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You’ve said multiple times that you want to play vanilla games so people learn behaviors and not rely on roles. Do you deny this?
You still haven't qouted me, so let's both admit that you are taking something I probably said widely out of context to fit your narrative here. I recall a recent conversation with you where I lectured you about why I thought it was silly that you didn't like vanilla roles. I remember a conversation with you about how websites like mafiascum, and mafiauniverse aren't as role heavy as DART, and it makes for better games. I don't think I specifically said I aim to have every game be vanilla games ever. You are probably making that part up. That said I am not opposed to playing vanilla games. The policy lynch I am suggesting on you has nothing to do with this being a vanilla game however. It has to do with me and you being stubborn pricks and being likely to engage in long back and forths that are invetibaly going to clutter a game, because you are too much of a cvnt to ever not have the last word, so you repeat the same worthless gibberish that makes you seem like you are smart because you had the last word when you likely responded with some sh1tty one liner that repeats yourself and doesn't even touch on my points. You probably think this is debating, and feel incredibly smart. It's not. You aren't. You are destroying mafia, and I am too stubborn at my own fault to let you continue to get away with this in every fvcking game we play, so this is my suggested alternative. Let's get it out of the way day phase one until you either learn your lesson, or we just always potentially hurt town by your inane stubborn-ness.
You’re still gonna die. I get lynched here and you ain’t scum, you likely die tonight. Don’t get your point
Or one of us could be scum and the other town. It's only harmful if we are both town, but let's be honest, if we are both town we are going to do this every game and hurt town anyway. So is the net harm really all that bad? And if it is, you know, you could be the beacon of change here and stop being a stubborn prick. Then we can move on from doing this every fvcking game.
You’re fucked if you’re scum even if I get lynched. Just the way you’re gonna have to play.
Likewise.
It’s pretty obvious for people with brains.
Nah it still isn't clever.
It’s gonna be you every game. Hope that’s fine with you. And you’ve said it yourself - you’re to blame as well so why the solo on me?
It's mostly you. The last like 5 games, you've chosen to respond to every little fucking thing I say, and you never reply intelligently, it's always one liners that repeat yourself and don't have anything close to a clever argument. This is a game within the game for you. I am just indulging in your bad habit, which is also a flaw from me. I am admitting it. But its unanimously non-beneficial to town and town get hurt by me and you arguing like this every time. So let's just amputate the infected arm dp1 and have one of us lynched for the betterment of all.
It’s rhetorical strategy 101. No one reads massive threads. Clarity and conciseness rein supreme
Disc was literally complaining about not being able to catch up because of this shit in the pokemon game. So yeah it hurts town.
If you wanna die on this bill every game that’s on you. The only games where our arguing has been a problem is when we’re opposite affiliations whether you look at Pokemon or Fast Food. Only game I can think it was a problem was Retribution, but even then we were on the same boat with the Chris lynch.
Dude you literally argue with me every game, because you like it. And I indulge you because I can't help it. You argued me even in the game we fucking agreed on misterchris. You are so stubborn and up your own ego that this is inevitable.
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The arguments with drafterman were honestly more entertaining and intellectually stimulating. And he at least usually had good arguments. Pie literally just argues for the sake of arguing. He usually drops boring one liners, and repeats himself ad nauseum to make it look like he has the last word and therefor wins the argument. It's a pretty pathetic strategy, and I am kind of tired of dealing with it. This is a policy lynch I am proposing. Save us all the misery of this bull shit. I mean I am at fault, because I respond to it (I tried not to, I seriously did). But we cannot escape ourselves, so we find ourselves in this predicament.
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See? Look we are already doing it. Save yourselves the misery, and let's just insta kill one of us every game until pie's ego finally dies and he stops being a cvnt lol
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@ILikePie5
This is actually really odd from Lunatic.He wanted to play a Vanilla game for ages because he’s a behavior dude. Instead of looking for scummy behavior he just wants to risk dying? He gets off at behavioral games and wants to 1v1 me? What reason does town Lunatic have to do this besides getting rid of the biggest threat against him?
Chances are there will be some good behavior to analyze that comes out of this. That said, I am indifferent to doing all the work myself just to have town probably be lazy and wagon whatever anyway late game. Me and you will be the carry again, activity wise that is. But we inevitably will argue with each other because we are both stubborn pricks. Or one of us just gets night killed np1 or something, likely me based on how the past few games have gone. If I was a vig or scum I would forego this process and just kill you and not give a fuh about you wanting to argue with me for a million pages.
What’s even more interesting is that a mislynch puts Town at insta MYLO. And the NK is also pretty clear both tonight and day after when we No Lynch for POE.
Putting a lot of thought into worrying about town being at mylo but are strangely okay with doing the 1 for 1 lol. Why is that?
He’s honestly put himself in front of a cliff and a lion if anyone is smart enough to see it when MYLO and LYLO hit with this decision.
I imagine this is you attempting to be clever and failing miserably and pathetically.
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@ILikePie5
You want to die this fast is what’s ironic when you wanted to play a Vanilla game.
Can you qoute where I said I was dying to play an all vanilla game?
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@ILikePie5
Ironic since you wanted a Vanilla game?
Why is that ironic?
I’m more than have to 1 for 1 with you.
What does more than "have" mean?
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vtl pie. For the death. Won't be changing my vote this day phase unless someone literally scum slips. Me and pie will just argue for pages because were both stubborn pricks, so might as well lynch one of us today and get it over with. Save the game from mountains of WIFOM. I am okay with being the lynch too, but don't want to deal with pie this game, and we inevitably will have some 50 page argument, so let's just get this out of the way now.
Pick your side, team pie or team luna.
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@Wylted
On dp3 though I messaged pie and lunatic and botched because it was obvious.
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Current Mafia:
Lunatic - Comedians
Signups:
Disc - Open setup all vanilla
In the Hopper:
Pie - Bakugan Battle Brawlers
Lunatic- (please skip me on this list if you sign up after)
On Hold
Virtuoso, RM, Speed, Danielle, Bullish, Earth
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@ILikePie5
I mean you technically game them all the fake claims cause it was open setup for them. Don’t remember last game
Thats why I said "Technically scum knew they could fake role claim just about anything"
But I never really had a problem with mafia getting fake role claims. While the ultimate goal of a game should be behavior always, it's kind of pointless to have a theme if mafia have strong main characters. You guys not having fake claims helped in poly's game for example. Encourages scum to not be lazy and actually look up their characters, makes it more exciting when you succesffuly pull it off, and encourages you to try harder when it fails.
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That game really looked like scum was screwed early on. I was pretty impressed with supa's doctor claim (the character was really clever).
Technically scum knew they could fake role claim just about anything, but this is the second game in a row where I haven't given fake characters and scum have still pulled out a W so I think it's safe to say that games can be won without fake claims. I think we ought to break the habit of giving out fake claims as much as possible unless the theme is just really obsure. Make the mafia work a little bit.
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@whiteflame
Yeah, pretty much every gut check told me I should vote Supa. This is one game where I just got too into my own head in the end rather than considering whether scum would really behave as Poly was. Was all set to vote Supa at the start of the DP, and let some niggling factors push me away from the correct lynch.
To be honest, your logic wasn't all that bad. Pie is a bit heated as usual, but I wouldn't beat yourself up over it. I could see myself making the same mistake in that situation. You did take your time and think out everything as logically as possible
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Theme split was introspective comedians vs regular comedians. Bo Burnham and George Carlin had a tendency to get a little bit preachy with their thoughts in the middle of a comedy show without care, but no matter what it always turns out spectacular and artistic in the end.
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@whiteflame
You were actually almost on track there with your argument about poly's night action being so bad that it almost had to be town because why would scum fake that.
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@Greyparrot
That post you were talking about in 172, you misunderstood lol. When he said "Your leading a lynch on doctor" he meant drlebronski, not the role doctor. If you read the context of the conversation that should make more sense to you. I lowkey thought it was hilarious that you town read supa for that though lol
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@whiteflame
@ILikePie5
@Speedrace
@Polyglot
@drlebronski
endgame
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Mafia win! (Speedrace, supadudz)
GG to all!
Thanks for playing!
Role PM's: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YdYlvczOIIZIYGUkMaNpqJhvhikrSStkMVDWkfx64xA/edit?usp=sharing
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Official Vote Count:
polyglot- 3/3- Supadudz, whiteflame, greyparrot
Endgame coming shortly.
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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
polyglot- 1/3- Supadudz
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Dead players
Drlebronski- Louis CK- Vanilla- Town (Lynched DP1)
iLikePie5- ????- ????- ???? (Killed NP1)
Speedrace- George Carlin - Jailkeeper- Mafia(Lynched DP2)
Wylted- Dave Chappelle- Tracker- Town (Killed NP2)
Evilgenius- You are Bill Cosby! You are a comedian from the 80’s who was pretty family friendly and was widely known. You even had your own television show called “The Cosby Show”. However after being arrested in 2015 after multiple allegations of sexual assault arose, you quickly were cancelled, and will probably never do comedy again. You are thus vanilla, and may use your voice and your vote to contribute to the game. You win with the town. (Lynched DP3)
No one died in the night.
Living Players
1. Whiteflame
2. Polyglot
3. Supadudz
4. greyparrot
With 4 players it takes 3 votes to achieve a lynch!
Day phase 4 will end 9/9/21 @ 11:30 AM CST.
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Official Vote Count:
supadudz- 2/ 3- polyglot, evilgenius
evilgenius- 3/ 3- Whiteflame, greyparrot, supadudz
EvilGenius was lynched! He was innocent! Night Actions within 24 hours!
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"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
supadudz- 2/ 3- polyglot, evilgenius
evilgenius- 2/ 3- Whiteflame, greyparrot
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@Greyparrot
@Vader
@whiteflame
@Polyglot
@Evilgenius
Dp3 is up!
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Dead players
Drlebronski- You are Louis CK! Louis CK was an amazing comedian, arguably one of the best since Carlin. Your humor, while often self deprecating, was relatable and absolutely hilarious. However after the media broke out with a story about you masterbating in front of women privately, you basically dis-appeared from the world and had a movie you were directing get cancelled.You have had minor appearances since then for local comedy clubs but will likely never be as big as you once were. You are a vanilla town member and can contribute with your voice and your vote. (Lynched DP1)
iLikePie5- ????- ????- ???? (Killed NP1)
Speedrace- You are George Carlin. Carlin was one of the greats in comedy. He wasn’t afraid to speak his mind both politically and philosophically during a comedy set. Even if the audience was completely silent during one of his rants, he never let it bother him, and never skipped a beat. He had a magical way of captivating his audience despite talking about things that were very controversial, in a time where most comedians were still using slap-stick humor. Carlin was a gem in his time, and when he passed, there was no replacing him. Unfortunately there are very few comedians as raw and authentic these days as Carlin was. Though many try to follow in his footsteps, we will never have another like him. You are the 1x Janitor. One time in the game you can janitor a player. You will receive their character and role, but it will be hidden from the rest of the town in the graveyard. Just like Carlin, that player will not be replaceable. You win with the mafia. (Lynched DP2)
Wylted- You are Dave Chappelle! Dave Chappelle has been around for a while, even had his own T.V. show. After a long Hiatus, he returned with a banger Netflix special that put him back into relevancy. Chappelle is constantly tracking what’s going on in the news, politics, and social issues and isn’t afraid to talk about hot button issues. Because you keep track of what’s going on in the world and aren’t just absorbed into the comedy scene, you are the tracker! Each night you can track a player to see who they visit. You win with the town. (Killed NP2)
Living Players
1. Whiteflame
2. Polyglot
3. Supadudz
4. Evilgenius
5. greyparrot
With 5 players it takes 3 votes to achieve a lynch!
Day phase 3 will end 9/8/21 @ 9:30 AM CST.
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Official Vote Count:
Evilgenius- 2 / 4- greyparrot, speed
Speedrace- 4 /4- wylted, whiteflame, poly, evilgenius
Speedrace- 4 /4- wylted, whiteflame, poly, evilgenius
Speedrace was lynched! He was Guilty! Night actions in within 24 hours.
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
Evilgenius- 2 / 4- greyparrot, wylted
polyglot- 1 / 4- Evilgenius
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How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
Evilgenius- 2 / 4- Whiteflame, greyparrot
polyglot- 2 / 4- Evilgenius, wylted
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How do you get a country girls attention? A tractor.
Evilgenius- 2 / 4- Whiteflame, greyparrot
polyglot- 1 / 4- Evilgenius
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granted, but no one would know you were alive and legally you would be dead.
Fvck yeah! Off the grid baby!!
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@drlebronski
granted, but the vaccine killed you instead
oh shit, I wish I wasn't dead then?
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@Vader
I wish to not be hungover
Granted, you will never get hangovers again but your penis length is reduced permanently by 2 inches.
I wish I didn't have COVID-19 right now.
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Dead players
Drlebronski- You are Louis CK! Louis CK was an amazing comedian, arguably one of the best since Carlin. Your humor, while often self deprecating, was relatable and absolutely hilarious. However after the media broke out with a story about you masterbating in front of women privately, you basically dis-appeared from the world and had a movie you were directing get cancelled.You have had minor appearances since then for local comedy clubs but will likely never be as big as you once were. You are a vanilla town member and can contribute with your voice and your vote. (Lynched DP1)
iLikePie5- ????- ????- ???? (Killed NP1)
Living Players
1. Whiteflame
2. Speedrace
3. Polyglot
4. Supadudz
5. Wylted
6. Evilgenius
7. greyparrot
With 7 players it takes 4 votes to achieve a lynch!
Whiteflame is innocent.
Day phase 2 will end 9/7/21 @ 9:30 AM CST.
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Official Vote Count
Drlebrokski- 5 /5- speedrace, whiteflame, supa, iLikepie5, drlebronski
Supadudz- 3 /5- iLikeLie5, evilgenius, wylted
Whiteflame- 1 /5-greyparrot
Drlebronski was lynched! He was innocent!
Please send in night actions if you have them within 24 hours.
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Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Drlebrokski- 4 /5- speedrace, whiteflame, supa, iLikepie5
Supadudz- 4 /5- iLikeLie5, drlebronski, evilgenius, wylted
Whiteflame- 1 /5-greyparrot
5 hours remaining in the day phase
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So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not like it's the end of the world!
Drlebrokski- 4 /5- speedrace, whiteflame, supa, wylted
Supadudz- 3 /5- iLikeLie5, drlebronski, evilgenius
Whiteflame- 1 /5-greyparrot
Supadudz- 3 /5- iLikeLie5, drlebronski, evilgenius
Whiteflame- 1 /5-greyparrot
7 hours remaining in the day phase
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What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
Speedrace- 1 /5 -Drlebronski
Whiteflame- 1 /5-greyparrot
Supadudz- 2 /5- iLikeLie5, wylted
Drlebrokski- 3 /5- speedrace, whiteflame, supa
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I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
Speedrace- 2 /5 -Drlebronski, whiteflame
Whiteflame- 1 /5-greyparrot, wylted
Supadudz- 1/ 5- iLikePie5
Drlebrokski- 1 /5- speedrace
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"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
Speedrace- 3 /5 -Drlebronski, whiteflame, wylted
Whiteflame- 1 /5-greyparrot
Supadudz- 1/ 5- iLikePie5
Drlebrokski- 1 /5- speedrace
Whiteflame- 1 /5-greyparrot
Supadudz- 1/ 5- iLikePie5
Drlebrokski- 1 /5- speedrace
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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
Polyglot- 2 /5- wylted, greyparrot
Supadudz- 1/ 5- iLikePie5
Speedrace- 1 /5 -Drlebronski
Drlebrokski- 1 /5- speedrace
Wylted- 1 /5- whiteflame
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@Vader
I was super busy with node war on BDO otherwise I would have pushed harder in the last hours
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@Vader
Supa i would have died anyway after pushing pie. Whiteflame was sprouting how it is wierd when I survive dp1 in the last game, he would have killed me anyway. I was expecting to die, but if we lynched pie it would be a 1 for 1 and worth it. You guys lynched leb for some dumb reason, but if we lynched pie dp1 it was hella worth it
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