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The most highly anticipated rap battle of all time
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Rap battle me bro. You have a lot to say but you won't step to me and get battled. Bring it .
Round 1
You are a bitch and a snitch and I am here to give you a motherfucking lesson.
This nigga reported Badger for having a huge dick. If you reported my dick you'd get my Smith and Wesson.
You're a vine, I'm a tree, you are a fucking leech on my dick barely hanging to your sanity after the election.
That's not the biggest problem. It's that you are a snitch reporting people for stupid shit,
just remember when you take your last breath it is natural selection,
You gotta be God with the miracles to chain me with limits;
I'm the best in this simul-a-tion, my digits are the greatest in the Matrix you're the motherfucking snitch not like in Quidditch,
Yeah you a snitch but I'm loyal I'm a presidentiall ally so don't dare imply I'm a rat like you Lil' midget,
Yeah why you joking that you have a hope in hell at knocking me over?
I played you like in a game of poker.
AYOO AYOO IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE,
Best in the game fuck you,
white hooded reaper to my Ku Klux Krew,
Pass through the barrier you stuck behind; make up your mind seven levels above whatever you're up to,
Push soft on the pedal barely tryin' with my gears
Spit a gentle sprinkle and next thing you're sheddin' tears,
Everyone can stand before me, but none on this site dare ignore me,
Fuck with me, shit's gon' get gory; Supervillain in this story,
Your pussy ass gon' dance to the sound of the unified traits of 'whack' and 'boring',
Cryptic mysteries in my head your empty mind aint gon' be solvin',
Biscuit eater; mouth be dry, you're chokin' on what your throat aint storin
Which is obviously my dick, which your mouth be whorin
DUE to severe plagiarism I will clarify references first:
last 2 stanzas from Wylted are 100% plagiarised from me here:
He only added the last line himself. Those stanzas should be disqualified for voters to consider due to that.
suicidal (refers to a few posts he's made but esp this)
^ this also refers to that he's not walking away from this close to unscathed
"choke on spit," and "stutter firstly, he's stuttered in videos.
In this debate he links to a video which isn't available anymore. It used to show him stuttering and chubby, explaining a later reference, even that was post-diet.
He not only jacked my (and other's probably) lines but he has plagiarised debates which he admits during Round 1 here.
The 'wife leaving' him and/or him leaving her for being a cheat is something I am not sure if it's true or not and don't care. As for the subliminal between him and myself, that's something that's still witty considering he referenced rape in the comments here (he is known for a 'rape battle'
I reference BMDRocks with 'blow my dick', the references to other voters like Ilikepie5, Ramshutu, Bearman and wylted himself (wilted) should be obvious. My implication is he got the votes by cucking himself out, which adds to the hilarity of him reacting like this to something elsewhere:
The Keto diet thing is a reference to many situations that have arisen where he preaches he is doing keto diet to lose weight. If you just search 'keto' you'll find at least 2 solid reference. I have been a skeptic of it.
I used to be skinny and it was known on DDO, he used to be fat and that was known too.
Female lions are very dangerous, often more so than the male ones as their specialty is hunting not just child-rearing. That's part of the metaphor later as Wylted is a known sexist but he will deny it as trolling on his alts. He is extremely concerned with the 'feminisation' of men, which I'll reference more later anyway most likely.
He also could only clarify his campaign by saying he'd take the best from others, in case his plagiarism wasn't already pathetic enough he actually had to compete in the election that way:
Free Willy is a story about a 'killer whale' or orca. Whales are known to be metaphors for fat people.
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You're suicidal... Looking to get your throat clean slit,
Watch you stutter so hard you discover one can choke on spit,
The rated debate here is if you plagiarised or remotely wrote that shit,
I'll show you a rhyme scheme with worn-out shoes you couldn't walk in and footsteps you shouldn't hope to fit,
Make your ghost-writer's corpse turn zombie just to roast them crisp,
Make you watch your cheating wife on her knees begging me to Blow My Dick,
But I turn down the vag for Badger with some added to give her 5 creampies as you grope your clit,
Let me make this very clear I'm witty as wit comes, you half-assed Spacey, there's a subliminal only you 'n' I couldn't hope to miss,
I'm not here for applause, I want the audience to need to hit pause and quit from so much second-hand cringe they pity-vote you, bitch.
You grew up traumatised and abused and to cope, you're clowning,
That kid that never learned how to swim, I'm a shark in these waters; you're out of your depth here, drowning,
Putting on the armbands and play it off comedic, the attention daddy didn't give you's here and counting,
Round 1's just me warming up, I'll break you piece by piece, leave the crowd astounded, too gobsmacked to cheer, dumbfounded,
You're cute when you fight me to run the pack but I'm still holding punches back, try to bite as you bark and I'll get to pounding,
Take that as an innuendo but you're too wilted from Rams and Bears gaping open what the GOAT could've been deflowering.
You had the energy to compete in an election and rap, oh wow what a winner,
Guess you're no more a keto freakshow, finally back as free Wylly with the carbs for dinner,
You're gonna tell them I was once a skinny cunt who couldn't get much thinner,
At least I wasn't an inbred hippo with a human suit on, damn tubby, chubby clown chock full of dumped cuck ex-hubby zingers,
You're quite evidently heaven-sent, true to your principles while me, I'm a sinner,
You're the newly elected president, I'm flying like a butterfly, noobsniping you, what a stinger.
I wasn't gonna bother replyin' to your cryin',
But when you're jacking campaign manifestos and then jack my own posts as lines,
There's a line in the sand you shouldn't cross, my guy 'n' leeches suck blood but vampires aint dyin',
I will snap your neck with ease with the rhymes that i'm 'writin',
You will copy, paste and without credit barely edit 'em, you're hyena, I'm lion,
You're a big scary being when your boys are round with their gun firin',
I know women, not just men that'd break your spine with legs like iron,
So you better kill me in Round 2 or you'll find endurance leave me shinin'.
Round 2
I stole your shit and called you a snitch. What did you do, you little bitch?
Nothing, you took it like a bitch.
You respond by being a snitch, wasted half your round not rhyming, that's an auto win for me and poor timing.
Just because you need the charity snitches, I won't even leave you in stitches just yet.
Instead you need my help. Here is a free round appreciate it, while I appreciate my wiping my dick because it is stained with your mom's shit.
Beat to Loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNN3GAUe2Y
Let me get this straight, or kinda homo with a twist,
You could have fucked my mother in the pussy but she preferred some 4incher to a dildo or a fist,
So you got an ego trip 'cause she wouldn't let you dip into the hole where kids are risks,
No woman wants your sperm near her egg, aint talkin' whisk,
You're in that asshole uncleaned 'cause you're the douche so clean her, sissy bitch,
She needs to be loose 'n' clean for the father that raised this shark with her, clownfish,
You're a joke, people indeed roll on the floor, each with a stitch,
Had to jack my own work Round 1 and Round 2 he's about as creative as plain white dish,
Tell us more how you fucked the black dishes, been covered in shit as a genie grants a wish,
Guess he should ride his magic carpet, like literally grind it with that 3-inch clit.
I'm the man here, you talk about America with this trans-fear,
I'll carry you as you struggle every round, just put the plimsols on and keep your feet pointed, queer,
This is ballet and the judges don't want to feel they came here for two men going at it making love, my dear,
So, deep breath in you can suck the strapon on my mother later, for now pretend you really wanna win and hit me when I'm near,
Or we can keep dancing as you want, I lift you in the air as you say 'whore bitch snitch stitch ditch' and make clear you aint a peer,
I'm the alpha male and we both know it so when I say try in Round 3, be a good girl for daddy and quit like you do the website for months each year.
You thought I'd make this all about the presidency, let me get this through to you,
I'm the beast with masculinity, you're the one that's in the tutu,
I'm not sure what you intended, who you're intending to show this to, dude,
And it's okay to be feminine, it's not okay to be it and pretend you're less a fruit loop,
I think you want me to turn that last line and say I dipped my own dick in your poo poo,
I think we both know you'd be clean and ready for when this train moves through you.
'Cause the mods don't take you serious enough to think there's anything to do,
They're happy with this cuck in your position, who obeys the fairy like foo-foo,
Train coming in like a koopa shell, Princess Peach, CHOO CHOO!
Women you literally have the back of talk this way about you, douche,
Can't be bothered to find the 'proof' but Castin knows I'd stick up for her any time, that's the pure-blooded truth.
Round 3
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I should have made this 3 rounds. Already losing interest. Wli will still bang something out before I go to sleep
yes that's true. But I am sure RM must be having many other cards to play.
"I will use that. Thanks"
It works so much better against you though. "da Koopa King Bowser"/President Wylted
I will use that. Thanks
You a goomba
Getting stomped on by Super Mario
Watch out, he's comin' with his fire flower power
It's game over for you, da Koopa King Bowser
I am rapping circles around him so far, he will lose on so many levels, needing to plagiarise just adds to the harsh skillgap.
I was. I stand corrected.
Well, fair enough then. I obviously won't vote solely based on plagiarism, but I probably will give the first round (of five) to RM.
Copyright law is pretty clear. Once you write something down it is considered copyrighted material. You were thinking of trademark law
Just to clarify. I have no actual ability to stop votes against me or to get my supporters to do counter vote bombs.
There's nothing to debate. RM's work IS copyrighted. Whether or not Wylted's cribbing constitutes fair use is a totally different question and not one that I'm qualified to answer, or particularly interested in discussing. Whether or not voters consider this plagiarism to the extent as defined in the Voting Policy is up to them. I haven't decided either way as yet, and may not even vote at all.
Do you really want to debate this?
RM's lyrics are unquestionably covered by US copyright law as intellectual property, the instant that the "original works of authorship fixed in any tangible medium of expression, now known or later developed, from which they can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device," is created.
Off to an auspicious start as president - using your authority to stop votes against you.
First, settle down. Second, I merely expressed levity in the fact that he would dare use lyrics you originated against you. Third, there's no "plagiarism" since your lyrics don't fall under intellectual property, unless you'd like to show certification of some trademark. You neither own the words, nor the sequence in which they're stated. Last, all I'm saying is that this is funny, and tried to put my own humorous spin on it--i.e. "there's nothing more 'gangsta' than taking someone else's shit." Take a chill-pill, I haven't declared favor toward any side yet, especially considering there are still four rounds left. If you want a preliminary report on how I gauged each of your openings, then my assessment would be that neither of your lyrics have impressed me so far. But you guys have time.
I am the president and I will not accept votes against me for jacking RMs beats
This is a troll debate, you don't even need to really justify your point allocation.
It's a rap battle, of course I will be more votes because I am more gangsta
If you vote him for that, you are just a scumbag.
Won't surprise me or be my concern. This site has more than a few.
I also called him a snitch and then he snitched to voters about it. Fell right into my trap
There's nothing more gangsta than taking someone else's shit. Let it stand. I'm in stitches right now because Wylted had the audacity to poach RationalMadman's lyrics and use it against him. Haha!
"Plagiarism is passing off the intellectual property of another as your own. Plagiarism poisons the very spirit of debate. Plagiarism is such an extreme offense, that even if identified outside the debate it may be voted with prejudice against the offender in all categories. While there exist minor cases that do not necessitate such grave sanctions, the determination of the degree of it generally rests with each voter." (From DART's official Voting Policy)
If you keep arguing that plagiarism should be ignored, then I will vote against you on all four points - as I have the right to, as enumerated in the voting policy quoted above.
Nothing personal.
Voting is supposed to be based on who won not your personal morality. If my raps defeat his. Vote me.
He plagiarized the 2nd stanza too but I think type1 wrote it, not me, I didn't have time to search deep for it unless I wanted to wait hours to post my Round. I recognise it somehow and I have a good memory like that
I also didn't explain 2 references to do with my noobsniping line, it is a very clever quadruple entendre line to do with Muhammad Ali, Wylted encouraging us to assassinate politicians and punchlines vs boxing and an earlier bar from me in the same rap.
Ngl, your plagiarism isn't exactly inspiring me to vote for you.