect, but does show the potential they would fully live up to in later installments. Gandalf taunts his opponent on the basis of his sexuality, but Dumbledore brushes it aside and fights back: “The prophecy forgot to mention this day when I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the Grey!” Now, you will write your own prophecy. You are the Third Party Prophet. During NP1, you must predict on what phase the game will end. (DP4, NP3, etc.) You win if your prediction comes true. You lose if it fails to come true, or if you are lynched during DP1 before you can make your prediction. You win jointly with the Town or the Mafia. You are given a fake claim: Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr, Ascetic (on the basis of Gandhi denying himself through his hunger strikes).
  

Was that a verse or did you just get the hiccups? 

I'm a prodigy, Sonny, and I'm about to smack a bitch up!

My music is 200 years old and it's still excellent

In two more months, the world will forget about your Skrill-excrement!

I love Pie. Please forgive me for all my transgressions and unban me.

• Earth - Lynched DP1 - Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking - Informed Townie
  
• ILikePie5 - Died NP1 - Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers - Even-Night Paranoid Gun Owner 
  
• Savant - Executed DP2 - You are Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter! "Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper, Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter. I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning. When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling." This rap battle features the talented Dan Bull as Jack the Ripper, a great performance by Epic Lloyd as Hannibal Lecter, and a killer soundtrack. Hannibal the Cannibal plays his psychological games with Jack, but the Ripper still has one retort: Hannibal got locked up, while he was never caught. You are the Jailkeeper. Once per night, you may jail any player, protecting them from lethal night actions, but also preventing them from using any active abilities. You win with the Town.
  
• Greyparrot - Died NP2 - You are Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates! "Let me just step right in, I got things to invent. I'm an innovator, baby, change the world. Fortune 500 ‘fore you kissed a girl. I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick, you're cheesy, beating you is Apple II easy!" This classic battle pits the two tech titans against each other to answer the age-old question: Mac or PC? Halfway through the battle, however, Jobs disappears into the afterlife, but lives on in the form of the supercomputer HAL 9000. You are the Millionaire. If you die before the end of the game, you may leave a message for the town to see at the beginning of the next DP. You win with the Town.
  

1. Vader 
   
2. whiteflame 
   
3. Lunatic 
   
4. AustinL0926 
   
5. WyIted
   
6. iamanabanana
   

• WyIted has been SILENCED! He may vote up to three times today, but he may not post otherwise.
  

You got them momma jeans and a Mr. Fantastic face

So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake! 

Republicans need a puppet and you fit

Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt

Ayo Lex Loser, you look like a villain at Comic-Con

You getting ate up, you should've battled me on Ramadan!

A harem of women is what I had on my staff

You had one woman, Jeff, and she cut you in half

1. Vader
   
2. whiteflame 
   
3. Lunatic 
   
4. AustinL0926 
   
5. Savant 
   
6. WyIted 
   
7. Greyparrot 
   
8. iamanabanana 
   

• WyIted has been SILENCED! He may vote up to three times today, but he may not post otherwise. 

You couldn't even beat a Salad-in a fight 

You're as soft as Monty Python knights

You went from chainmail to chained up in jail

Til Mommy drained England to pay for your bail

Of course you got avenged by a kid with no bones

Your own story ended worse than Game of Thrones

Your son killed your ex, your ex killed your wife

I'm the Lion King, man, but that's a messed up circle of life

You grew so out of touch, you sabotaged your only kid

Edsel's stomach cancer showed more love than you did 

So congrats, your legacy's in ashes! 

Remembered as the fascist-sympathizing cause of climate change and car crashes

Let me be frank

Don't mess with the Frank 

Who hangs with B. Franks

Giving ladies beef franks!

Ask Robin if I drop bars

I take smiles and I leave scars

Guards at Arkham will admit 

That the Joker just killed IT! 

I pity your neck, Mr. Gold chains. You've got too many

The only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Emmys

I teach the whole world full of children, I can tell

You call yourself T cause you're too dumb to spell

You still ain't got no children after your third marriage

You lost so many babies, we should call you Miss Carriage

You got an hourglass figure, but that's about it! 

A candle in the wind that can't act for shit

You're played out like a Chuck E. Cheese token 

Your style's like your ice cream machines -- broken! 

I'm serving Whoppers that'll knock you off the menu

Call you Ronald Donald 'cause there's no MC in you

Come bite my thumb! 

I hope you know the stakes

I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades 

Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks

Help!

You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle

Why you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle?

You're the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower

You need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour